Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
Based on a "make art of the great Alli-Crab" thread on the WaniKani forums...
bluh bluh not enough sigquotes
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by transistorTransistor
Tigers in all forms (players, sprites, player titles, land names and consorts) can no longer be present in a game with less than four players. This restriction will last until two massively game-breaking (but successful) sessions will be fully analyzed
First session in question is the above mentioned game session with players Sakaki and Chiyo.
Another session that was brought to our attention is a successful(!) single-player(!!!) session with player Calvin. Calvin accomplished the following:
1. Launched the second copy of the game in a virtual machine on behalf of his stuffed tiger. Check for intelligence and uniqueness of players was somehow completely bypassed.
2. Entered the medium with said toy, then prototyped a kernelsprite with it. This caused Calvin to get the title "Spaceman of Time". We have no idea how that happened, we don't even have "Spaceman" class.
3. Without any leveling up Calvin demonstrated surprising mastery of Time-related skills, and upgraded Alchemiter to also serve as a time machine and ectobiology lab equipment, thus completely bypassing major quests for Time and Space players.
4. Once Reckoning started, Calvin built an impenetrable Fort on his planet, and spent the rest of the game sleeping in it. His dream tower on Prospit for some reason was shared with a real tiger, who assisted him in fight against Derse. Kernelsprite acted as a dreamself of that tiger.
5. Kings and Queens turned into annoying little girls named Susie, a result of the first kernelsprite prototyping with a photo of such girl with the words "BLUH BLUH" and other unflattering scribblings on it.
6. Calvin resurrected Prospit Pawns and organized a new army out of them. The number of pawns was greatly increased due to adding Calvin's upgraded Alchemiter to the usual pawn cloning procedure. For some reason only Prospit Pawns were cloned.
7. Calvin with Prospit Pawns Army easily defeated Susie-prototyped Black King and Black Queen.
8. Genesis Frog for some reason agreed to play with Calvin some unusual game that supposedly involved a ball. Somehow this allowed Calvin to become a supreme ruler of the new Universe, as Calvin was able to rewrite all laws of nature according to his wishes. All this happened without any kind of God Tier, reaching the top of Echeladder or even buying Fraymotifs.
While obviously successful, this session consisted entirely of game-breaking exploits, and so far the only workaround we can provide is the above mentioned tiger ban.
Originally Posted by Chimera17
DAVE: okay man ill be happy to help you kill the unkillable demon
DAVE: right after you tell me
DAVE: what in the name of karkats shipping grid are you wearing
Originally Posted by Chimera17
*and ac can breathe in space because shut up*
*shut up is why*
Originally Posted by Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Sburb
==>
34: Skippy, Welch, and Bright are not to-do lists.
43: I am not allowed prototypings or alchemizations so as to turn the world into the animes. 58. HOMESTUCK IS NOT A HOW-TO OR A GUIDE ON SBURB. USING THE STORY AS DIRECTIONS WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO DISASTER. NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
640: strifespecibusKind is not a valid Strife Specibus. The other players would really like their Strife Specibi back now.
642: Alchemizing "==>" with DVD remotes to "skip ahead faster" is cheating, and I shouldn't do it even if I think I won't get caught.
662: I must not persuade 4-dimensional beings to become the server players of 3-dimensional beings; it will only lead to disappointment somewhere along the chain.
663: Upon waking on Prospit, I am allowed two and only two hours of abusing the hell out of my crazy dreamself powers.
698. I may not combine my Server Disk && Client Disk.
1216. In any strange scenario where you get to choose your title, you are not allowed to pick the 'Waste of Space' class.
1216a. Nor are you allowed to pick Nic of Time or Prince of Fresh.
1240. I MUST not create a void session on purpose and wait for other sessions to save my ass.
1248: Alchemising a perpetual motion machine and rigging it to go through the portals to around the 1700s is cruel and not funny at all and is NOT ALLOWED.
1352. I will not attempt to get all the achievements.
1821: If I encounter a troll, I will not say "kick the bucket".
1838: My time powers will be revoked if Alternia turns out to have been part of the USSR.
1844. I will not take advantage of the puppetmaster modus to allocate my strife specibus to Karkat.
1888. If nothing strange is going to happen to the session, something is wrong. Break the session.
1889. You aren't supposed to be able to ally the Dersites.
1897: Having Crowbarkind does not make me the Half of Life. That title is reserved for Gordon Freeman.
1900: If I am the Hero of Time, I will NOT travel round in a blue box.
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Your chumhandle is creeperPuncher and you type too fast to care about capitalization usually. Also like most MSPAForumites, you made a tumblr during the 2013 outage.
Hey. Dream Me. You're sleepwalking. Open your eyes and start lucid dreaming already!
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
I can't manip for my life. But can someone do Whistling Jackhammer and put Jack's face over Dirk's and Sawtooth's on the song art for Whistling Jackhammer off Volume 9?
Also I'm going to nom Aradiascratch for being awesome, very well manipped, representative of her journey and pretty cool to look at too.
((And with those words iT ascended to the godtier as the "Page of Top"
I'm still writing my troll intro by the way, I'll post it once it's done. ))
Truth
Originally Posted by OkamiMasuta
Gamzee's status is not dead or alive- it is just Gamzee.
Greyscale wut
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
You know wise old dudes usually write their wisdom down in stuff, like riddles and shit.
You probably could have gotten the same effect from reading their books.
But no, you had to go and grope a mummy, didn't you.
Basically yeah
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Trickster Hella Jeff is obviously a Smurf.
Krubby explains the universe
Originally Posted by Krubby
Pickle Inspector had his normal self. He also had 3 dreamselves. The first died when it stepped into the real world. The second one never died and the third never even appeared. His second one splits into 7 dreamselves to fight a monster. One gets swallowed by the monster and dies. Another one turns into a larger monster and kills 3 of the other copies. The 5th acends to godhood and becomes Godhead Pickle Inspecter. After PI wakes up, his dreamself vanishes leaving one extra dreamself. This one splits in two, sending one into the past and one into the future. The one in the past dies after solving a puzzle for Dick. The one in the future eventually splits again sending another pair into the past or future. Eventually, these two meet with the original two split dreamselves. They then split millions of times as ordered by GPI and become all matter. There is also the Gentlemanly Highbrow. He is like an old timey version of Pickle Inspector. However, he is a completely different person and probably doesn't count.
There, I hope that cleared everything up.
The gigantic Dirk analysis:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
-snop-
413 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 413 Specularnaodm.
413.
Four one three.
Four thir
(no i'm not.)[/
612 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 612 Specularnaodm.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF RAGE
)
No just kidding. The real thing is underneath.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF HOPE
Now this is a story all about how,
My face got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
So suck my bulge, "team,"
And I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the Bubbles in the Dream.
In some unspecific ocean, hatched and raised,
Above the sea and killin' fools is where I spent my days,
Chillin' out, relaxin', actin' all cool,
Shooting with the Crosshairs, 'cuz seriously, eff school.
When a couple a morons, who were up to no good,
Started playing Sgrub in the neighborhood.
My lusus got in one little fight, and now he's dead,
And I said "ANGELS I'M GONNA HAVE ALL OF YOUR F*CKING HEADS."
I blasted 'em and bombed 'em day after day,
And then I packed my stuff up and went away,
Blew the LOWAA a kiss and one last angel bit it,
Put my cool cape on and thought I might as well kick it,
First round yo, this is bad,
He's shootin' giant lasers from his eyes, no glass,
Is this what the people of LOBAF live like?
F*ck it then, this ain't alright.
But wait, then I'm passed out right on the ground,
And Fef's screaming at him, she slaps him around,
I don't understand why I lost, thought I was dope,
But this wasn't the end for the Prince of Hope.
Ah well the tensions were rising and when Sollux came out,
He took off his glasses, tried to blast me out,
I blinded him with science, Fef turned around, mad,
I shot her through the chest, now it was gettin' bad.
And Kan sees the whole thing and takes out her stick,
But then I 'splode the Matriorb, shoot her, Hope can suck my d*ck.
I transportalized out with the quickness like lightning, disappeared,
And soon it's Gam and Vris, oh no, my worst fears. (<--sarcasm)
Then Kan came up and she's a rainbow drinker,
Kicks Gamzee in the bone bulge, what a little stinker,
She CLOCKs Vriska in the face and she falls over screaming,
Kan looks at me, and her eyes are really steaming,
She DEBUNKS the Science Wand and stares at me real scary,
Then saws me in half like some charged-up super fairy,
And now I look at my kingdom, clingy douchebag? Nope.
Finally, FINALLY, I'm the Fresh Prince of Hope.
1,000 specularnaodm!!! Wow!
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>iT: Engage 1000 post specularnaodm.
Wow, a thousand posts.
Holy crap.
I'm speechless.
No, literally, I've got no idea how to put this into words.
Since March, I've made so many friends, had better arguments than I've ever had in Mock Trial class, and generally just had whole loads of fun here on MSPAF.
Who CARES if one of my fanventures is on a ridiculous procrastination-induced hiatus.
Who CARES if there are a couple people on the forums I just can't stand.
Who CARES if the one RP thread I'm in is in Dead Mode,
WHO GIVES A CRAP.
This is a great community, and y'all are lucky to be in it.
Keep on Homestuckin'.
-invisibleTerrarium
THE ALTERNIABOUND SRITE THREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...21%21%21%21%21
The thread to ask for help or scratch with AlterniaBound sprites specifically. Walk and talk sprites. Both of them.
FeatherStuck, a text adventure. Suggestions needed! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...ions-needed%21
A ridiculous fanventure about Camean Jinfax, his friends, and a rather weird Sburb session. Warning: contains nerdiness and bird trolls. Currently on hiatus... I guess? Not a purposeful hiatus.
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
I can't manip for my life. But can someone do Whistling Jackhammer and put Jack's face over Dirk's and Sawtooth's on the song art for Whistling Jackhammer off Volume 9?
Also I'm going to nom Aradiascratch for being awesome, very well manipped, representative of her journey and pretty cool to look at too.
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
Chimera your Scratches are awesome. When you either finish all of the ones you plan to do or lose interest and not do anymore (preferably the former), I'll nom the whole set.
((And with those words iT ascended to the godtier as the "Page of Top"
I'm still writing my troll intro by the way, I'll post it once it's done. ))
Truth
Originally Posted by OkamiMasuta
Gamzee's status is not dead or alive- it is just Gamzee.
Greyscale wut
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
You know wise old dudes usually write their wisdom down in stuff, like riddles and shit.
You probably could have gotten the same effect from reading their books.
But no, you had to go and grope a mummy, didn't you.
Basically yeah
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Trickster Hella Jeff is obviously a Smurf.
Krubby explains the universe
Originally Posted by Krubby
Pickle Inspector had his normal self. He also had 3 dreamselves. The first died when it stepped into the real world. The second one never died and the third never even appeared. His second one splits into 7 dreamselves to fight a monster. One gets swallowed by the monster and dies. Another one turns into a larger monster and kills 3 of the other copies. The 5th acends to godhood and becomes Godhead Pickle Inspecter. After PI wakes up, his dreamself vanishes leaving one extra dreamself. This one splits in two, sending one into the past and one into the future. The one in the past dies after solving a puzzle for Dick. The one in the future eventually splits again sending another pair into the past or future. Eventually, these two meet with the original two split dreamselves. They then split millions of times as ordered by GPI and become all matter. There is also the Gentlemanly Highbrow. He is like an old timey version of Pickle Inspector. However, he is a completely different person and probably doesn't count.
There, I hope that cleared everything up.
The gigantic Dirk analysis:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
-snop-
413 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 413 Specularnaodm.
413.
Four one three.
Four thir
(no i'm not.)[/
612 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 612 Specularnaodm.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF RAGE
)
No just kidding. The real thing is underneath.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF HOPE
Now this is a story all about how,
My face got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
So suck my bulge, "team,"
And I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the Bubbles in the Dream.
In some unspecific ocean, hatched and raised,
Above the sea and killin' fools is where I spent my days,
Chillin' out, relaxin', actin' all cool,
Shooting with the Crosshairs, 'cuz seriously, eff school.
When a couple a morons, who were up to no good,
Started playing Sgrub in the neighborhood.
My lusus got in one little fight, and now he's dead,
And I said "ANGELS I'M GONNA HAVE ALL OF YOUR F*CKING HEADS."
I blasted 'em and bombed 'em day after day,
And then I packed my stuff up and went away,
Blew the LOWAA a kiss and one last angel bit it,
Put my cool cape on and thought I might as well kick it,
First round yo, this is bad,
He's shootin' giant lasers from his eyes, no glass,
Is this what the people of LOBAF live like?
F*ck it then, this ain't alright.
But wait, then I'm passed out right on the ground,
And Fef's screaming at him, she slaps him around,
I don't understand why I lost, thought I was dope,
But this wasn't the end for the Prince of Hope.
Ah well the tensions were rising and when Sollux came out,
He took off his glasses, tried to blast me out,
I blinded him with science, Fef turned around, mad,
I shot her through the chest, now it was gettin' bad.
And Kan sees the whole thing and takes out her stick,
But then I 'splode the Matriorb, shoot her, Hope can suck my d*ck.
I transportalized out with the quickness like lightning, disappeared,
And soon it's Gam and Vris, oh no, my worst fears. (<--sarcasm)
Then Kan came up and she's a rainbow drinker,
Kicks Gamzee in the bone bulge, what a little stinker,
She CLOCKs Vriska in the face and she falls over screaming,
Kan looks at me, and her eyes are really steaming,
She DEBUNKS the Science Wand and stares at me real scary,
Then saws me in half like some charged-up super fairy,
And now I look at my kingdom, clingy douchebag? Nope.
Finally, FINALLY, I'm the Fresh Prince of Hope.
1,000 specularnaodm!!! Wow!
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>iT: Engage 1000 post specularnaodm.
Wow, a thousand posts.
Holy crap.
I'm speechless.
No, literally, I've got no idea how to put this into words.
Since March, I've made so many friends, had better arguments than I've ever had in Mock Trial class, and generally just had whole loads of fun here on MSPAF.
Who CARES if one of my fanventures is on a ridiculous procrastination-induced hiatus.
Who CARES if there are a couple people on the forums I just can't stand.
Who CARES if the one RP thread I'm in is in Dead Mode,
WHO GIVES A CRAP.
This is a great community, and y'all are lucky to be in it.
Keep on Homestuckin'.
-invisibleTerrarium
THE ALTERNIABOUND SRITE THREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...21%21%21%21%21
The thread to ask for help or scratch with AlterniaBound sprites specifically. Walk and talk sprites. Both of them.
FeatherStuck, a text adventure. Suggestions needed! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...ions-needed%21
A ridiculous fanventure about Camean Jinfax, his friends, and a rather weird Sburb session. Warning: contains nerdiness and bird trolls. Currently on hiatus... I guess? Not a purposeful hiatus.
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
I can't manip for my life. But can someone do Whistling Jackhammer and put Jack's face over Dirk's and Sawtooth's on the song art for Whistling Jackhammer off Volume 9?
.
lol that's basically what i thought of the whole time
My awesome stuff in dire need of attention under the spoiler of epicness!
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
Jack Nicklaus.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
And so began a slow descent into insane fanhood
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
I think we hit the... Jackpot.
WARNING: This user may contain confusion, sarcasm, riddles, memes, STRENGTH, an excessive amount of Equius, ponies, peanuts in your Peanut M&Ms, and constant references to other series.
Re: IMAGE MANIPULATION 14: And Then There Were Nom
The only logical route for all these jack edits is Jackstuck.
Your name is Jack Noir and you are a wannabe archagent of derse inexplicably relocated to a bedroom. Not your bedroom, but a bedroom.
A bedroom from which you're going to play some dumb game for babies with your 3 friends, Jack Noir, Jack Noir, and your coolest and simultaneously least favorite friend, Jack Noir.
Equipped to your strife specibus is your sword.
It doesn't really matter what kind of blade, you have all kinds, as long as it's sharp and pointed at someone else you'll use it.
It is a very social weapon, preferring to stick its nose in other peoples business, and you can only so much as oblige that urge so long as the business end is not towards you.
This trip gets bogged down to shit with incoherent nonsense that no one actually cares about so let's just skip ahead.
Oh screw this.
I'm not sure which me let loose this hellish monstrosity on the world, and I don't intend to find out, I'm done.
((And with those words iT ascended to the godtier as the "Page of Top"
I'm still writing my troll intro by the way, I'll post it once it's done. ))
Truth
Originally Posted by OkamiMasuta
Gamzee's status is not dead or alive- it is just Gamzee.
Greyscale wut
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
You know wise old dudes usually write their wisdom down in stuff, like riddles and shit.
You probably could have gotten the same effect from reading their books.
But no, you had to go and grope a mummy, didn't you.
Basically yeah
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
Trickster Hella Jeff is obviously a Smurf.
Krubby explains the universe
Originally Posted by Krubby
Pickle Inspector had his normal self. He also had 3 dreamselves. The first died when it stepped into the real world. The second one never died and the third never even appeared. His second one splits into 7 dreamselves to fight a monster. One gets swallowed by the monster and dies. Another one turns into a larger monster and kills 3 of the other copies. The 5th acends to godhood and becomes Godhead Pickle Inspecter. After PI wakes up, his dreamself vanishes leaving one extra dreamself. This one splits in two, sending one into the past and one into the future. The one in the past dies after solving a puzzle for Dick. The one in the future eventually splits again sending another pair into the past or future. Eventually, these two meet with the original two split dreamselves. They then split millions of times as ordered by GPI and become all matter. There is also the Gentlemanly Highbrow. He is like an old timey version of Pickle Inspector. However, he is a completely different person and probably doesn't count.
There, I hope that cleared everything up.
The gigantic Dirk analysis:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
-snop-
413 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 413 Specularnaodm.
413.
Four one three.
Four thir
(no i'm not.)[/
612 SPECULARNAODM:
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>IT: 612 Specularnaodm.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF RAGE
)
No just kidding. The real thing is underneath.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF HOPE
Now this is a story all about how,
My face got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
So suck my bulge, "team,"
And I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the Bubbles in the Dream.
In some unspecific ocean, hatched and raised,
Above the sea and killin' fools is where I spent my days,
Chillin' out, relaxin', actin' all cool,
Shooting with the Crosshairs, 'cuz seriously, eff school.
When a couple a morons, who were up to no good,
Started playing Sgrub in the neighborhood.
My lusus got in one little fight, and now he's dead,
And I said "ANGELS I'M GONNA HAVE ALL OF YOUR F*CKING HEADS."
I blasted 'em and bombed 'em day after day,
And then I packed my stuff up and went away,
Blew the LOWAA a kiss and one last angel bit it,
Put my cool cape on and thought I might as well kick it,
First round yo, this is bad,
He's shootin' giant lasers from his eyes, no glass,
Is this what the people of LOBAF live like?
F*ck it then, this ain't alright.
But wait, then I'm passed out right on the ground,
And Fef's screaming at him, she slaps him around,
I don't understand why I lost, thought I was dope,
But this wasn't the end for the Prince of Hope.
Ah well the tensions were rising and when Sollux came out,
He took off his glasses, tried to blast me out,
I blinded him with science, Fef turned around, mad,
I shot her through the chest, now it was gettin' bad.
And Kan sees the whole thing and takes out her stick,
But then I 'splode the Matriorb, shoot her, Hope can suck my d*ck.
I transportalized out with the quickness like lightning, disappeared,
And soon it's Gam and Vris, oh no, my worst fears. (<--sarcasm)
Then Kan came up and she's a rainbow drinker,
Kicks Gamzee in the bone bulge, what a little stinker,
She CLOCKs Vriska in the face and she falls over screaming,
Kan looks at me, and her eyes are really steaming,
She DEBUNKS the Science Wand and stares at me real scary,
Then saws me in half like some charged-up super fairy,
And now I look at my kingdom, clingy douchebag? Nope.
Finally, FINALLY, I'm the Fresh Prince of Hope.
1,000 specularnaodm!!! Wow!
Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium
>iT: Engage 1000 post specularnaodm.
Wow, a thousand posts.
Holy crap.
I'm speechless.
No, literally, I've got no idea how to put this into words.
Since March, I've made so many friends, had better arguments than I've ever had in Mock Trial class, and generally just had whole loads of fun here on MSPAF.
Who CARES if one of my fanventures is on a ridiculous procrastination-induced hiatus.
Who CARES if there are a couple people on the forums I just can't stand.
Who CARES if the one RP thread I'm in is in Dead Mode,
WHO GIVES A CRAP.
This is a great community, and y'all are lucky to be in it.
Keep on Homestuckin'.
-invisibleTerrarium
THE ALTERNIABOUND SRITE THREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...21%21%21%21%21
The thread to ask for help or scratch with AlterniaBound sprites specifically. Walk and talk sprites. Both of them.
FeatherStuck, a text adventure. Suggestions needed! http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...ions-needed%21
A ridiculous fanventure about Camean Jinfax, his friends, and a rather weird Sburb session. Warning: contains nerdiness and bird trolls. Currently on hiatus... I guess? Not a purposeful hiatus.