Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
I gave them transparent background. Thank you so much!
MANY PEOPLE, MEETING ERIDAN AMPORA FOR THE FIRST TIME, FORMED THREE IMPRESSIONS:
THAT HE WAS DELUSIONAL, THAT HE WAS A HIPSTER, AND THAT HE WAS GAYER THAN A TREE FULL OF MONKEYS ON NITROUS OXIDE.
TWO OF THESE WERE WRONG.
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
Yes it is, Drill. It is from the sport where they score touchdowns and do not use their feet to handle the ball, despite what the name of the sport would imply.
Yes it is, Drill. It is from the sport where they score touchdowns and do not use their feet to handle the ball, despite what the name of the sport would imply.
Actually for the longest time I was convinved that handball was just a more hardcore version of tennis where you could only use your hands, no racquets. I only found out the truth last week when some friends and I stumbled across some crazy sports game on tv that we first assumed to be handball, so we looked up what handball actually is. The sport on tv turned out to be Australian Rugby we were pretty sure. They should really state the name of the sport they're playing and some basic rules for it when they come back form every commercial break.
"Football" only makes sense as a name for "Soccer" (kinda). "American Football" is more like "American Massacre Rugby". "Soccer" should be the name of some sock-related sport.
Actually, football makes sense for the name of tons of sports. Football means played on foot, as opposed to on horseback.
TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)
(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)
Avatar by Nimz. He is an AWESOME DUDE. SO COOLIO.
SIGQUOTES
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck
Originally Posted by KatoHearts
I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.
Actually, football makes sense for the name of tons of sports. Football means played on foot, as opposed to on horseback.
THANK YOU. I feel enlightened. Things just make a little more sense in the world. Too bad the name's meaning wore off in our time.
On another note, sports on horseback would be awesome. I only know of jousting :mpsa: and racing. Technically hunting. We should totally make a new game while riding horses. Instead of football we could play horse ball (BAD IDEA). Are there any more cool things I should be aware about?
EDIT: Somebody, corn suggestion. I'm bored. (Football corn? Has that been made yet? Sports ball corns?)
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
THANK YOU. I feel enlightened. Things just make a little more sense in the world. Too bad the name's meaning wore off in our time.
On another note, sports on horseback would be awesome. I only know of jousting :mpsa: and racing. Technically hunting. We should totally make a new game while riding horses. Instead of football we could play horse ball (BAD IDEA). Are there any more cool things I should be aware about?
EDIT: Somebody, corn suggestion. I'm bored. (Football corn? Has that been made yet? Sports ball corns?)
Damnit, We could have had like... a sparkly corn, or a vanishing corn if I had animated gif skills. Maybe I'll just give it a hat. Or something. I dunno, can I get some sort of color scheme/object? Pretty stuck on the hat thing, which would make it slightly larger. Or if somebody can take individual frames and compile it into animated gif format, I can pull that too. THoughts?
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
Too late, magician is here. AND NOW YOU SEE HIM. AND NOW YOU DON'T.
A tophat corn is better for a gentlecorn anyways.
Last edited by Reecer6; 09-18-2012 at 07:46 AM.
Reason: Darker sparks
TRUE>> <<TRUE
(Heartstuck is not by me.)
(Johnstuck, however, IS by me.)
Avatar by Nimz. He is an AWESOME DUDE. SO COOLIO.
SIGQUOTES
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
They're... basically all dick shaped. It is a good shape for rockets to be.
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
i'm nostalgic for gravity falls you ablest fuck
Originally Posted by KatoHearts
I request that they not be, since you won't be the only person controlling the civ and I can guarantee that every other fucking person on the forum is sick of your giant scorpions at this point.
Suddenly, a variety of items burst into existence right before your eyes! Sadly, none of them appear to be candy corn.
Chumhandle: artlessDelirium Feel free to pester me, both IC and OOC.
Fantroll info below!
Long version!
Your name is JANNUS MEILON, and you are 7 SWEEPS OLD.
You really enjoy READING BOOKS, especially books about ADVENTURE and GUIDES ON ALTERNIAN FAUNA. You spend much of your time squirreled away in your hive doing so. When you aren't cooped up in your hive, you are usually OUT ADVENTURING or HUNTING. You rarely kill your catches though, instead you STICK THEM IN CAGES. Your hive is FULL OF CAGED BEASTS, it's like a zoo there are so many goddamn cages up in here. It's a good thing you have SO MUCH SPACE. You don't just leave them there though, you TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM and raise them and all that. It is pretty much your MOST FAVORITE THING TO DO, EVER. Sometimes you KILL AND EAT THEM, too, but that's just life.
Your blood is a lovely TEAL BLUE, though you wish it was JADE, because jade is undoubtedly your most favorite color ever! Oh, and you're a bit of a FREAK. Sometimes you can HEAR THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS, and they are VERY LOUD. SO LOUD IT HURTS. You can't even FOCUS ON THEM, and you are pretty sure it is the WORST ABILITY, EVER. All it does is make it so you CAN'T STAND BEING AROUND OTHER TROLLS! And so, you put your hive in the middle of a forest, where there are NO OTHER TROLLS. Unsuprisingly, you have VERY LITTLE SOCIAL CONTACT, and VERY POOR SOCIAL SKILLS. You pretty much GET ALL YOUR INFORMATION FROM BOOKS, leaving you rather NAIVE and more than a little QUIXOTIC.
You aren't sure what you want to be when you grow up. You could comfortably continue CAPTURING and TAMING BEASTS, but deep within your heart, you really want to step it up and move onto CAPTURING YOUR FELLOW TROLLS. But it is undoubtedly a DANGEROUS TRADE, and you don't even know WHERE TO START. Honestly, you're not even sure it's even A THING anymore. It's in a lot of your books, though!
Your weapons of choice are BATONS, usually ELECTRIFIED. You wish you could weaponize your HORNS, but you don't have the right kind for that, which makes you REALLY SAD. You really have A THING for horns. Nubby ones, pointed ones, sharp ones, all of them.
ALL THE HORNS.
Your lusus is a MONSTROUS LION DOG, and you LOVE HER TO BITS. She has ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU. You always adventure with her, either by her side or on her back. She was the one who taught you how to hunt, and she is the one who fetches you most of your books and whatever else you require. In exchange, she needs plenty of FRESH MEAT, which you have to provide, or else she eats through most of your menagerie. Which definitely isn't a thing that has happened several times before, NO WAY.
Your trolltag is artlessDelirium, and you tend to speak rather bluntlYᵒ.
Short version!
Name: Jannus Meilon trollTag: artlessDelirium Quirk: y is always represented as ƴᵒ, o is ᵒ, no contractions, no periods. Caste: Tealblood Symbol: It doesn't mean anything, but is the source of your text quirk. Sylladex: Egg. Captchaloguing itself is really easy, your inventory may as well be endless. The resulting card has a TIME listed on it. When you attempt to retrieve an item, an EGG of random size and color is created, which will hatch and reveal the item after enough time has passed. If the egg is broken, the item remains captchalogued and you have to get another egg and wait ALL OVER AGAIN. Your hive is littered with BROKEN EGGSHELLS. Goddamn you HATE this thing, some of your stuff has been stuck in there since you were a wiggler! Strife Specibus: BatonKind (think police batons, not the twirly kind)
I just wish thirteen year old girls looked like Vriska five years ago. Yes, complete with gray skin and horns.
Fascinating. Tell me about your mother.
Originally Posted by Bluecho
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
Can someone tell me what a heartstring is? I still do not understand.
It's the origin of the phrase, "striking a chord".
Basically, it's like if someone tugs on your heart strings, it means they've played a chord that resonates with your heart. An emotional syncronization, if you pardon the less-than-apt metaphor.
Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic
So, Andrew is performing surgery on certain readers? Is he licensed?
Originally Posted by The Orange Man
Originally Posted by Mikker
We do need to see more Vriska.
Why doesn't Homestuck focus more in Vriska?
I mean seriously, we get more Gamzee than Vriska now...
If you arrange every panel of homestuck in a mosaic 1025 panels wide, you will find that it forms a portrait of Vriska.
Originally Posted by Diminuitive Calvin
So this is more of a weird coincidence:
I was looking through a february issue of the New Yorker. It had an article about potentially dangerous asteroids, and a "planetary defense foundation" called B612.I didn't think it was all that startling, but then these three cartoons followed it:
0_0 definitely a total tribute to MSPA
Originally Posted by Riou
What is a Bro.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a bikgnkjbv lvfklvhnkj
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
GUYS.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I told you motherfuckers.
She will be my wife.
Originally Posted by Malisteen
I will throw rice at you so hard. You have no idea how hard, you will all be saying "ow, I wish that fat fuck wasn't throwing the rice so gog damned hard, how the fuck does he even throw rice that hard with those weak-ass noodle arms?"
Other people will be looking on, saying "man, calm down, it's just rice. You need to chill your punk ass down," and I'll be all "NOOOO! MUST THROW RICE! YEEARGH!"
Also quotes, but of the "Oh my god everything makes sense now!" kind.
Originally Posted by GideonWells
Originally Posted by Newlemming
Hmm.. so Jack's been going around murdering the dreamselves. We already know what's happening here.
Jack has acquired the knowledge post-scratch of the regicidal older Noir who's currently in the Troll's incepisphere.
He knows that killing off the dream-kids before they can God Tier will make things much more one-sided. Derse-sided, specifically.
Sorry if this was obvious to everyone else.
I'm not sure it is that complicated. Ignoring Jack and the Midnight Crew the game would still be locked into a stalemating cold war. Each side would get the same upgrades. I believe Jack is Sburb's chaos causing construct designed to break up the stalemate. Hussie used the example of Bowser in Super Mario games when describing Jack and other constructs. They follow a programming. Outside of player induced changes of plans they would do the same thing over and over, same core personalities until player events forces changes.
* PM's interactions show that Jack Noir regularly sends low level minions and others on assassination attempts attempts.
* Judging by his lack of prototyped clothes with meeting Karkat, it looks like he and the BQ always get in a fight over wearing silly outfits.
* Judging by Karkat's introduction to Jack, Jack encounters a kid and stabs them. It should be on one of their worlds.
- If Kid survives he adjusts his plans and activates the Regicide Quest against the Black Queen. (Remember, he stabbed Karkat).
- If Kid dies, he shrugs and continues on with his programming of hunting down all the players.
- In this regard I think Jack servers as Sburb's "enrage" timer. You aren't leveling fast enough on your planets? Jack kills you. Taking too long to even get into the game (supposed to start playing at 13, not 15.5 silly alpha kids)? Jack kills you.
* Letting Jack get a ring speeds up the game considerably. Bec Noir is a threat because you aren't supposed to prototype the first guardian. There looks to be a window of time kill him without this messing the game up beyond repair:
- If Jack get the ring because you haven't leveled enough after starting the quest, he kills you for going too slow.
- Considering Jack killed the BK and the game continued, this may or may not be a hard enrage. If so, this is another you fail Sburb by going too slow.
TL, DR: Jack is Sburb's "You are taking to long. WIPE! " mechanism. The alpha kids are 2.5 years late getting into Sburb so Sburb is wiping the raid.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
Something a lot of people forget is that regardless of how hopeless eridan was in romance and in life he was one of the most badass trolls ever.
Dude killed monsters everyday in order to feed an even bigger monster. He literally held his species survival in his hands at 6 sweeps, and no one was really worried because he made killing giant troll-eating monsters look that easy. They mistook personality for skill, and one thing he had a lot of was skill. He was studying conquerors and shit at that age too. His desk was full of war campaign maps. tool or not the man had shit locked down.
He was also one of the most fashionable trolls and his pants were hands down the best. And he pioneered wearing scarfs constantly, and pulling it off with ease. And a cape that makes you more badass when you take it off? Pure style.
Before Sgurb he was in the top 4 strongest trolls easy, along with Sollux,Vriska, and Equius (and Vriska is questionable since she could not control her dice back then).
And he went through the entire game without upgrading shit, while fighting a planet full of things trying to kill him that scared everyone else off with how fucking strong they are.
And he killed them all in a month.
After this he finally gets an upgrade and casts fucking magic spells stronger than sollux's eyelasers.
No matter what your opinion, the man was badass, and even if you dont respect him you must acknowledge that.