-- audioBlaster [AB] began pestering artsyAnteater [AA] at 17:42 --
AB: happy birthday!
AA: Hey! Thanks!
AB: so have you gotten the game yet?
AA: Yes! That reminds me, BA is waiting for me to play.
AB: so go play with him!
AA: I'm stuck in the storage room. My sister's outside, no doubt planning my downfall as we speak!
AB: so did you strife with her? i thought you didn't have a specibus.
AA: I got one for my birthday, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to allocate it to bombkind.
AA: How am I going to use that in here?
AB: huh. well, looks like you'll need to improvise. do you have a spare stack or queue modus around? they're good for this kind of situation.
AA: I dunno. There might be one in one of these boxes.
AB: okay. i will leave you to it!
-- bighornAlchemist [BA] began pestering artsyAnteater [AA] at 17:45 --
BA: Rita, where are you? I've finished installing the game, but you're not in your room.
AA: Hey! I'm trapped in the storage room. My sister's outside.
BA: And this prevents you from leaving, why exactly?
AA: She's blocking the way.
BA: Okay. I'll see what I can do. Since we can communicate with Pesterchum I can probably connect to you right now.
AA: Okay! Hang on, BB is pestering me.
BA: Got it. I'll get started.
> See if you can fit a cherry bomb underneath the door.
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
-- barelyBemused [BB] began pestering artsyAnteater [AA] at 17:47 --
BB: rita where are you?
AA: I'm sorry! I'm stuck in a storage room and I'm using my sister's PDA.
BB: wait what how did you get stuck in a storage room
AA: Long story.
BB: well anyway happy birthday rita
BB: did you get my present yet?
AA: No! The mailman might have delivered it late, or something!
BB: ok well anyway are you playing with ba?
BB: tell him i say hi, i have to go
AA: Okay, bye!
Intermission, Already? No! I say stay with Rita till she gets into the first gate!
> Get pestered by a unknown person stating "This is a message from a friend, the game has already begun, your tools has been set and as such the timer has began to tick. Hurry before the meteor hits your house and kills you"
> Captchalogue anteater plushies, before noticing that to your right is a contraption. Freak a bit before getting pestered by BA.