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06-15-2013, 05:05 PM #251
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Re: [FANFICTION] Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance From the Yea

It's not the work the fandom asked for, but it's the one it deserves...

Author's Note

My god does Opal like exposition.

Anyway, sorry for being so late! Hopefully the length of this episode will make up for it!
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Re: [FANFICTION] Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance From the Yea

I honestly can't wait for what happens next.

Ask the PvZ Plants here

Originally Posted by autoglassmasterclass

that is to say, "shmloop" and "schmloioioioioiooooooop" are both one syllable

Originally Posted by Dmabster

Sir, you have now used my own pun to make me look retarded.

Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits

Originally Posted by The One Guy

Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits

Originally Posted by Captain Lhurgoyf

Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits

Originally Posted by FieryBlacksmith

Is Dave going to put the iShades over his regular shades?

Obviously.
Double Shades.

All the way across the face?

Yeah! Yeah!

So chill.

Double shades all the way across the face?!

Wa! Wa! Oh my gog!

My shades are nakking at me!

nak nak nak nak nak nak nak MY SHADES ARE TALKING TO ME nak nak nak nak
Oh my god this is so chill
I can't even captchalogue it on my captcharoid camera.

Originally Posted by Kiwise

Originally Posted by Varkarrus

There is no kidding.

THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.

Originally Posted by Sega

Just replace Best of Thread with Segamanips, problem solved

Originally Posted by Niggy

Originally Posted by PriffyViole

Originally Posted by orderboundChaotic

I would wager it is Gamzee. Think about it: (s)he has long hair, always wears make-up, and has a feminine name.

And looks damn good in a dress.

NOOOOOOOO

Originally Posted by Isoraqathedh

Accent varies according to mood, time and the number of sneezes in the past five hours.

Originally Posted by Roflstilzken

Originally Posted by Raddishh

I recently just started loving Nepeta a lot. I AM WORRIED BECAUSE EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES.

QUICKLY, LOVE BEC NOIR!!

Originally Posted by avantBaron

I wonder how long until WV starts writing love letters to English.

...Wow. I never thought I'd say that.

Originally Posted by nupanick

Are the undead even allowed to use chainsaws? That's kinda like a charmander using water gun, isn't it?

Originally Posted by He Who Slumbers

[Almost Human sang this post out loud]

Originally Posted by Esrever

i just realized that eridan would say "wwwwe wwrestlin" in the right circumstance

Originally Posted by Tesseract

JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of EqUiUs

Originally Posted by avidGamer

Originally Posted by laserdogbad

at the end everybody breaks out of the dream bubbles really epicly

I'm going to save that quote, so that if it doesn't happen, I can go...

"Looks like your bubbles been...
*puts on sunglasses
Popped

Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits

Originally Posted by SWari69

MayorSillyBiscuits is now a meme, and can't be nominated.

There goes my Emmy, you bastard.

Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine

Don't worry, what you just said reminded me of Gamzee in a dress, so you're safe there.

Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone

Originally Posted by Patrick

Also... they can't do this
|
|
V

__________________________________________________

You mean, have a sig that is 228px too wide and 10px too tall?

Originally Posted by stealthyMonster

My gog, it all makes sense, no wonder karkat's ancestor was the sexiest

Originally Posted by Ace Rimmer

"wwait wwhat eqi wwhy are you doing this i am your superior gogdammit put me dowwn OH GOG THE PAIN"

Originally Posted by Vorked Larfleeze

MAN, A TRUE FANTROLL IS ALWAYS ON FIRE
AND IS A BEAR
HE ALSO NEEDS A LASER EYE AND A SHOTGUN
ALSO A CHAINSAW HAND
HE NEEDS FLYING ROLLERBLADE SHOES WITH MINI ROCKETS ON THE BACK
HE NEEDS COOL SHADES
MAN HE NEEDS THOSE CAPRI SHORTS WITH ALL THE POCKETS TO HOLD ALL HIS SHIT IN YO
ALSO A SHIRT OR SOMETHING
YEAH HE NEEDS A SHIRT WITH A SKULL ON IT A SKULL THAT ALSO HAS SHADES
AND HE HAS GOTTA BE SKATEBOARDING OUT OF AN EXPLOSION

THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT

Originally Posted by ectocal

Originally Posted by SWari69

Originally Posted by Patrick

Originally Posted by ectocal

No no no

This is all clearly a setup for the romantic comedy Hussie has been writing

"The Shit and the Handle"

The Fan comes along in Season 2 and causes some tricky love triangles.

HandlexFan OTP

Shit loved Hook more anyway

Originally Posted by crash826

On Alternia, the ice cream tastes like trees, the trees taste like mint, and the mint tastes like blood.

Everything else tastes like fudge and insecticide.

Originally Posted by The Cool

Originally Posted by voodooKobra

Theory: J. wields a gunblade, but he falls back onto IRISH PUB BOXING when he is disarmed.

J: Pick up Keyblade.

You pick up the GUNBLADE.

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

Well, nobody else touched the doorknob. If they had, humans might have had eight legs and whiskers and two heads and scales and been STRONG and lived underwater and could fly and glowed in the dark and been high all the time. And had red blood, I guess.

...I really hope to wake up tomorrow and find out that someone has drawn this overnight.

Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd

Originally Posted by projectlex

Feferof?

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Fefiroth!
Fefiroth!

Originally Posted by audience_cat

No, I think you get rabid ostriches sent round to your house if you do that. MSB tried to send them to me, but I live in NZ and he couldn't get them through the quarantine laws.

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

Also, you know what would be weird? If there was a passage in Mindfang's journal about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal. Which contained a passage about finding her ancestor's journal, which was a stone tablet with pictographs depicting her riding a plank of driftwood down a river and throwing hand-carved stone d4s at cave-trolls.

Originally Posted by Iamthebigman

PS in that pic is what I look like right now.

I'm even sitting in the legs of a nightmare beast.

Originally Posted by Snowmanne

Originally Posted by Ichimoto

I now constantly hear every action I make as if it is a command from an unknown 3rd party

It's pretty weird...

and disorienting.

>YOU THERE! BOY!

>STOP BEING PRODUCTIVE AND BROWSE THE INTERNET!

Originally Posted by AProcrastinatingWriter

Originally Posted by pimudragonfeline

Do you like to use the full extent of your vocabulary? (Large words & expletives)
I hate defining words to people...
I digress, I use abscond more now but I believe it was one of the lesser used words in my lexicon.
[/Darn my verbosity organ has activated]

Originally Posted by SWari69

So, they could be a crescent roll about to descend into her mouth from the air?

Originally Posted by Rational Absurdity

I would rename Karkat Vantas to Michael Weir.
And I would change Equius Zahhak to Michael Weir.
Then, I would change Sollux Captor to Michael Weir.
Afterwards, I would rename Eridan Ampora to Michael Weir.
I would then follow up by changing Tavros Nitram to Michael Weir.
But I think, for Gamzee Makara, I would change his name to Michael Weir.

On an unrelated note, I'm very egotistical.

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

I remember the classic games, where dying set your console on fire and some guy would come over and punch you in the face. And this was before microtransactions, so you had to put in a mail order to get the next digit in the password for your level, which was on fire and came with a punch in the face. And instead of controllers, we had to use a pile of razor blades that were on fire and could punch you in the face. And when you won, instead of creating a universe and becoming a god, you got a congratulations screen that was on fire and punched you in the face. And you know what the games were about? GOOD HYGIENE, that's what.

Originally Posted by BlackholePA

Another conquest for the English language! "Asphalt" is ours!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- wait what?
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