HeartStuck 7 (they don't think it be like it is, but it do)

[cutthroatCullmachine]

doesnt check back for a little while
finally checks

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK BATMAN ITS A NEW THREAD
TO THE HEARTMOBILE

[lovecraftianParadox]

>Rufio: Come on man you're better than that. How did this happen and why do you not look more concerned about it?

It's not your fault this happened! It's the Prince-consort's fault. When you go around being a malignant dictator you should expect a rebellion! Hell, you should accept it! Why can't tyrants just say, 'yeah these thirty fucking years of tyrannical rule have been fun, but now i think it's time to surrender to this nice man with the shotgun. yeah, that's the right thing to do.' But no one ever does that, do they?

And you are totes concerned. Yeah, you are so scared to die, man. Definitely. You don't just cry when other people get hurt, that would be silly. You'd flip a fucking car if someone pricked your little brother's finger, there's no reason you shouldn't be freaking the fuck out over your own execution. You make a halfhearted attempt to care about yourself more than you care about other people.

This is unpleasant. Yeah. This is more than unpleasant. This is...

Shitwhores bitchtits. Yeah, that's the kind of thing people say when they're upset about stuff. This is goddamn motherfucking doubleninja shitwhore bitchtits on a firebike. This is crotch-kicking cowboy christ on a flaming motorcycle ramping up a dragonslut's giant, astroglide-covered tail.

Yeah.

Grrrrrrrrr.

[Absol]

>Zoom out.

[Freack]

Rufio is best sailor.

Someone: Valiantly rescue Rufio.

[trulyElse]

> Executioner: Feel ashamed enough for both of you.

[easykill]

Rufio: Give a speech about justice and how order can never be maintained under the rule of a tyrant.

EDIT: Clare: Admire the official gallows shorts.

[insaneyanish]

>Rufio: Remember that back-up plan idea?
The 'not dying like a little bitch' idea?
The 'lets pull some crazy shit and get out of this pickle' idea?

Execute SAID IDEA.

EDIT: Nice profanity, dude. Excellently performed, and not a second out of place. That type of cursing is for real pros.

[Daniel990]

> DO THE WINDY THING.

[Random_Odd_Guy]

Rufio is best sailor.

Someone: Valiantly rescue Rufio.

>Rufio: After swearing that much, you are automatically a sailor. Because you are a sailor, you are a master at knots. Untie your noose with your newfound sailor powers.

[Curris]

Rufio. Listen to me. You are seven and a half feet tall of awesome. You think this noose can hold you? You can break these ropes! Or, at the very least, straining the rope might cause some wear and tear on the line. RUFIO --> GET WIGGLY!

Trapdoor --> Succumb to unfathomable gravity.

Rufio - Spread your wings; learn to fly!

[Redux]

>Zoom out to properly view this scene

OR

>Switch to Rufio's POV

[KarneWarrior]

>Attempt to use bulging neck muscles of manliness to snap rope

>Executioner, be flustered

[Malrone]

>Breathe flames of eloquent profanity at your captor.

[cautiousCapricorn]

> Summon the beasts of the wild to aid in your escape.

New thread! Lets celebrate like Roxy would.

[Dreamscythes231]

Okay, let's assess.
You are gonna be screwed if you don't escape.
The best coarse of action is............SEDUCTION!!!!
Yes, you heard me right, flex your arms and pose like one of those coverguys in male magazines. Due to how hot you are you have a high chance of surviving, you would become a bottom bitch though, but alive nonetheless.

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Why do i hate myself after typing this.

[Nasrudith]

>Rufio: You can break these cuffs!

[YoshiEgg360]

"This is goddamn motherfucking doubleninja shitwhore bitchtits on a firebike. This is crotch-kicking cowboy christ on a flaming motorcycle ramping up a dragonslut's giant, astroglide-covered tail."

Hear me now. I will memorize this and exclaim it in a situation someday.

[cryptidWrangler]

Where are your allies Rufi?
And why were you blushing a moment ago... does your imminent demise embarrass you?

[hero122]

Use the knife hidden in your hair to cut the rope, and save us all!

[Soadreqm]

> Use hair on rope

[Paradoxius]

>Pupa: Fly!

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Min: Do that thing from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie where you throw a sword and cut the rope right as Rufio starts to fall. It's bad ass.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Min: Do that thing from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie where you throw a sword and cut the rope right as Rufio starts to fall. It's bad ass.

Seconded. Seconded HARD.

[sirhc1018]

>rufio:if you are looking for a reason to be angry think about what will happen to your brother if you die

[typoAdventure]

I would like to preface this first by saying that I am an awful, awful person.
>Rufio: die in a more hardboiled manner