THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

[Daniel990]

All the adventures I've ever made were horrible, they were a cloud of nothing but dumb, BUT NOW I am going to make the adventure to end all adventures, it's going to be the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life.
There's even pictures in it.
Look, it's a person.

Tell him to do something.

[Qwilderwibben]

>Grow a face.

[Daniel990]

>Grow a face.

Oh, look, that guy suddenly GREW A FACE.
That's such a cool face, it's as cool as this adventure.

[Qwilderwibben]

>Summon your arrow familiar from the first panel and ask it where you should go.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Summon your arrow familiar from the first panel and ask it where you should go.

Seconded.

[Uniquoi]

>Summon your arrow familiar from the first panel and ask it where you should go.

Seconded.

Thirded.

[Daniel990]

>Summon your arrow familiar from the first panel and ask it where you should go.

You (I will now call that guy "you" because it makes this adventure cooler) ask that arrow where you should go, but that arrow doesn't say anything because arrows can't talk.
Why did you even think an arrow would talk?

[Godbot]

> The joke: Get stale.

[Qwilderwibben]

>Punch arrow in snout to establish superiority.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

You: Brandish your arrow familiar as a weapon. Slay enemies.
Enemies: Appear so that ye may be slain.

[Uniquoi]

Verbally threaten arrow.

[Daniel990]

You: Brandish your arrow familiar as a weapon. Slay enemies.
Enemies: Appear so that ye may be slain.

Oh, no, EVIL ENEMIES. You'll have to take that inanimate arrow to SLAY them.

GRAGAHR, YOU'RE SLAYING THE ENEMIES WITH YOUR ARROW. DIE, ENEMIES, DIE.

Yay, you have slain the ENEMIES, and they dropped PRIZES.

[Qwilderwibben]

>THE PRIZES ARE A TRAP. DESTROY THE PRIZES.

[Uniquoi]

>You are inadvertedly attracted to shiny things. Grab the prizes!

[Daniel990]

>THE PRIZES ARE A TRAP. DESTROY THE PRIZES.

YES, OF COURSE, the prizes must be BOMBS or maybe TINY ENEMY BABIES.
You destroy them mercilessly.

[Uniquoi]

Try and walk out the same 5m of area.

[Qwilderwibben]

>YOU HAVE DONE WELL. NOW, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. YOU MUST GET RID OF THAT ARROW. DIG A HOLE WITH IT AND THEN THROW IT IN THE HOLE.

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So apparently I've decided to turn myself into the equivalent of an Exile? lolokay.jpg

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Level up!

[Qwilderwibben]

>Level up!

Actually yeah, you should do this. Ignore the shouty voice in your head and do this instead.

[Uniquoi]

>Level up!

Disregard my other post; this should happen.

[Daniel990]

>YOU HAVE DONE WELL. NOW, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. YOU MUST GET RID OF THAT ARROW. DIG A HOLE WITH IT AND THEN THROW IT IN THE HOLE.

You attempt to dig a hole, however, the ground that wasn't there before is made of METAL!
METAL!

>Level up!

Also, after doing all that stuff, you LEVEL UP! from level 0 to level 0.999...
YEAHHHHH

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Slit wrists to establish emotional frustration at not achieving the glory of Level 1
>Level up to Level 1 for self-mutilation.

[Uniquoi]

>Smash the metal below you
>Gain Level 0.01

[Qwilderwibben]

>OH, WELL PLAYED ARROW. WELL PLAYED. LISTEN "YOU", WHY DON'T YOU START EXPLORING OR SOMETHING. IF YOU EVEN CAN.

[Daniel990]

>OH, WELL PLAYED ARROW. WELL PLAYED. LISTEN "YOU", WHY DON'T YOU START EXPLORING OR SOMETHING. IF YOU EVEN CAN.

You walk right so you can start EXPLORING.


IT'S A COFFEEMAKER.
IT MAKES COFFEE.