The Never Ending Dungeon V1 [Closed]

[hero122]

I feel I missed something, where did the update go? I can tell there's no update on this page, are you still editing the last one?

[Kingdom_Banned]

Yeah I'm still making the next one.

I gotta fix a LOT of stuff, so it's gonna take a while. Also if you died last round some of you are being revived because you shouldn't have been instantly killed. This includes Kabbage and Goron. Robot King has also been revived.


Oh lord this update is going to piss a lot of you off

[Kingdom_Banned]

Turn 12:

Before reading this update please make sure you have the newest model of the Rage Meter. This update has been known to overload older models. If you feel too much rage please contact your Rage Meter's manufacturer.

Major Events:

-Kabbage Goron, and Robot King have been revived due to mistakes. Kabbage has 300 HP left and Goron 50. Goron, watch out you are gonna die next round if you don't put yourself out.

-Fireblade's sister have been removed because he rolled a 5. Sorry mate.

-Runhidesurvive has been slain!

-Psychout has been killed!

-Demon and Lesser Demon 1 have been slain!

-Goron has fallen!

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Player Commands:

Sargon of Akkad: "Become the saddest consciousness in existence."
No Roll Needed: Oh dear look at me whining at some other guy for making mistakes in his update. It seems that I have forgotten to set you to dead! I'm sorry good sir. *Shoots you with rifle* There that should do it.

ninjamaster1991: "Attempt to revive myself. Because that is totally a thing."
Roll 2: I'm sorry I just cannot allow this. You can't just revive yourself, now if you had an ally maybe but just no. Just no. Go roll your dead body back in the cave of shame where you belong.

hero122: "I cast Deadly sloth on the Elite Puppet Dragon!"
Roll 6: Victory screech! You cast Deadly Sloth upon the enemy puppet dragon, but due to the fact that you did it so sloppy it wares off in 3 turns. Great going. Your mummy has the brain of a decayed corpse. Go smack some sense into him once you get revived. Also why is it deadly? I mean it just makes a swift thinking enemy a bit slow in the head. Not really something that would classify it as, "Deadly."

Supernerd: "I'll cast wheel of Resurrection! Reviving a random fallen party member!
My 6 year old cousin will go and break the amulet of Drainage."
Supernerd Roll 8: You spin the vast wheel of Resurrection. It clicks as quickly spins around. The audience waits in awe as it finally lands on a name. Who was that gentlemen to get revived? Well I shall tell you. Right after a little suspense....... suspensseeee..... this is suspense..... Sinjin! You have revived Sinjin with 600 health.
6 Year Old Roll 1: You order your 6 year old cousin to destroy the Cursed Necklace. I don't really know what happened because I wasn't paying attention, but it involved three ants, a rock, and a quarter. Your cousin was found on the floor dead. The Cursed Necklace was undamaged.

Varkarrus: "I attempt to self-revive"
Roll 6: As much as I love you, my demonic princess, I simply cannot.

Sinjin: "Onto the self resurrection bandwagon I go!"
No Roll Needed: YOU JUST GOT REVIVED YOU USELESS FUDGE NUGGET.

Runhidesurvive: "I shall cast Healing overload!"
Roll 1: Oh shit you're all fucked. Instead of casting Healing Overload, you cast Fuck Shit Up. This causes every single ally to be damaged 200 points, and all negative health items will have 50 added onto their damage. Great going genius. Psychout has been killed! Demon and Lesser Demon 1 have been slain! Goron has fallen! This is why casting these types of spells just shouldn't be done.

Thedeathbird: "i try to make the lance of sweetness
Roll 4: I'm sorry, but you just simply fail. Even after creating the most exact blueprints, finding the great 2 crystals of sweetness which required battling thousands of monsters to get, you just couldn't get the lance to work.

Fwee: "I summon Kamina! I shall have an army of anime characters!
Also Haruhi throws a tantrum and hits a random enemy."
No Roll Needed: Sorry Kwee, you're still dead. You just have some extra health so when you do wake up you spawn with it. Oh hold on that other guy gave you a turn... you know fuck it you get revived.

MechaMage: "I shoot the amulet of group drainage to destroy it."
Roll 5: It's a simple little miss. This turn has been full of bad turns, and I'm sorry about that. If only I could change it.

kabbage: "I create the Teleportion Potion."
Roll 8: Using the greatest herbs and scrolls you can find you manage to create a Teleportation Potion. It will allow you to get one guaranteed hit of 9 on an enemy due to it being a surprise attack.

ExKirby: "I play AREA HEAL SOLO"
Roll 7: Oh Jesus I was on the edge of my chair when I rolled the dice. I can't imagine what would happen if everyone got damaged again. Anyway you heal everyone near you on the Playerlist 300 points! Fireblade to InoxFy have been healed. StagnantAntler is still dead through. Someone needs to restart his heart.

guuzenWind: "A strange whooshing sound can be heard as a BLUE POLICE BOX slowly materializes! The door opens, some yelling can be heard, the painful sound of boot on rump, and then a hobo flies out the doors. The BLUE POLICE BOX slowly dematerializes."
No Roll Needed: Welcome to the brawl you dirty hobhore.

Psychout: "I'll cast Holy on the Demonic Right Hand and try and damage it."
No Roll Needed: Sadly you died. I am still wondering how a ghost can die but I wouldn't question it.

Joshythegreat: "Enters in nothing but speedos dancing along to sexy and I know it."
No Roll Needed: Oh dear I've actually seen a grown man do that in public before. Was not pretty. I can't imagine how these other adventurers are feeling. You sick fuck.

RokRokRok: "An arrow hits the ground, not by anyone particular. It seems to be a special arrow. It explodes into a good size amount of smoke.
Once the smoke dissipates, a lone figure stands in place. Carrying a bow, some specialized arrows, and a plain necklace.
No Roll Needed: Welcome! You have started with all that crazy stuff you have just described. I hope you don't die. Also I'm honored you have spent your first/second post on one of my threads. I love you.

SoberGamzee: "I join the battle by doing A DIDDLE SHITTY PIROUETTE OF A FLYING FUCK"
No Roll Needed: Uhhh, what?

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Players:

SoberGamzee: 1000/1000

RokRokRok: 1000/1000 (Rok Arrows) (Necklace of Truth)

Joshythegreat: 1000/1000

GuuzenWind: 1000/1000

thedeathbird: 800/1000
---Marshmallow Golem: 2,800/3,000

ninjamaster1991: 0/1000 (DEAD)

Fireblade: 900/1000

Runhidesurvive: 0/1000 (DEAD) (The Cursed Necklace)

ExKirby: 700/1000

StagnantAntler: 300/1000

InoxFy: 950/1000

Hero122: 550/1000 (Necromancer) (Scythe of Undeath)

Uniquoi: 750/1000

Ross_Varn: 750/1000 (Flame Shield 3/10)

Swampmist1142: 0/1000 (Spatial Rift Blade)

Fwee: 350/1000 (Naked) (Ghost Robes)
---Underling: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Naked)

Askia: 0/1000 (Has Wings) (DEAD)

VinigarTentacles: 750/1000

Latewave: 750/1000
---Alpha Robot Ultra: 9,650/10,000

Psychout: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Invisible) (Incredibly Noisy)

Tasr: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Blinded by a mask)

Supernerd: 550/1000 (Bracelet of Common Sense)
---6 Year Old Cousin: 0/500 (DEAD)

Varkarrus: 0/1000 (Healing) (DEAD)
---Demon: 0/500 (DEAD)
---Lesser Demon 1: 0/200 (DEAD)
---Lesser Demon 2: 0/200 (DEAD)

SupahKiven: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Blinded)

Sinjin: 0/1000 (DEAD) (No Right Hand) (Retard's Stick)

_goron_: 0/1000 (DEAD)

Kabbage: 100/1000 (Chemist)

Scionwoods: 0/1000 (DEAD) (The Cursed Necklace)

Sargon of Akkad: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Sad)

MechaMage: 690/1000

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Allies:

Robot 1: 100/100

Robot 2: 100/100


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Ally Commands:

Robot 1: "Attack Wall with claws."
Roll 4: Miss.

Robot 2: "Attack Dread Beast with claws."
Roll 9: Does 600 damage!

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Enemy Commands:

Dread Beast: "Charge into Runhidesurvive and hope to stun him."
Roll 9: Yes! 600 damage is done, and he is stunned for 3 turns. He died.

Elite Puppet Dragon: "Fire a cannonball at MechaMage. Then claw Hero122."
Attack 1 Roll 2: Miss. Counter-attack does 500 damage.
Attack 2 Roll 6: Victory! Hero122 is damaged 200 points.

Prototype V5 Robot: "Use arm sword to slice up Supernerd."
Roll 2: Fuck. Counter-attack removes 400 health. Prototype has died.

Demonic Right Hand: "Create a demonic looking wall that will protect me from damage."
Roll 7: Successful! It has 500 health.


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Enemies:

Dread Beast: 1,400/2,000

Robot Lord: 0/3,000 (DEAD)

Robot King: 900/5,000 (Staff of Death) (Sapped-100)

Elite Puppet Dragon: 2,100/3,000 (Swift) (Brute) (Deadly Sloth)

Chinese Puppet Dragon 2: 0/500 (DEAD)

Chinese Puppet Dragon 4: 0/500 (DEAD)

Chinese Puppet Lizard: 0/200 (DEAD)

Prototype V5 Robot: 0/600 (DEAD) (Clumsy)

Demonic Right Hand: 250/250
---Wall: 500/500 (All Damage Done to Demonic Right Hand will be Transferred to this Unit)


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Weapons:


Staff of Death (Robot Lord)
-Can revive slain allies. Must roll above an 8. Otherwise it will cause damage to the user.

Bracelet of Common Sense (Supernerd)
-Prevents the user from rolling a 1.
-Sadly it also prevents the user from rolling a 10.

Scythe of Undeath (hero122)
-If you kill a monster with a roll of 8 or more, the monster is resurrected as a ally!
-Cannot harm Undead
-1 in 5 chance to poison user

Spatial Rift Blade (swampmist1142)
X1.2 damage
+2 to rolls involving the control of space
-Being made of a spacial rift means that it causes me to take x3 damage when I roll low.
-Weights a decent amount.
-2 to rolls involving time, because I'm specializing in space by using this.

The Cursed Necklace (Scionwoods) (Runhidesurvive)
-Deals 100 damage to wearer per turn
-A roll of 2 is lowered to 1

Retard's Stick (Sinjin)
/5 Attack Damage
+On a roll of 7 or more causes the enemy too burst out laughing at the pathetic attack. It will stun them for 3 turns.
=A roll of 10 has a chance of breaking the stick, but it stuns the enemy for 10 turns.

Science Scraper (kabbage)
+Can gather substances outside of battle
-Cannot be used as a weapon in battle

Ghost Robes (Psychout)
+ Allows a dead person to continue living with Ghost status.
- Prevents people from interacting with you until you remove them, if you remove them you die
- Can not harm enemies until you remove them

BATTLESHREDDER (Exkirby)
+2 to all rolls involving non-combat magic.
-2 to everything else

Monument of Effort (Supernerd)
+Increases the roll of whoever just did the update for this game by two.

Teleportation Potion (kabbage)
+Allows one guaranteed attack roll of 9 on an enemy.
-Can only be used once obviously.

Rok Arrows (RokRokRok)
+Normal & Special (Smokescreen, Posion)
- Takes an extra turn to get specialized arrows ready.
- Minus Rolls if truly Special Arrows.

Necklace of Truth (RokRokRok)
+/- Magic does not affect the wearer

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Abilities/Buffs:

Swift:
-Units who are swift can do two attacks in one turn.
-All enemies have to score above a 6 to attack successfully.
-All enemy's attacks do 1.3 more damage.

Brute:
-Brute units do 1.5 more damage when using a melee attack.
-Melee attacks have to score a roll above 7 to have the damage boost.
-1.5 less damage for range attacks.
-All attacks against the Brute unit will be divided by 1.2.

Clumsy:
-Unit must score a roll above 7 to be successful.

Healing:
+Heals the affected unit 30 points per turn if not attacking.
-Doesn't increase a dead unit's health.

Deadly Sloth:
+Removes the Swift buff from the targeted unit.

[Varkarrus]

hmmm

I make a soul pact with whoever agrees to accept. I enter their body, powering them up, but also turning them into a conduit for my power.
(For the record, I'm still dead, so I'm doing this beyond the grave)

[kabbage]

I attempt to create the..

Amateur Healing Potion
+heals 300 HP
-only usable once (obviously)
-has 10% chance of only healing 150 HP and inflicting poison

[thedeathbird]

i make a giant candy corn horse and my Marshmallow Golem throws super nerd at dread beast

[Tasr]

Actually we can revive ourselves we just need to roll a 10, read your own rules..

[Kingdom_Banned]

Actually we can revive ourselves we just need to roll a 10, read your own rules..

Eh. None of them rolled a 10 anyway.

[Latewave]

I attempt to resurrect Askia.

Giant Robot Attacks one of the enemies.

[Limanya]

I sneakily enter, daggers at the ready and prepared to summon some motherfucking beasts. Especially my lion. I'M AN ELF BITCHES

[Sargon of Akkad]

Steal the happiness of the living.

[ExKirby]

Play Children Of The Grave, revive someone.

[Fwee]

I'm wearing the ghost robes... bah, whatever.

I attempt to create the laser of DEATH.
-Can only be created with a roll of 8 or higher.
-Can be used to destroy ONE enemy instantly.
-Can only be used ONCE.
-Also kills user.

Is this too overpowered?

[RokRokRok]

Atempt to make a Neckace of Uncommon Sense.

+Cannot Roll 1/2
=Cannot Roll 5
-Cannot Roll 9/10

(Also thanks)

[Kingdom_Banned]

I was thinking of moving all the abilitys and weapons to a Google Docs page. Everyone all right with that? It would save up some space.

[Limanya]

I guess so.

[MechaMage]

I'll bandage and dress my soul to heal the damage from all these fuckup medics.

[stagnantAntler]

So I'm still dead but I have 300 hp XD I love the brokenness of this system.

>My dead body starts twitching and spurting out blood, through some inconcievable twist of fate I've been brought back to life (or most likely no)

[Supernerd]

I'll summon an ally to my second slot! A MEDIC!

[ninjamaster1991]

I roll my dead body back in the Cave of Shame where I belong, for I was told to do so.

[Sinjin]

REVENGE FUCKER! I rip that wall off the ground and SMASH the demonic hand with it!

[hero122]

Quick question, so I DON'T have a Mummy ally? I mean, I did get a good roll last turn :/
Second, I should not have been hit, because the puppet dragon does not have swift anymore :P
Third, an actual suggestion.
I attempt to open an item shop by summoning some zombie shop-owners!

[Limanya]

can someone update please?

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

I suddenly start to exist within another plane of existence in the dungeon! I smash a hole in that plane 'cause i don't take any shit. Numbers fear my tremendous strength! But for now, i can only turn the 1's I roll into 2's instead.

The magnificence of my beard attempts to revive a random player. Maaaaybe even 2, if i roll a crit.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

I haz a feeling I should try and update... Oh hell, let's give me a shot!

Turn 13:

Major Events:
-Demonic Hand has been slain!
-Dreadbeast has been slain!
-Demonic Hand’s wall has been destroyed!
-ninjamaster1991 has been revived!
-Askia has been revived!
-Tsar has been revived!
-Everyone who doesn't already have 1000 health and isn't dead gets 50 health!
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Player Commands:

Sargon of Akkad: "Steal the happiness from the living."
Roll 8: Failure. It was a good shot, but I’m afraid everybody else is too sad or a robot thanks to all the bad rolls we’ve had so far. There is no happiness to steal.

ninjamaster1991: "I roll my dead body back in the Cave of Shame where I belong, for I was told to do so."
Roll 2: Oh no you don’t! Get back in the game, sissy!

hero122: "I attempt to open an item shop by summoning some zombie shop-owners!"
Roll 5: What an absurd idea, especially since you don’t even have the necessary capital or financial planning! The zombies do a sloppy job of building the item shop. It ends up being a lemonade stand. But everybody who’s still alive gets some lemonade and is healed 50 health! But the wood holding the stand up has disintegrated by the end of the turn… And yes, you do have a mummy but he needs to be commanded and you’re dead right now…

Supernerd: "I'll summon an ally to my second slot! A MEDIC!”
Roll 2: Whoops! It went so bad, you ended up summoning your mother from another dimension with 1000 health to join the enemy’s side! She attacks only you because she just loves you so much! Aw!!!

Varkarrus: "I make a soul pact with whoever agrees to accept. I enter their body, powering them up, but also turning them into a conduit for my power.”
Roll 9:. You… will succeed in doing this task but somebody has to comply first. Unless you’d like to fight a struggle for control with the demonic hand or something then I’m afraid you’re out of luck.

Limanya: “I sneakily enter, daggers at the ready and prepared to summon some motherfucking beasts. Especially my lion. I'M AN ELF BITCHES”
[U]No Roll Needed:[U] Hell yeah, you’re gonna lay the SMACKDOWN with your lion up in this bitch! You enter the game with your lion by your side.

Sinjin: " REVENGE FUCKER! I rip that wall off the ground and SMASH the demonic hand with it!"
Roll 1: You only have one hand! When you approach the wall, it suddenly forms a hand as if wanting to shake and you fell for it. The wall grabs your hand and then smashes you against the floor and you die. Think of the bright side: When you revive, you have your regular two arms back so you can face that other Demonic Arm!

Latewave: “I attempt to resurrect Askia.

Giant Robot Attacks one of the enemies.”
Latewave Roll 10: It went splendidly! Askia is now very much alive and able to fight in the dungeon now.
Giant Robot Roll 8: I might even be able to say the same for your robot! He successfully attacks the Elite Puppet Dragon for 600 damage!

Thedeathbird: "i make a giant candy corn horse and my Marshmallow Golem throws super nerd at dread beast.
Thedeathbird Roll 2: You make it but you accidentally spill ELEMENT X into your cauldron while making it! Now it’s the PowerPuffPony with 1500 HP! And shit, man, this horse is angry! It knocks your teeth out with its back legs for 500 damage and joins the opposing side. I think you should stop horsing around.
Marshmallow Golem Roll 10: Holy Marshmallow Rainbows! It went so great that Psychout’s body did a double back flip and falcon punched two enemies at once! The Dreadbeast is dead! And the wall that was protecting the Demonic right hand has crumbled!

stagnantAntler: “So I'm still dead but I have 300 hp XD I love the brokenness of this system.

>My dead body starts twitching and spurting out blood, through some inconcievable twist of fate I've been brought back to life (or most likely no)”
Roll 10: Your attempt to resurrect yourself using your no-longer-functioning organs worked! I-I’m stunned! You are now alive with 350 hp (there’s an extra 50 because of the lemonade stand).

Fwee: "I'm wearing the ghost robes... bah, whatever.

I attempt to create the laser of DEATH.
-Can only be created with a roll of 8 or higher.
-Can be used to destroy ONE enemy instantly.
-Can only be used ONCE.
-Also kills user.

Is this too overpowered?”
Roll 5: I think it is overpowered but you failed to make it anyway and got a useless laser pointer pen instead.

MechaMage: "I'll bandage and dress my soul to heal the damage from all these fuckup medics."
Roll 8: I’m not sure how you can bandage and dress a SOUL but whatever, you succeeded and your soul is eternally grateful! You guys go bowling every other Sunday now! Oh, and you’re healed for 260 health.

kabbage: "I attempt to create the..

Amateur Healing Potion
+heals 300 HP
-only usable once (obviously)
-has 10% chance of only healing 150 HP and inflicting poison"
Roll 2: Whoops! You got so thirsty while making the potion that you drank it thinking it was Kool-Aid! Now you have Colon cancer and get explosive diarrhea every 3 turns and can’t do anything, but it has a random chance of hitting an enemy or another player for 100 damage! I strongly suggest you discontinue your medical practices.

ExKirby: "Play Children Of The Grave, revive someone."
Roll 4+2: Oh LAWD WHY. It didn’t work. Apparently, the children of the grave were too busy sniffing glue to notice your awesome music.

RokRokRok: "Atempt to make a Neckace of Uncommon Sense. "

+Cannot Roll 1/2
=Cannot Roll 5
-Cannot Roll 9/10
Roll 2: I guess you weren’t using your common sense for this one because the necklace developed an uncommon sense of its own and started to choke you! Thankfully you got it off just in time and then broke it to pieces under your foot. But the necklace still dealt 400 damage to your throat. Your voice now sounds like that of Miley Cyrus.

ICan’tGiveCredit: ” I suddenly start to exist within another plane of existence in the dungeon! I smash a hole in that plane 'cause i don't take any shit. Numbers fear my tremendous strength! But for now, i can only turn the 1's I roll into 2's instead.

The magnificence of my beard attempts to revive a random player. Maaaaybe even 2, if i roll a crit.”
Roll 8+2: For unknown reasons, my magnificent beard revived two people! Now who is it?! SUSPENSEFUL SILENCE is looming as everyone, especially the ghosts stare at me… suspense suspense suspense… drumrollllllll…………………
Tasr and ninjamaster1991 are revived with 750 health!
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Players:

SoberGamzee: 550/1000

RokRokRok: 650/1000 (Rok Arrows) (Necklace of Truth)

Joshythegreat: 1000/1000

ICan’tGiveCredit: 1000/1000

GuuzenWind: 1000/1000

thedeathbird: 250/1000
---Marshmallow Golem: 2,800/3,000

ninjamaster1991: 750/1000

Fireblade: 950/1000

Runhidesurvive: 0/1000 (DEAD) (The Cursed Necklace)

ExKirby: 750/1000

StagnantAntler: 350/1000

InoxFy: 1000/1000

Hero122: 600/1000 (Necromancer) (Scythe of Undeath)
---Mummy Minion: 300/300 [B]

Uniquoi: 800/1000

Ross_Varn: 800/1000 (Flame Shield 2/10)

Swampmist1142: 0/1000 (Spatial Rift Blade)

Fwee: 400/1000 (Naked) (Ghost Robes)
---Underling: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Naked)

Askia: 750/1000 (Has Wings)

VinigarTentacles: 800/1000

Latewave: 800/1000
---Alpha Robot Ultra: 9,650/10,000

Psychout: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Invisible) (Incredibly Noisy)

Tasr: 750/1000

Supernerd: 600/1000 (Bracelet of Common Sense)
---6 Year Old Cousin: 0/500 (DEAD)

Varkarrus: 750/1000 (Healing)
---Demon: 0/500 (DEAD)
---Lesser Demon 1: 0/200 (DEAD)
---Lesser Demon 2: 0/200 (DEAD)

SupahKiven: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Blinded)

Sinjin: 0/1000 (DEAD) (No Right Hand) (Retard's Stick)

_goron_: 0/1000 (DEAD)

Kabbage: 150/1000 (Chemist)(Colon Cancer)

Scionwoods: 0/1000 (DEAD) (The Cursed Necklace)

Sargon of Akkad: 0/1000 (DEAD) (Sad)

MechaMage: 1000/1000

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Allies:

Robot 1: 100/100

Robot 2: 100/100


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Ally Commands:

Robot 1: "Attack Demonic Hand with claws."
Roll 7: Does 200 damage!

Robot 2: "Attack Demonic Hand with claws."
Roll 7: Does 200 damage! It died!

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Enemy Commands:

Elite Puppet Dragon: "Fire a cannonball at Kabbage. "
Roll 5: Miss.

MFA "Bake Supernerd a pie. OF DEATH! "
Roll 4: I’m sorry ma’am, you do not succeed in baking him the pie. Frankly I think he prefers blueberry.

PowerPuffPony: "Stomp on SoberGamzee"
Roll 8: You stomp the hell out of him and deal 500 points of damage.

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Enemies:

Dread Beast: 0/2,000

Robot Lord: 0/3,000 (DEAD)

Robot King: 900/5,000 (Staff of Death) (Sapped-100)

Elite Puppet Dragon: 1,500/3,000 (Swift) (Brute) (Deadly Sloth)

Chinese Puppet Dragon 2: 0/500 (DEAD)

Chinese Puppet Dragon 4: 0/500 (DEAD)

Chinese Puppet Lizard: 0/200 (DEAD)

Prototype V5 Robot: 0/600 (DEAD) (Clumsy)

Demonic Right Hand: 0/250
---Wall: 0/500

Mother from Another Dimension: 1000/1000

PowerPuffPony: 1500/1500

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Weapons:


Staff of Death (Robot Lord)
-Can revive slain allies. Must roll above an 8. Otherwise it will cause damage to the user.

Bracelet of Common Sense (Supernerd)
-Prevents the user from rolling a 1.
-Sadly it also prevents the user from rolling a 10.

Scythe of Undeath (hero122)
-If you kill a monster with a roll of 8 or more, the monster is resurrected as a ally!
-Cannot harm Undead
-1 in 5 chance to poison user

Spatial Rift Blade (swampmist1142)
X1.2 damage
+2 to rolls involving the control of space
-Being made of a spacial rift means that it causes me to take x3 damage when I roll low.
-Weights a decent amount.
-2 to rolls involving time, because I'm specializing in space by using this.

The Cursed Necklace (Scionwoods) (Runhidesurvive)
-Deals 100 damage to wearer per turn
-A roll of 2 is lowered to 1

Retard's Stick (Sinjin)
/5 Attack Damage
+On a roll of 7 or more causes the enemy too burst out laughing at the pathetic attack. It will stun them for 3 turns.
=A roll of 10 has a chance of breaking the stick, but it stuns the enemy for 10 turns.

Science Scraper (kabbage)
+Can gather substances outside of battle
-Cannot be used as a weapon in battle

Ghost Robes (Psychout)
+ Allows a dead person to continue living with Ghost status.
- Prevents people from interacting with you until you remove them, if you remove them you die
- Can not harm enemies until you remove them

BATTLESHREDDER (Exkirby)
+2 to all rolls involving non-combat magic.
-2 to everything else

Monument of Effort (Supernerd)
+Increases the roll of whoever just did the update for this game by two.

Teleportation Potion (kabbage)
+Allows one guaranteed attack roll of 9 on an enemy.
-Can only be used once obviously.

Rok Arrows (RokRokRok)
+Normal & Special (Smokescreen, Posion)
- Takes an extra turn to get specialized arrows ready.
- Minus Rolls if truly Special Arrows.

Necklace of Truth (RokRokRok)
+/- Magic does not affect the wearer

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Abilities/Buffs:

Swift:
-Units who are swift can do two attacks in one turn.
-All enemies have to score above a 6 to attack successfully.
-All enemy's attacks do 1.3 more damage.

Brute:
-Brute units do 1.5 more damage when using a melee attack.
-Melee attacks have to score a roll above 7 to have the damage boost.
-1.5 less damage for range attacks.
-All attacks against the Brute unit will be divided by 1.2.

Clumsy:
-Unit must score a roll above 7 to be successful.

Healing:
+Heals the affected unit 30 points per turn if not attacking.
-Doesn't increase a dead unit's health.

Deadly Sloth:
+Removes the Swift buff from the targeted unit.[/QUOTE]

Colon Cancer:
-stunned every 3 turns
+chance of dealing 100 points of random damage the same turn they are stunned