Magnum Head

[Godbot]

Accept the money on the condition that you'll destroy the dragon. Do not mention anything about not destroying the Roganver.

> Better ask for the money up front.

[snuffysam]

> Better ask for the money up front.

Oh yeah, obviously.

[Panda-s1]

>No Glen! You must stay on the path of the righteous (sort of), otherwise you'll just be a morally ambiguous protagonist, and c'mon, really, is this that kind of story? Don't believe in the words of the wicked, believe in me who believes you should be a nicer person than that (whut)

[Blump]

>Douche: Rave around the Roganvers flight deck in appropriate style while tearing your (rather sparse) hair. Then escape whit one of the horn-thingies(they are escape-suttles), but remember to activate the anti-teft ecuipment.

[Godbot]

>No Glen! You must stay on the path of the righteous (sort of), otherwise you'll just be a morally ambiguous protagonist, and c'mon, really, is this that kind of story? Don't believe in the words of the wicked, believe in me who believes you should be a nicer person than that (whut)

> Glen, there's something you need to ask yourself: Do you want to fight some of the robots... or all of the robots?

[Grug]

> drink a gallon of orange juice.

[Grug]

> Game Over?

[snuffysam]

> Press continue for 5 more lives.

[Trish]

[Grug]

Awesome.

> Drink a gallon of orange juice.

Also if you need help coming up with plot or character beats, send me a message. I study writing for interactive media.

[snuffysam]

Ok...
kbyTC-NDHRg

...

It didn't do anything...

[Panda-s1]

Ok...
kbyTC-NDHRg

...

It didn't do anything...

LOLZ


>HIT CONTINUE. HIT CONTINUE NINE TIMES

[Godbot]

Ok...
kbyTC-NDHRg

...

It didn't do anything...

You must not have used enough FIGHTING SPIRIT.

[Trish]

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I SWEAR TO YOU THAT THE THIRD-TO-LAST AND LAST PICTURES OF THIS UPDATE ARE ANIMATED...but for some reason, they're not animating for me. Shookins, that's bad. Also, I don't know exactly how the escape pods work, given the layout of the Roganver Head. They just do. Grug, he may not be drinking it now, but trust me, orange juice is now and forever the official juice of choice for Mr. Dumpy Douche.

More spoiler fun at the bottom of this post.

Somebody fan Maximillion or something, he's looking kinda sickly.



Rebecca Coal takes over fanning duties. Sadly, she thinks Maximillion now looks a little worse than he did before.

Meanwhile, Glen, realizing he's out of a strategist, must once again rely on his own wit, grit, luck, pluck, and sheer tenacity to make it through...

> Glen: Finish that business deal, and fast.



THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO MAKE THE RESPONSE REBECCA BECAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THIIIIIIIIIIIIS! you howl.

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RC says this is a good plan, but wonders if you'll actually stay true to your word.

You smirk, and say that'll just be for her and Strongarm to find out.

okay, she says, underwhelmed.

This is disappointing. You bet Maximillion would've had a good over-the-top reaction.

Inside the Roganver...



"THAT'S IT! FIRED, FIRED, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! YOU'RE FIRED TO THE FIRES OF FIERY HELL! YOU ARE FIRED, YOUR CHILDREN ARE FIRED, YOUR GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN ARE FIRED, YOUR ANCESTORS ARE FIRED! OH, WHAT DO I CARE, THE WORLD IS FIRED!!

How am I going to make it out of this mess alive? Surely they'll send a rescue vehicle or something..."

"Sir! We're in a definite state of emergency! All official Douche-brand rescue copters are offline!"

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"AUGH! THE ESCAPE PODS! I HAVE TO GET OFF CLEAR A PATH LET ME THROUGH!!"

"Sir, we're...we're letting you through, calm down."

"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP."

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"Hah...hah...wheeze...okay, no more joking around. If you don't exit the escape pod now, your life is over."

"Tch. No way. Roganver's falling apart as we speak. You're the one who's not gonna live."

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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"WOOOOOOOO! FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!"

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"Oh, fuck me!"

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LET'S VOTE on two things. You can still suggest all manner of stuff, but I'd especially like to have ANSWERS TO THIS QUESTION:

1. How many robots does Glen want to fight?
A) All of the robots - he is a Chaotic Neutral who's only looking out for himself.
B) Some of the robots - he's more of a Chaotic Good, so he's gonna keep his word if Dumpy sends him the cash.
C) We don't know - let's take a third, more horrible option, like maybe keeping the answer HORRIFICALLY AMBIGUOUS ALWAYS.

Majority rules. Soon we'll know if this is 'that' kind of story.

EDIT: OOPS NO I MEANT ONE THINGS.

[Mibbs]

GET MONEY FIGHT DRAGONIA THEN FIGHT ROGANVER ONCE THE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETE
so A

[snuffysam]

GET MONEY FIGHT DRAGONIA THEN FIGHT ROGANVER ONCE THE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETE

Seconded.
But I don't necessarily agree with A. For this one battle? Fight all the robots. But later in the story Glen should spare at least one robot. It wouldn't be a good story otherwise.

[Crowstone]

b!

the animated panels are working for meee

[Weather Report]

C: TAKE THE ROGAVNER AND RUN WITH IT.

Then its crew is yours to do with as you like. Or all its parts.

[Godbot]

Aw, I was just saying that to screw with Panda-s1.

that said I pick C forever and always

[Ghnaggi]

Whilst Glen is normally A MAN OF HIS WORD, in this case Dumpy Douche is a bit of a douche and not deserving of Glen's mercy. Take all the monies, shoot Dragonia into little bits and then demand MORE MONEY from Roganver Head in exchange for not destroying them too. Then destroy them.

[Panda-s1]

B! B FOREVER! *claps hands and shit in belief*

[Grug]

> A! A! METAL ELEPHANT WILL HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY

[Blump]

C, of course.

[Trish]

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"All exits are swiftly collapsing, sir. Oxygen supply is running low. Death is imminent. We must either forge a new escape route - nigh impossible, given its tough gold-carbon exterior - or be willing to suffocate within three minutes."

"RESTART YOUR CALCULATIONS, WINSTON! THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE AS RICH AS ME COULD DIE IN SUCH A RIDICULOUS MANNER!"

Warning! Incoming enemy message!



Normally, Dumpy would not accept help from anyone who isn't working under him or his family.

Today is not normal.

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Meanwhile, not far across the realms of time and space, Glen opens the message.

He gains a DESPERATION LUMP SUM of five hundred million RoBobobucks.

It is a cry for help that could not possibly be ignored.

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MISSION ACCEPTED!! MAGNUUUUUUUUUUM...

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Mmkay. I tallied the votes, and here's what I got:

A: iiii
B: ii
C: iii

I've considered the options, read the comments, and now have a good idea of the battle's conclusion. It may or may not be the letter with the most votes. COOL!! Thanks, everyone, for contributing input and stuff!

Tomorrow's the first day of school, meaning I'll be trying to schedule everything and divide my time up more wisely. Following that, now comes the second all-important question: would you kids prefer to see

A. SHORT UPDATES,
B. LONG UPDATES, or
C. I-REALLY-DON'T CARE-HOW-LONG-THE-UPDATE-IS UPDATES?

[snuffysam]

C updates.

> PAWNCH!!!