(Oh god dammit, gamebro sprite. The shenanigans I foresee. THE SHENANIGANS!)
(Oh god the GameBro sprite.
Shit just got real man)
GameBros Sprite, sweet Jegus. This is going to be awesome.
He's got 'ya back.
Also yay, suggested a major plot point, yay.
Years in the future, but not many...
A MISGUIDED PARIAH records a stuttering step in the sun-bleached dust.
>Be final fantasy
I'm still tickled pink my suggestions was used. Seeing this makes me happy. ='D Keyhoooole~
A young man stands in his bedroom. He was just playing a game with a young lady, who successfully escaped from a meteor that destroyed her entire neighborhood into an unknown land. What is this young man's name?
>Bern [any other suggestion's last name here]
> Groinlick Barfstain
> Clark Kent
> Teddy James
Now listen here. This guy doesn't have time for your shit and he'll tell you so himself.
Your name is BERN.As was previously mentioned you are Rita's SERVER PLAYER, although your she has just entered the MEDIUM. Of course, you don't know this yet. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for SCIENCE, SPECIFICALLY CHEMISTRY. You enjoy imagining APOCALYPTIC SCENARIOS but have never before thought that they might actually take place in your lifetime. You believe that you're pretty SMOOTH, but in reality you really AREN'T. You also like to occasionally play VIDEO GAMES, but not as much as the rest of your friends.
What will you do?
>Bern: Examine book on desk
Bern: Examine poster on wall.
Bern: Also look trought the window for sweet panoramics.