Magnum Head

[Mibbs]

shes a black lady that dresses like a punk. shes pretty cool. she just sorta rolls with things. one day she found herself on a big ass robot and was like "aright i can deal with this" and has been fighting HEADS ever since.

[Panda-s1]

She is your BELOVED DAUGHTER who love more than FIGHTING and WINNING. She was roaming around when a head battle broke out and the defeated robot fell on top of her. YOU MUST SAVE HER LIFE

[kabbage]

That is not a human. It's a scarecrow. The first human doesn't ALWAYS have to be the love interest. That would just be stupid.

[TVSmasher66]

The first human doesn't ALWAYS have to be the love interest. That would just be stupid.

Everything is stupid. *cough*JohnRose*cough*

[Trish]

She is your BELOVED DAUGHTER who love more than FIGHTING and WINNING. She was roaming around when a head battle broke out and the defeated robot fell on top of her. YOU MUST SAVE HER LIFE



YOU

YOU DON'T REMEMBER HAVING ANY CHILDREN

AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU WOULD ALSO HOPE THAT HE OR SHE WOULDN'T BE SO UNIMAGINABLY STUPID AS TO DO THAT.

> That is not a human. It's a scarecrow.



Actually it is a human.

> Person with Limb: Unearth thyself and let us be you.



Okay. You're cool with that.

You are a black lady that dresses like a punk. You're pretty cool. You just sorta roll with things. One day you found yourself on a big ass robot and were like "aright i can deal with this" and have been fighting Heads ever since.

Most of the crew is dead and you're injured and you don't look like any actual ethnicity whatsoever, but you're okay with that.

Anyway, you rose up through the Yellow Head's ranks and soon became the top pilot of said Head. However, after many months of fighting, you decided to drop down from your esteemed title to relieve the monotony of war. From then on your specific role on the Yellow Head was flaming other mechs in the middle of combat.

> Maybe you're...the LOVE INTEREST *le gasp*



You're not sure if you want to be engaged to a sobbing, writhing, pretend-horse-riding man like that.

Besides, the second main character doesn't ALWAYS have to be the love interest. That would just be stupid.

> Uh, get revenge?



Before you can do that, for some reason you need a name! Of course you have always had one, but you tend to forget little things like this.

[Mibbs]

Jesse Coal

[Panda-s1]

>Rebecca Onions (lulz)

[kabbage]

Noah Body

[Trish]

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Sorry, kabbage, you TOTALLY LOST OUT. Maybe her middle name can be "Body". Or "Noah Body". Or "Big Noah's Ark Blast".

By the way if nobody can think of a darn blasted thing after this name, I already have stuff in mind anyway, so.....I guess all that means is tune in for the final update of the day sometime later!?!?

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[hypersheep]

search for survivors?

[r.fLowers]

> Admire gravity-defying hairstyle.

[kabbage]

Take off one of your bracelets and throw it at him like a Frisbee.

[Trish]

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Maybe we'd be searching for survivors if Rebecca wasn't so COOL.

> Be the Glen Stiller.



You are now Glen Stiller, and you feel a bit hollow inside.

What are you doing with your life? Chasing shattered dreams? Is this revenge truly what you want? Perhaps the thing you wanted the most...was a family. Someone to love. Someone to cherish. Is the Magnum Head truly the best way to fill that void?

But you cannot ponder these deep, complicated thoughts right now; there's someone else around. So get off your high horse!

> GS: Spot RC.



That must be a survivor. Look at her. She must be so snide, running around admiring that gravity-defying hair of hers. Nobody ever stops to appreciate your hair. It's got three whole strands sticking out the side! And yet, you remain...UNLOVED.

On a side note, hey, you can make her join the crew!

> GS: Jump down.



You SKILLFULLY jump off of the Yellow Head's exploded metal corpse and confront she who you assume to be your future first mate, perhaps unwillingly!



Your immediate next action is to holler to establish dominance!

> RC: Take off one of your bracelets and throw it at him like a Frisbee.



...Nah. You wouldn't do a thing like that. Doing CRASS things like flaming and hitting others is a profession, not a hobby. Besides, you're pretty cool with this guy. You are pretty cool with a lot of things.

The middle-aged lamesterdude says hi my name is Glen Stiller and you should join my crew because if you don't you're gonna DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ANYWAY and anyway I will FORCE YOU TO JOIN ANYWAY.

You tell him aight cool. that's fine. i can join your crew i guess.

He says SERIOUSLY!?!? in a very over-the-top manner. You tell him yeah, like it's cool. Oh that's too bad because I had a weapon and everything, he laments.

anyway my name is rebecca coal, you add. i was the one flaming you earlier, you add. You think he'll be cool with it.

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hey, um, lighten up, sjust part of the job. s just part of the

um

[Mibbs]

Glen: once you calm down, show her to her flaming station

[Godbot]

> ROAR

[Bigro]

>Mind: be fucked. Violently

>Glen: Hurr-gulumuludulufoops, asd-_ica fifi e odd[eqdn3 rof9f 43 q9q3di cniowrhfiowiofhiweiofhoifnh.

[wolftamer9]

> Glen: Oh wait, I get it now. That sounds like a kind of stupid job. Then again, it would be a pretty useful to have someone like you doing things like that as part of the team.

[Trish]

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Why did I start an adventure about giant mecha if I've only seen like two giant mecha shows!?

> Glen: Hurr-gulumuludulufoops, asd-_ica fifi e odd[eqdn3 rof9f 43 q9q3di



ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHR

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Oh wait, I get it now, you say after some major inexplicable mindscrew and totally not beating RC up. That sounds like a kind of stupid job. Then again, it would be pretty useful to have someone like you doing things like that as part of a team.

Rebecca says she doesn't think flaming others is a very useful skill. You assure her that EVERYBODY can have a spot on YOUR giant mecha team.

> Glen: Show her to her flaming station.







You take Rebecca back to Magnum Head and introduce her to one of the stations that has suddenly cropped up at the bridge. She is, once again, cool with it. Awright! You hope she doesn't expect to get paid!

She asks if maybe you should be looking for any survivors. You say isn't two crewmates enough for now? Rebecca says meh.

You point out that you can either go to John's place for repairs (bearing in mind that Magnum is in bad shape with that busted window-eye), trudge on towards Triton, or search for more goods and survivors. Rebecca says aight let's do one of those then. She is pretty passive about things like that.

Make your own damned decision, damnit!

[Godbot]

> Yeah, let's head back. I bet Rebecca would know a thing or two about what the best way to use those drills is.

[Trish]

> Yeah, let's head back. I bet Rebecca would know a thing or two about what the best way to use those drills is.



You traverse the current world map, moving from the Grasslands to, uhhhh

You totally forgot the name of that city where John Generic the Mechanereric lives! What's it again?

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and if possible what is its appearance and if possible what does it look like and bluhehuhehuh.

[Mibbs]

its a dusty old town in the middle of the desert famous among its locals for its saloon and its enormous HEADS hangar and repair shop. due to its close proximity to a wide open stretch of barren land it sees a lot of HEAD battles nearby.

[Godbot]

John Generic lives in Dullsville, remember?

[Blump]

City's name Bluhton of course, and most of the buildings are made from paper cause they are easier to repair that way.

[Panda-s1]

Dingles

[Ghnaggi]

Bear in mind you and Rebecca are going to be pretty hungry during the trip since the mess hall and all the food in it got drilled to smithereens. More importantly you can't throw a 'welcome aboard' party without a mess hall. Rebecca's pretty cool with it but still; you can't increase your POWER OF FRIENDSHIP stat without a 'welcome aboard' party. In the meantime you better issue Rebecca with a gun. Maybe two.