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Seriously? You have horrible name-choosing skills here. If you're going to insult people, come up with something original.
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Thank you.
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Your name is CANDY KORNNE and you have chosen the not so honorable class of THIEF for your purpose in the game.
You are highly aggressive to friends as well as enemies since you have HORRIBLE ANGER ISSUES which has made you keep a "I HATE MYSELF A LITTLE MORE JAR" to stuff notes in when you are upset. Unfortunately you need a new jar because the old one is too full.
You have a number of SAFES scattered around your room, as well as a couple BAGS OF MONEY. Otherwise, your room is empty, since you stuff all your belongings into the safes so you can satiate your anger by taking them out.
Your chat handle is
filchingMercenary and you
have a general disregard for proper punctuation or capitalization