Trollslum Cafe CVII: The Classiest Hellhole

[Hpboy7]

Skraab wakes up from his nap and sees Chever sitting across from him, also asleep. He stretches a bit and looks around. Hmm, few seadwellers here today, both of them agressive looking.
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He's gone.

[Yossarian]

Ericin is still thinking of the "Trollanity" over that seadweller and her unsanitary habits, when he's interrupted first by someone knocking into himself. He turns his head...and practically jumps out of his skin.


He gives a squeal of surprise/pain at the shock, falling over side-ways as a result of the jolt.




Ahh...Ericin. Always the most easily scared...

[Weeaboo]

She doesn't like it, but it does look very nice on her.

She can't really object to being wheeled back here either.

BUt hE said Shyama was UGLy...yoU can't fix UGLinEss. EspEciaLLy whEn yoU'rE as scarrEd as Shyama is.

She's staring at the floor.

[Fexxos Vyront]

Eneria gets up and offers to help Ericin up, even though she's guaranteed shorter than him.
--\\\0 oh sorry mister-BZRK- i didnt mean to do that i'm so sorry-BZRK- h im eneria whats your name mister green guy-BZRT- 0\\\--
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Damn right You can! How do You think I look As good As i Do, huh?
He does the finger guns and click-click thing, then drags her over to Protos.
How 'bout Now, hm?

[CrazedWormHole]

Oh shit, they're back. Time for Protos to get hammered! Clearly, that is the perfect course of action in this current moment!

Woop, here's six cans of beer. Ready to go.

...Aaaand suddenly they were at his table. Okay, sure.

(o) HEY. (o)

Talkative Protos is talkative.

[Weeaboo]

She points a finger right at Protos, pushing on his nose too!

YoU'rE an EGotisticaL bastard!

Colorful words.

[Yossarian]

"Mist Green-blood" gets to his feet, albeit a bits stiffly due to the stiffening that jolt caused him. He looks over apprehensively at the orange-blood before him.

"Right, right...uhh...N-namω's ωricin...Miss Orangω-blood. Wait, shit, I mωan ωnωria. Miss Enωria? Yωp, Miss ωnωria......yωp..."

[CrazedWormHole]

As the lumbering tank that he is, Protos doesn't move at all.

(o) NNOTHINNG I HAVENN'T HEARD BEFORE. ((o))

At...Least...He's honest..?

[Weeaboo]

HowEvEr, Shyama is yoUr matEsPrit. What yoU said was crUEL and UncaLLEd for!

[CrazedWormHole]

(o) ANND I'MM YOURS, YET YOU SAID PRETTY MMUCH THE SAMME THINNG RIGHT BEFORE I DID. SORRY FOR MMAKINNG A COMMEBACK? ((o))

Well, on one hand, he's kind of making sense, on the other hand, this is the worst possible time for Protos to make sense.

[Weeaboo]

Shyama doEsn't UndErstand why yoU woULd want to scar yoUrsELf thoUGh. RiGht Avi?

Avirox being a part of this never stopped being a thing.

[Fexxos Vyront]

--\\\0 ehehehehehehehe you're funny-BZRK- hey hey hey hey have you seen-BZZZRK- 0\\\--
She stands on a chair and holds her arm up so she can have it at roughly her friends' height.
--\\\0 a green guy with birdy looking hair or a grey guy with a white symbol about this tall anywhere-BZRT- 0\\\--

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She of course, means her bestest friends, Naturu and Dynami.

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I think It's about Damn time You apologized To her. And you, Shyama, should Be nice. I've had Tattoos before. Lasers, man. Fucking lasers.
And with that, Avirox tromps off to another table.

[Silvy]

Here, lets have this lady walk in- oh dear lord those seadwellers are terrifying. She just kind of keeps her head down, and quickly finds a seat right near the entrance. Gotta be able to make a quick escape, if they try something funny!

[Weeaboo]

As he walks away, she tries to lean forward a bit but he hits her chair. This causes it to tip forward, which then causes her to fly forward and smash into Protos!

[CrazedWormHole]

God damnit Avir- Oh, wait, no, he was actually right. Thank you Avirox.

(o) ALRIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NNOT SOMME DAMMNN SCAR. IT'S A TATTOO, FOR STYLE. IT LOOKS GOOD, SERIOUSLY. BUT YEA, SHRIMMPY THERE WAS RIGHT I GUESS. SORRY. I WAS JUST MMAKINNG A COMMEBACK, WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID WAS BULLSHIT. YOU LOOKED DAMMNN GOOD EARLIER ANND DO NNOW. (o)

Alright, who turned on Protos' brain?


Oh shit Shyama smash! And thus the chair topped over. Hi floor how're you doing? Good job Avirox!

[Yossarian]

He tilts his head at her, as he tries to figure out who she's talking about. He thinks he's got it...well sort of.

"You mωan that onω grωy looking dudω with thω Grωωn-lantωrn symbol on his chωst? Why yωs, I havω sωωn him bωforω. Not that I know him, or havω ωvωr talkωd to him. And I don't think I'vω ωvωr sωωn that grωωn-blood you'rω dωscribing. Sorry."

[Weeaboo]

Shyama can't move much, seeing as her legs are destroyed.

But she does try to feebly move over a little.

[CrazedWormHole]

((o)) HEY SHIT OW!! IF YOU WANNNNA JUMMP AT MME, AT LEAST WARNN ME FIRST!! ((o))

Not sure if serious. Either way, Protos moves Shyama first of all, then he gets up, picks her up, places her in her chair again and sits down in a new one himself. Wooo.

[Fexxos Vyront]

--\\\0 hmmmmmm have you seen him recently i think hes avoiding me but i need to give him a battery sooooo-BZZZZRT- 0\\\--
Eneria pulls out a REALLY BIG fucking battery.

[Weeaboo]

In an attempt to be even slightly normal, she maneuvers herself to sit in a normal chair.

It is successful.

...How aboUt a datE?

[CrazedWormHole]

Oh hey Protos is back. Took a while, but everything is back to normal.

((o)) HEY SURE!! KNNOW ANNY PLACE!? ((o))

Excluding concerts and bars, Protos doesn't get out much.

[Weeaboo]

And then she lists a lot of places she likes to go to.

Most of them are fish food places...

WhEEL Shyama whErEvEr yoU want to Go!

[CrazedWormHole]

((o)) HEH YOU SURE KNNOW LOADS OF GOOD PLACES!! GOT ANNY FAVS!? I CANN GO WHEREVER!! ((o))

As long as they serve alcohol.

[Weeaboo]

Then she names the two favorite places.

One of which is this place.

So that onLy LEavEs thE othEr pLacE.

[CrazedWormHole]

((o)) ALRIGHT, SOUNNDS GOOD TO ME!! WANNNNA GO RIGHT NNOW!? ((o))