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[thedeathbird]

OBJECTION!
There are cards out there that are just as hard to read, and people have NO PROBLEM USING THEM!
TAKE THAT!

OBJECTION!

CARDS need to be able to be skimabul! most of those cards can be skimed with no problum!

[causelessCogitation]

And now, with that card made, allow me to figure out exactly what my field is now like.

[thedeathbird]

barron?

[causelessCogitation]

No, I do lose most of my fighters because of Fite Me IRL, but I'm still nigh-unbeatable (as, since all of those cards resolved nigh-instantaneously, I can do the repeat Diamond thing.), insanity can't play any attacking cards next turn, I still have one attacking card due to bad spelling, and a whole bunch of other shit will happen.

[insanityIncarnate]

CORRECTION!
If it resolved before Card Diarreah, would all those cards STILL BE IN YOUR HAND?~

[causelessCogitation]

They would, but that means that they are not in play, and therefore are unaffected by the card.

[thedeathbird]

ah ha! so then the cards on cc feaid beforehande whold be distroyed!

[causelessCogitation]

Exactly.
The one card I had.

[Supernerd]

@ thedeathbird
Somewhere in this mess I actually made a move in our game. I think you missed it.

VS FuriousSquid
I'll activate this card!

Lets see that hand. Hope you don't not have a card that'll ruin this for you~

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Supernerds stats: 1 heart, 399 points
Lord English: 20 hearts
1 sacrifice prepped.

[insanityIncarnate]

Perhaps I wasn't clear?
I meant that if...
Ah screwit, I'm not gonna get anywhere with this, am I?
Fuckit.
Moment ruined.
I'm gonna go get somethin' t'eat.
Bollocks.

[causelessCogitation]

So, my card field should be as follows:


That Guy Who Broke Reality: {[(5x2)]x2}x2 hearts, {[(INFINITE+1 or 65.06)x2]x2}x2 attack, can attack twice per turn, can only be harmed by magical cards, [(INFINITE or 2002)x2]x2 points

JacksFilms: 2 hearts, 3 attack, is unaffected by cards with incorrect grammer and/or spelling (such as Fite Me IRL)

Can't play physics breaking shit, unless someone pays 2000 points; other than the Raid boss, you figure out which cards I need to discard
Egyptian gods get +1 heart.
+3 hearts to me if you don't hurt me next turn!
All Lawyer/Witness cards gain +1 Heart
Gain 3 blood points per destroyed card, one less card can attack on both sides for every 5 blood points, currently at 3
All cards with hearts will get banned and removed from play at the end of this turn.
All tokens die.
For 3 turns, if a monster dies, Scorpion Swarm takes its place
Draw no cards for 3 turns. After, get a Star card with at least 10 hearts
I must combine Tick and Vriska Serket into one card
Something is face-down in front of me.

insanity names a number between + or - 20
insanity gets 4 hearts
Someone needs to judge whether or not Solaris is more beautiful than nothing.

vs. So Very, Truly, Honestly, Royally Fucked

[thedeathbird]

as for judgeing whether or not Solaris is more beautiful than nothing. i give solaris a 4/10.

solaris isint cute to me...
i give nothing a 10/10 becalse nothing can be anything you want... mmm...

[causelessCogitation]

I remember that it said only the first judge would be taken, so...yeah. I guess I win?

Shit, anyone remember what that meant?

[thedeathbird]

@ thedeathbird
Somewhere in this mess I actually made a move in our game. I think you missed it.

i saw the move. just play all you gosh darn cards!

[thedeathbird]

cc just gained 4 hearts

[Supernerd]

Oh. I guess it was me who missed your turn and not the other way around.

VS thedeathbird

First I will use this card! I steal all of insanityIncarnate's cards

Then here comes Red Ixie

Nothing's getting destroyed so this card fizzles

Plus one card on my side of the field

Hey look its a duck! Not that swapping any of my cards will help if all of them are on the field.


So... I'll be taking all of InsanityIncarnates cards now! Also this all happened during thedeathbird's turn so It'll be my turn next.
EDIT: ... Waaaaait a minute. Do I have to immediately play all of InsanityIncarnates cards too?

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Supernerds stats: 12 hearts, -50 points.
Super Sayan Jeffrey Simons: 4 hearts, 4 attack
Red Ixie: 3 hearts, 2 attack
Boomerang: 2 hearts, 2 attack

[thedeathbird]

nope

[thedeathbird]

i think it uses up your turn...

[causelessCogitation]

Wow, I actually feel bad for insanity now...

I'm not sure? I personally would have gone with, "they weren't in your hand when that card was played so no", but if you want to spend an hour posting all of those new cards, be my guest. It took me a good 4 or 5 or so to do all mine, and you have about a quarter of it.

[This Works]

Well, one of those cards took everyone's tokens away, so this is how it is now I guess.


I put this on my Gliese. It murdalizes Other Gliese and Squdbro.

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Me: 6 Hearts -- 100 Points
Gliese 876 EXTREME CHERRY: 3 Hearts -- Attack

Y'all: 6 Hearts -- 100 Points
120-Card Smuppet Series: 10 Hearts -- 0 Attack
120-Card Smuppet Series: 11 Hearts -- 0 Attack

These fuckers gonna die 'less you got tricks up your sleeve.
Squdbro: 1 anna 2, but fuck him
Gliese 876: 4 Hearts -- 4 Attack

My 10-card smuppet token (*1) and my gliese 876 each attack your gliese 876 for a total of 3 damage taking it down to 5 I guess.

[thedeathbird]

^no just cc's game

[Supernerd]

Actually, greater nullify destroys all tokens in all games.

[thedeathbird]

it was a greater nullfy?

[Supernerd]

Might have been both. But there was definitely a greater one in there.

[Varkarrus]

Nah, no tricks to save em
but I do have the SIDEBURNS CREW

THEY WILL BURN EVERY PART OF YOU SO LONG AS IT ISN'T YOUR FRONT OR BACK

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Yo: 6 Hearts -- 100 Points
Gliese 876 EXTREME CHERRY: 3 Hearts -- Attack

Moi: 6 Hearts -- 100 Points
120-Card Smuppet Series: 9 Hearts -- 0 Attack
120-Card Smuppet Series: 10 Hearts -- 0 Attack
10-Card Smuppet (Mr. Dongle): 1 Hearts -- 1 Attack
10-Card Smuppet (Shacko): 1 Hearts -- 1 Attack
Sideburn Screw: 4 Hearts -- 6 Attack