The Pizza Kings

[Infinite_elephant]

Actually he hadn't posted the new update when I submitted that, but your explanation makes it seem like it's still a good suggestion so yes, stun him with the free pepperonis

or whatever

[paraffinizingKedgeree]

>Slice the agent a piece of the pain

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Strike hard and true

[Gana0]

>Slice the agent a piece of the pain

You quickly SLICE the AGENT with your PIZZA CUTTER. Dang, those things are SHARP!



The AGENT falls over into the FIRE. He is SLAIN.

AGENTS SERVED: 1/128

> Give him the Extra Pepperonis free of charge

Oh yeah. Here's your PEPPERONI, bitch. You drop some PEPPERONI on the SLAIN AGENT. The ITEM SLICE isn't used up because you have TWO (2) more PEPPERONI STACK(S).



The FIRE is getting a little out of control in the LOBBY. You think it would be best to VENTURE ELSEWHERE in the BUILDING and continue to OFF the FPA AGENTS.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Maybe there's a map of the building in the lobby? Or maybe you brought a map with you?

[Gana0]

>Maybe there's a map of the building in the lobby? Or maybe you brought a map with you?

Ugh. You can't believe how STUPID you are. You left your MAP in the CAR. It's too late to go back for it.

You guess you can always WALKIE one of the other KINGS to ask where you're going... you still can't believe you made such a ROOKIE mistake.

[Oven]

>Put the agent in the Ovenventory

[Mibbs]

dont make a rookie mistake, go get it from the car

[Lieutenant Fish]

>well, whatever, it's more fun this way

[I-gor]

>Begin making a map so you can find your way back to the start point if need be_
>Loot the corpse for anything useful_

[Gana0]

dont make a rookie mistake, go get it from the car

You can't! The HOLE you made in the side of the BUILDING is now completely blocked off by FIRE!

>Put the agent in the Ovenventory

You're not even sure if you can do that? But I guess it's worth a try. I'm sure a CORPSE will be useful at some point. You put away the PIZZA CUTTTER first. Gotta have both hands free when picking up BIG STUFF.



You just kind of... TAKE IT. Oh, I guess you can fit PEOPLE in your OVENVENTORY after all!



Things are getting too HOT to HANDLE in here. You decide to forget the MAP and head for the ELEVATOR. As you make your way over, another AGENT notices the FIRE.



The AGENT sees you too, but can't reach you until the DOORS of the ELEVATOR close. He figures the FIRE situtation is somewhat more IMPORTANT.



You are now in the ELEVATOR. Things seem much more PEACEFUL in here. But you still have no idea where to go.



You RETRIEVE your WALKIE TALKIE from your OVENVENTORY. You guess you're gonna have to WALKIE the BIG PAPA.



You TELL him that you accidentally left your MAP in the CAR and politely ask for another one. He JOKES that it better not have been his prized CAMARO. You both LAUGH. It wasn't.



He says good. He says that he is currently on the ROOF overseeing the placement of the EXPLOSIVES. He says you can ride the ELEVATOR to the top, then take the STAIRS to the ROOF and he'll be waiting with an EXTRA MAP for you. There might be more AGENTS to take out along the way.

[Infinite_elephant]

>Throw the body out of the elevator before stepping out, just in case anybody's watching

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Brace your self against the ceiling so you can't be shot in a potential ambush, just like Will Smith in MIB II: Back in Black

[Kíeros]

> Ride that elevator. Potentially, while listening to music.

[Gana0]

> Ride that elevator. Potentially, while listening to music.

You STASH the WALKIE TALKIE in the last AVAILABLE SLICE in your OVENVENTORY and continue to RIDE UP to the TOP FLOOR. Which, according to the NUMBERS on the ELEVATOR, goes up to FIFTY (50). There are also some BASEMENT FLOORS which probably have COOL STUFF on them too.

A familiar SONG comes on. You start to hum the tune.

HMM. HMM HMM HMM HMM HMMMMM. HMM HMM HMM HMM HMMMMM. HMM HMM HMM HMM HMMMMM. Yeah, it goes just like that.



You are now PAPA JOHN. You are undoubtedly the LEADER of the PIZZA KINGS.

You are standing on the ROOF of the FEDERAL PIZZA ADMINISTRATION BUILDING with TWO of your COHORTS. You are OVERSEEING the precise placement of the EXPLOSIVES. Your current OBJECTIVE is to BLOW UP the ROOF in very specific spots so as a TEAM you can JUMP into the EXECUTIVE OFFICE and TAKE the CARD KEYS. It will be UNEXPECTED so you can get IN and OUT pretty quickly.

But for RIGHT NOW, you're just kind of STANDING AROUND on the ROOF. So what will you do?

[Mibbs]

make some pizza with your psychic powers

[Kíeros]

> Think of all the pizza flavours you create.

[Godbot]

> Check your inventory

[Gana0]

> Think of all the pizza flavours you create.

You CONCENTRATE for a moment. Mmm... you IMAGINE all of the PIZZA FLAVORS your MIND can CREATE. You IMAGINE all of the BETTER INGREDIENTS you POSSESS, which in turn makes BETTER PIZZA.

make some pizza with your psychic powers

You begin to FOCUS really hard on a PIZZA. As the BRAINS of the KINGS, you can MATERIALIZE PIZZA at WILL.



And there it is. PAPA JOHN IS IN THE HOUSE.

Well, not LITERALLY. You are still on the ROOF. That's just kind of your CATCHPHRASE.

> Check your inventory

Your OVENVENTORY opens up to REVEAL your ITEM SLICES. In it you have:

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• TWO (2) MAPS of THE FEDERAL PIZZA ADMINISTRATION BUILDING
• ONE (1) FOOTBALL
• ONE (1) WALKIE TALKIE
• ONE (1) CUP of GARLIC SAUCE
• ONE (1) GUN

You also go over to the FRESHLY MATERIALIZED PIZZA and STORE it in an ITEM SLICE. One (1) of your ITEM SLICES got used up when you RETRIEVED and STORED your WALKIE TALKIE.

[Kíeros]

> Look around impatiently for the last person to arrive.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Double-check the detonator

[Mibbs]

have a slice of pizza while you get ready to detonate

[TheMMM]

>Whistle a tune.

[Gana0]

> Look around impatiently for the last person to arrive.

ARRIVE? RONI will be here in a second. But THE NOID has been standing next to you the whole time. He's just been GIGGLING to himself. He's kind of the WILD CARD of the KINGS.

THE NOID used to be all about DESTROYING PIZZAS but that was a long time ago. He is a changed MAN. Or RABBIT. You're not really sure in all the time you've known him. But one thing is for sure:

He is very STRANGE.

>Double-check the detonator

And then we have our TECHNOLOGICALLY-SAVVY KING, who goes by the name of JET. He has been placing MECHANIZED PIZZA BOMBS around the PERIMETER of the EXECUTIVE OFFICE. He holds the DETONATOR in his HAND and awaits your APPROVAL for the EXPLOSION of FLAVOR.

[sonic3535]

>Give the approval.