[FANFICTION] Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance From the Year 3k

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

So, I take it that you'll do DAVE STDIDERS every few episodes as opposed to every episode like Homestuck High because of its MASSIVE length?

[Edrobot]

So, I take it that you'll do DAVE STDIDERS every few episodes as opposed to every episode like Homestuck High because of its MASSIVE length?

Yeah, I want to divide my time between DAVE STDIDER, Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami, and other stupid things I've found on the internet.

[NeoDarklight]

So I have to ask and I'm surprised nobody has done so yet- Why do you end all of those episode with a big white "DETECTIVE"?

[Edrobot]

So I have to ask and I'm surprised nobody has done so yet- Why do you end all of those episode with a big white "DETECTIVE"?

It's kind of a running gag. "Burston's Sorrow" (which I reviewed here) ended with the phrase "DETECTIVE" in allcaps for some reason, so I apparently decided to continue the tradition.

[VantasKarkatCorn]

A account of shit. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2532061/...shiromiya-chan MST-able or no?
Now in video form!

It's much more stomachable in video form IMO.

[Edrobot]

A account of shit. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2532061/...shiromiya-chan MST-able or no?
Now in video form!

It's much more stomachable in video form IMO.

I admit, it is bad enough to be MST worthy. It's just that I'm not very familiar with the series in question; all I know is that witches may or may not exsist and that the main character has to prove they don't exists by proving the things they do could be done without magic. Also, apparently anything said in red text is undeniably true. I'd probably find it a whole lot funnier if I actually saw the show/played the game/whatever.

[VantasKarkatCorn]

I admit, it is bad enough to be MST worthy. It's just that I'm not very familiar with the series in question; all I know is that witches may or may not exsist and that the main character has to prove they don't exists by proving the things they do could be done without magic. Also, apparently anything said in red text is undeniably true. I'd probably find it a whole lot funnier if I actually saw the show/played the game/whatever.

Oh, if only it were THAT simple(Or rather stayed that simple...) If you're interested, I could toss a quick summary your way. And then a much longer summary with my impressions(that would be noted as such).

[Edrobot]

I'll keep this story in mind, but I've got a whole bunch of other stuff lined up in the meantime.

[Edrobot]

Better late than never! Here's the next episode!

And before anyone asks, no it's not a Fate/Stay Night fic. Even though I would love to cover one someday.

[Edrobot]

Hm. It seems nobody is paying attention to me. Time to take things into my own hands.

ATTENTION INTERNET! I WILL LEAVE ONE DISPARAGING, MEAN SPIRITED, OR OTHERWISE UNHELPFUL COMMENT ON YOUTUBE EVERY HOUR UNLESS YOU SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE AND AFFECTION, STARTING NOW!

God I suck at being evil.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

The actual fanfic was ridiculously terrible. Like, I find it near impossible that someone could have accidentally written THAT.

Also, is there any way you could voice Will Turner in the next DAVE STDIDER cartoon? I'd need a quick "audition" piece first though. Just read one of his lines in a 'Will Turner Voice" and PM it to me if you're interested.

[NeoDarklight]

Finally found the link for that Homestuck/Supernatural trollfic- Finding the Cute. It's pretty short, and recently added its third chapter. I recommend that you do this one once it reaches sufficient length.

EIDT: Pokemon: Adventures in Skaia also looks to be a rather subtle trollfic, but I hear you're more interested in the blatantly obviously bad ones, so I'll just let you read for personal enjoyment.

[Edrobot]

The next episode is taking a while, BTW. I've had two major projects due this week, plus Xcom came out today.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

DAVE STDIDER updated!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7942034/...POKEMON-TRANER

"the return of jake england"

About time he showed up again. I was wondering where he went.

[Edrobot]

The next episode is taking a while, BTW. I've had two major projects due this week, plus Xcom came out today.

Well talk about jinxing myself, I just ran into an annyoing bug that's keeping me from progressing any further in XCom.

So yeah, I'll probably get the next episode written within a day or two.

[linkzeldi]

Edrobot likes X com?

And Darn I didn't think this adventure could get any cooler. Now I'm going to start expecting X Com references out of you, along with the otherwise ridiculously large and awesome pool of references.

[Edrobot]

Edrobot likes X com?

And Darn I didn't think this adventure could get any cooler. Now I'm going to start expecting X Com references out of you, along with the otherwise ridiculously large and awesome pool of references.

Here's a start than:

WITTY THINGS I CAN SAY ABOUT XCOM THAT I CAN'T PUT IN MY MST WITHOUT SOUNDING FORCED.

1. In the old game, your troops couldn't shoot straight. In the new game they still can't shoot straight, but now they can't hit their own teammates by accident. Just more proof that games today are way too easy.
2. Ha! Real men don't save-scum! Permadeath is there for a reason! I'm just going to accept the losses as they come, and... NOOOO COPORAL FARRON DON'T DIE ON ME!!! *reload*
3. When I first started playing, I named all of my guys after Anime and Video Game characters. All of the ones named after really cool characters died pretty quickly, which led to the odd situation of Seargent Euphemia Li Brittania ordering Corporal Shinji Ikari to snipe the Outsider that just vaporized Squaddie Solid Snake.
4. My first encounter with Chrysalids:
   Corporal Euphemia Li Brittania: Retreat! Get back to the skyranger!
   Squaddie Shirley Fenette: NO! I MUST FIGHT THE ALIENS!
   Euphemia: No, Shirley, you are the Aliens!
   And then... Shirley was a Zombie.
   

[Edrobot]

Since it doesn't look like I'm going to be able to finish it this week, I'm going to make the next episode a double feature by covering two chapters in a row!

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

Since it doesn't look like I'm going to be able to finish it this week, I'm going to make the next episode a double feature by covering two chapters in a row!

Actually that's a great idea. Chapters 2 and 3 introduce the main villains, "Kitkat" and Jack respectively. Covering both will allow for Team Bad to get a full introduction.

[roccie]

I just read a fic where two characters, their "safe word" in sex was "update".

I don't think there could be a better safe word.

[Edrobot]

Well I've been putting this off for WAAAAAAYYYYY too long but...

Also, a quick question: does anyone other than me actually like those cameo appearances by Alfred, Lant, and Electra? Because while I like writing them, if noone else does I really ought to know.

I have a twitter account, BTW

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

The cameos are fairly entertaining, although I feel that if they are to continue, they should be more plot-relevant. Really, the trio seems to just be doing their own random things, without much regard for the rest of the plot.

I loved the Karkat name gag though.

[Edrobot]

The cameos are fairly entertaining, although I feel that if they are to continue, they should be more plot-relevant. Really, the trio seems to just be doing their own random things, without much regard for the rest of the plot.

I loved the Karkat name gag though.

The only reason I don't put my OCs in a larger role is that I fear everyone they'll grow into the Creator's Pet. Hell, Electra's already my go-to Mary Sue Parody; I used her as a (minor) villain in an RPG once, used her costume as a suggestion for one of Marrisu's costumes in Mary Sue Quest, and she was slated to appear in Infiknights at some point; (remember in the RPG segment where a guy was taking about the "Princess of New Uruk?" Yeah, that was supposed to be her).

And honestly while I loved writing the name gag, it was the the "crazy number of pointless cameos" gag is the one that I've been looking forward to doing.

[Edrobot]

Hey, do you think someone could give me a hand with the next title card? I have something specific in mind, but apparently I'm not nearly good enough to draw it. Basicly I need a picture of Electra Pendragon (third from the left in this titlecard) falling head-over-heels in love with Caius Ballad, with Electra gushing over him like a loony fangirl while Caius is doing the Excalibur Face and trying not to give her eye contact.

It would also help if Yeul is standing behind Electra about to hit her with a big hammer or something.

It doesn't need to be great or anything, even a scanned pencil sketch will help immensely.

[Edrobot]

Hey, do you think someone could give me a hand with the next title card? I have something specific in mind, but apparently I'm not nearly good enough to draw it. Basicly I need a picture of Electra Pendragon (third from the left in this titlecard) falling head-over-heels in love with Caius Ballad, with Electra gushing over him like a loony fangirl while Caius is doing the Excalibur Face and trying not to give her eye contact.

It would also help if Yeul is standing behind Electra about to hit her with a big hammer or something.

It doesn't need to be great or anything, even a scanned pencil sketch will help immensely.

I guess I need to face the sad truth that