Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.
He shoots plot. With his gun.
The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.
Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)
3. Mr. Pajamas
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
14. Christofur Columbus
20. Ice Cream Cake
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
32. Also A. Closet
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
49. Chairman Meow
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology
Cats in Human Suits:
+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.
One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.
Yeah, the plush rumps of Smuppets are way too plush to cause a concussion...unless it's possible that a really large amount of plush rumps can cause blunt force trauma.
Anyway, about the recent update, I'm still not sure what's in the lotus capsule that Jake would have been unable to use on account of being in the game, and really the only recipient beyond that point would be Gl'bgolyb (unless the Rift's Carbuncle is the thing inside the capsule which i find rather unlikely). Maybe it's the Black Queen? Or an Agent? Or maybe something else from the Uu trolls?
Eh, I guess we'll figure out in due time.
Also hi everyone.
Quick, imagine a multiversal pie fight between every single fictional universe ever made!
Avatar kindly provided by the wise and great аshdenej. Rock on bro (did i really just type that).