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Originally Posted by tanquerayChampion
Hussie just committed self-homicide (idk if suicide is the correct term here) through the use of fictional self-insert reacharound shenanigans. The character that he killed himself with is an omnipresent, potentially unkillable, overcoat-wearing pimp lizard puppet with a convincingly pathological love of more dakka and gold plating. And the place he killed himself in exists beyond at least the fifth wall.
And they made soup out of candy dogs.
Can I just say that I love Homestuck?
NYMPHOMANIAC PIRATE GIRL AND HER FAIRY MANCHILD BOYFRIEND STEAL HEARTS OF READERS????
I wish I was sexy
So do I
you guys need to put some points into charm
But I put all my points in strength so I could masturbate more furiously
ek@All: through lp, i vicariously live life as a 15 year old lesbian
LP I wish I was half as smooth as you
Then I would have five girlfriends
I can settle for that
lp joined the chat room.
While LP is gone I'm just going to say that I give up on understanding things forever because UGH
Well now you're just being nonsequiter.
I wonder why.
You are obviously not a female sheep as you are typing.
And females can't type.
GLORIOUS UU AND EARTH LOG
DD360 Honestly how are people thinking that uu and Calliope are on earth or alternia
22:07 DD360 HOW?!
22:07 ArmsAreLoud Whipped cream on boobies is pretty great, just fyi
22:07 DD360 It doesn't even
22:07 DD360 make sense
22:07 DD360 at ALL
22:07 ArmsAreLoud DD I fucking explained it to you
22:07 Helen-FU i know
22:07 DD360 If you wanted to argue
22:07 DD360 that it may be the Troll's meteor
22:07 DD360 That's one thing
22:07 Helen-FU possible
22:07 DD360 saying it's on Earth or Alternia is another
22:07 DD360 saying it's in their UNIVERSES, is another
22:08 ArmsAreLoud But the troll's meteor is supposed to go to Earth
22:08 ArmsAreLoud That is the thing we expect it to do
22:08 DD360 No?
22:08 DD360 it's supposed to go to the session
22:08 recalcitrantIre its going to S-B2
22:08 DD360 not Earth
22:08 ArmsAreLoud Yes so why the fuck is it on a planet
22:08 recalcitrantIre someone hijacked it
22:08 DD360 How could it be on Earth?
22:08 Helen-FU it could've crashed
22:08 recalcitrantIre took a joyride through the Furthest Ring
22:08 recalcitrantIre and popped it through some poor sod's skaia
22:08 Helen-FU it looks like their meteor
22:08 ArmsAreLoud The same way it could be anywhere else?
22:08 recalcitrantIre and now its on red sun deathworld
22:08 ArmsAreLoud Shit happened
22:09 DD360 that's a poor argument and you know it
22:09 DD360 Red Miles is ripping apart both Earths
22:09 recalcitrantIre well fuck thats a lot of updates
22:09 Helen-FU i support it
22:09 ArmsAreLoud Regardless of what world it ended up if this is the troll's meteor then our heroes had some serious issues
22:09 DD360 UPDATE
22:09 ArmsAreLoud (this also explains how UU got Rose's shit, just fyi)
22:09 DD360 yes but meteor does not a planet make
22:09 recalcitrantIre you gotta be fucking kidding me
22:09 ArmsAreLoud I FUCKING TOLD YOU DD
22:10 --- cadaverousWelshman is back
22:10 cadaverousWelshman Error 503 Service Unavailable
22:10 umbralOverseer hahahahahaha
22:10 DD360 We may NOT KNOW HOW IT GOT TO A PLANET, IF IT IS IN FACT THE TROLL'S METEOR
22:10 umbralOverseer oh my god that timing
22:10 Helen-FU oh my gog
22:10 Helen-FU when i saw that
22:10 DD360 but just that it MAY be, does not mean that it just GOT TO A PLANET
22:10 Helen-FU i thought
22:10 umbralOverseer oh my god
22:10 DD360 that doesn't make sense
22:10 ArmsAreLoud Well DD
22:10 ArmsAreLoud I was right
22:10 umbralOverseer hahahahahaha
22:10 ArmsAreLoud You were wrong
22:11 Helen-FU "HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON EARTH!!!!"
22:11 RAZPUTIN ERROR 404 BRAIN NOT FOUND
22:11 sirhc1018 this is homestuck
22:11 Helen-FU ERROR 666 SATAN NOT FOUND
22:11 umbralOverseer oh god someone has to
22:11 recalcitrantIre goddamnit
22:11 recalcitrantIre jegus dick
22:11 recalcitrantIre that is a fuckload of shitty statues
22:11 umbralOverseer paste this log in comdisc or something
because you'd be touching ladies in skimpy outfits
and if you're doing ballet you're not into.... ladies in skimpy outfits