THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Break open the coffeemaker to learn its secrets.

[Qwilderwibben]

>Break open the coffeemaker to learn its secrets.

YES. I TOO AGREE WITH THE HORNED ONE.

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Is this annoying? I think it might be.

[Daniel990]

>Break open the coffeemaker to learn its secrets.

YOU BREAK THE COFFEEMAKER OPEN.
IT OBVIOUSLY MUST HAVE CRUCIAL SECRETS TO LIVING A HAPPY LIFE.


Inside it, you find a cryptic text written in the FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE OF THE ANCIENTS.
You can't just walk around with text in a FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE, it's FORBIDDEN.

[Uniquoi]

>Look on the back of it, it obviously translates itself on the back.

[Qwilderwibben]

>Look on the back of it, it obviously translates itself on the back.

Seconded.

[Daniel990]

>Look on the back of it, it obviously translates itself on the back.

You turn the text around and find text in the ENGLISH LANGUAGE, which says even more cryptic text.
You have no idea what this means, but it doesn't look like a translation of the other side.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE: Be Portuguese.

[Jetroid]

>Mutilate Arrow and turn it into a Crossbow, using strands of your hair which wasn't drawn before.

[Uniquoi]

>Use your powers of banishment to banish the paper to hell.

[UpsidePickle]

>Stick paper onto tip of arrow, create new weapon.

[Daniel990]

>Stick paper onto tip of arrow, create new weapon.

You put the piece of paper on the arrow and create the ULTIMATE SWORD OF ETERNAL AWESOMENESS.

[Bigro]

>>>>>>>>>>DUDE, THAT TABLE, IS GIVING YOU THE EYEEEEEEES, THE EYES MAN THE EYES. THEY BURN US. >>

KILL THAT SILLY PATHETIC TABLE AND EAAAAT IT. EAT EAT EAT IT DAMMIT, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT IT. DON'T JUST STAND THERE GET EATING. EAT!>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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oh boy this shouty caps thing sure is fun

[Destruction Dragon 360]

ULTIMATE SWORD OF ETERNAL AWESOMENESS: Be a downgrade from the original arrow. Real things just can't top abstractions in terms of Beyond the Impossible strength.

[wickedlycolorful]

>>>>>>>>>>DUDE, THAT TABLE, IS GIVING YOU THE EYEEEEEEES, THE EYES MAN THE EYES. THEY BURN US. >>

KILL THAT SILLY PATHETIC TABLE AND EAAAAT IT. EAT EAT EAT IT DAMMIT, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT IT. DON'T JUST STAND THERE GET EATING. EAT!>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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oh boy this shouty caps thing sure is fun

HAHAHHAHAAHHA, do dis cause its funny! XD

[UpsidePickle]

>Notice the strange power of the table. It can change from table to a mathematical symbol!

[Everanix]

It's not a table, it's Pi!

>Eat the pi to regain lost health.

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Dani you're amazing

Subscribing immediately

[Kíeros]

> Suddenly come to the conclusion that you didn't get anything other than the fancy screen for becoming level one (Because .999... = 1).

[Baam25th]

>Ship sword with table. Marry them.

[Freack]

>Ship sword with table. Marry them.

+1

This is obviously the solution.

[wickedlycolorful]

>Ship sword with table. Marry them.

i agreeeeee!!!

[wickedlycolorful]

It's not a table, it's Pi!

>Eat the pi to regain lost health.

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Dani you're amazing

Subscribing immediately

ur right, she is!!!

[Fish]

Examine wrists!

[MythicalWashrag]

>Combine Pi table and sword to make the best pair of boots the world have ever seen.

[mysteriousOutsider]

> Quickly wash your hands.

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DANI WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT THIS EXISTED

[Daniel990]

> Quickly wash your hands.

YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

>Combine Pi table and sword to make the best pair of boots the world have ever seen.

You combine the sword and the table and make the legendary MAN O' WAR BIG BOOTS, they are the best pair of boots the world has ever seen, it can make you do PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING YOU MAY BE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST PAIR OF BOOTS EVERRRRR.