Alright I finally got my card from Vark due to PM mishaps.
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I do nothing and draw twice
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Oh. Man, I really wish you put a bit more time into drafting your posts, mate. It ends up being a guessing game of what the heck you actually mean. Fixed.
I draw twice. YIAZMAT FEELS FORLORN.
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2v2 Match
I got my hand. I'll even play a card from it.
Thus placing two 1/1 cards on my field.
Ross's turn, I believe?
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What a waste of a Jenkins.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
2v2
Welp, let's start this thing off.
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Darwin's finest at work.
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Before I make my move.
QUESTION:
Will our ally's cards defend us?
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Let's say- yes. But once they're down, your opponents get to pick who to target.
Alright then, I can play this without too much issue then!
And draw this shit!
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Oh gog, I wonder what that thing is- actually HOLY SHIT MOLDOVA
FUCK YES!
....wait, that actually got added to my hand, so it's not on the field yet.
Oh well. SOON.
EDIT: WAIT. It merely says I get the card.
Did that get added to my hand or the field?
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Who was(were) your possible opponent(s)?
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MASTERBLADE YOU SCUM.
COME AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN AND STOP HIDING.
(I am your opponent in the tourney.)
Speaking of which, am I facing Denizen or Reecer?
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It says you get the card, but it says nothing about playing it so I assume it goes to the hand. Unless another card specifically states otherwise you cannot give cards to your ally. I assume you can attach cards to your ally's monsters though.
2 VS 2
Next up I'll play this card.
Since its effect doesn't say it functions instead of attacking I get to use it right away. She'll investigate Darwin thus causing it to take +1 damage whenever it is attacked. I'll follow up with two attacks from witness double trouble to deal a total of 4 damage!
Kill that reporter, Ross!
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