Hotelroom Occupant

[Kíeros]

> Push the weird looking one.

[wolftamer9]

> Try pushing both at the same time.

[Intrebute]

Push the weird looking one.



You push the weird looking button.



The door opens. Both buttons are now unavailable.



You are now in a large almost-empty room. You are the thing being pointed at by a red arrow. It is you.

Try pushing both at the same time.



What is this sorcery you speak of?

[mythLeader]

>Climb all those stairs! You need the exercise!

[98714123340]

> Nah the door on the other side looks like less effort.

> Put the elevator buttons in your inventory

[Dalmationer]

>Lights: Turn off.
>Cthulhu: Appear.

[Intrebute]

Put the elevator buttons in your inventory



You put the elevator buttons in your inventory

Climb all those stairs! You need the exercise!
Nah the door on the other side looks like less effort.



You ponder your options.

Lights: Turn off.



But suddenly the lights turn off!

Cthulhu: Appear.



Cthulhu has awoken!

[98714123340]

> Sup?

>Ask where the bathroom is

>Ask for a lift to the top of the stairs

[Kíeros]

> Examine the dark spot on the far wall; it obviously contains the secrets to defeating him.

[Lisawags]

>Punch out Cthulhu

or

>Ask deity for forgiveness

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[mythLeader]

>Smell Cthulhu

[Reecer6]

>Ask Cthulhu for directions to Innsmouth
>Also ask it to raise you up to the top of the stairwell

[PersonPerson]

Eat Cthulhu.
This is the room service.

[Intrebute]

Sup?
Ask where the bathroom is
Ask for a lift to the top of the stairs
Ask deity for forgiveness
Ask Cthulhu for directions to Innsmouth



You prepare a 5x CONVERSATIONALIUM STRIP COMBO to ask the creature 5 things at once. Every message will be received and answered in parallel.



It seems that Cthulhu is processing the request.



Cthulhu slaps you in the face!

Examine the dark spot on the far wall; it obviously contains the secrets to defeating him.



It's a lever!

Smell Cthulhu



It smells vaguely like pickles.

Punch out Cthulhu



You punch CTHULHU dealing ONE point of damage!

Eat Cthulhu.



You take a bite of CTHULHU dealing TWO points of damage and restoring TWO points of health for yourself.



The extra HEALTH POINT is stored in an extra PHANTOM BAR. Your PHANTOM BAR serves as an EXTRA HEALTH BAR but disappears when depleted. The only way of reappearing your PHANTOM BAR is by means of VAMPIRISM, CANNIBALISM, or HEALTH TRANSFERS when your HEALTH BAR is full, or with a PHANTOM POTION at any other time.

The damage you dealt CTHULHU is NEGLIGIBLY SMALL.

[98714123340]

Put Cthulhu in your pocket

[PersonPerson]

This^
You might want to snack on it later.

[Intrebute]

Put Cthulhu in your pocket
You might want to snack on it later.



You attempt to put Cthulhu in your pocket, but only manage to get his head.

CTHULHU HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

DROPS:

1x CTHULHU'S HEAD

[mythLeader]

>Climb down Cthulhu into the hole in the floor.

[98714123340]

>Climb down Cthulhu into the hole in the floor.

> Climb down Cthulhu through the hole in the floor.

[wolftamer9]

> Climb down Cthulhu through the hole in the floor.

> Climb down the hole in the floor through Cthulhu.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Intrebute]

Climb down Cthulhu into the hole in the floor.
Climb down Cthulhu through the hole in the floor.
Climb down the hole in the floor through Cthulhu.

You plan on doing all three things.



Suddenly some dark energy emanates from the corpse!



Cthulhu's body has disappeared!



You peer down the hole. You see unspeakable horrors too terrifying to describe with words or with a set of pixels on a digital image.

[98714123340]

> Alright then how about the door on the other side of the room? Let's start through there.

[PersonPerson]

Jump in!

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