MSPA Comic Discussion [S] Calliope: Exit

08-01-2012, 08:07 PM #2176

DAAAAAAAARLING/Knight of Hope

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Disclaimer: May contain [REDACTED].

HAHAHAHA, oh, that's clever. This is a clever person.

To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.

My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.

Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.

He shoots plot. With his gun.

The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.

Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)

1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞

42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology

Cats in Human Suits:

60. Ro
61. Lal

+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.

And, of course...

The MultiiUniversal Gambit Theory!

How Homestuck will probably end!

It's made of the finest crack money can buy!

Have a look!*

VERSION THREE. IT'S LESS SHIT THAN IT WAS BEFORE!

*Side note: Less crap, but still kind of messy, and it's arguments lack in places.

DEBUNKED*

*It's dead, gG.

They're all dead, gG.

Every theory is dead, gG
They're all dead, gG.

The greatest quotes. Ever.

Originally Posted by TyeDyeHumps

So are the words "Olive Garden" some sort of magic phrase that shatters the Internet when spoken by Hussie?

Originally Posted by Dakloze Duif

The plot thickens.

This entire post by Fish.

Originally Posted by colwag

WELL IF SHE WON OR GOT AWAY OR SOMETHING SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN A NAP

OR MAYBE SHE ROLLED NAPTIME AFTER A. AWAKENING WORE OFF

AND EVERYBODY GOT A BINKIE AND CURLED UP FOR A MOMENT TO SNOOZE

Emotes

By Stormspirit

shadowedAngel

NotPete

My tales of adventure!

Backstory, as written by Fish.

Originally Posted by Fish

One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.

sorry vriska fans it just sort of popped out

08-01-2012, 08:11 PM #2177

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

HAHAHAHA, oh, that's clever. This is a clever person.

Alternate suggestion: Use the MSPANotify default sound as an alarm clock.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 08:45 PM #2178

Dontrush

Chambered Nautilus

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Sorry if this has already been pointed out here but, I came across this page today:

TG: i plan on forgetting about you instantly after this conversation
GC: Y34H R1GHT
GC: YOU KNOW 1 H4V3 L3FT MY M4RK
GC: 1 4M S33R3D 1NTO YOUR R3T1N4S
GC: L1K3 4 B1G R3D SUN

I mean maybe its just referring to alternia's sun but still.

Olive Rogue Bass Intro Cover

My AO3 account.

08-01-2012, 08:46 PM #2179

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Dontrush

Sorry if this has already been pointed out here but, I came across this page today:

I mean maybe its just referring to alternia's sun but still.

ahahahahahahahaha I never noticed that "S33R3D" pun before
that is so great

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 09:02 PM #2180

genteelGunslinger

DAAAAAAAARLING/Knight of Hope

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Dontrush

Sorry if this has already been pointed out here but, I came across this page today:

I mean maybe its just referring to alternia's sun but still.

I've also seen pointed out that the sun dying in the last scene has a shape similar to that of Davesprite in it. I'll try and find the image, or create my own to demonstrate, but it is quite interesting.

To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.

My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.

Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.

He shoots plot. With his gun.

The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.

Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)

1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞

42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology

Cats in Human Suits:

60. Ro
61. Lal

+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.

And, of course...

The MultiiUniversal Gambit Theory!

How Homestuck will probably end!

It's made of the finest crack money can buy!

Have a look!*

VERSION THREE. IT'S LESS SHIT THAN IT WAS BEFORE!

*Side note: Less crap, but still kind of messy, and it's arguments lack in places.

DEBUNKED*

*It's dead, gG.

They're all dead, gG.

Every theory is dead, gG
They're all dead, gG.

The greatest quotes. Ever.

Originally Posted by TyeDyeHumps

So are the words "Olive Garden" some sort of magic phrase that shatters the Internet when spoken by Hussie?

Originally Posted by Dakloze Duif

The plot thickens.

This entire post by Fish.

Originally Posted by colwag

WELL IF SHE WON OR GOT AWAY OR SOMETHING SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN A NAP

OR MAYBE SHE ROLLED NAPTIME AFTER A. AWAKENING WORE OFF

AND EVERYBODY GOT A BINKIE AND CURLED UP FOR A MOMENT TO SNOOZE

Emotes

By Stormspirit

shadowedAngel

NotPete

My tales of adventure!

Backstory, as written by Fish.

Originally Posted by Fish

One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.

sorry vriska fans it just sort of popped out

08-01-2012, 09:04 PM #2181

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

I JUST LISTENED TO THE ALBUM AND I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT IN THAT THING I SAID SOME TIME AGO.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

08-01-2012, 09:07 PM #2182

Sindri

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Daniel990

I JUST LISTENED TO THE ALBUM AND I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT IN THAT THING I SAID SOME TIME AGO.

How do you handle being so true all the time?

08-01-2012, 09:10 PM #2183

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Sindri

How do you handle being so true all the time?

I DON'T KNOW.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

08-01-2012, 09:31 PM #2184

Tirgo

Knight of Breath

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Dontrush

Sorry if this has already been pointed out here but, I came across this page today:

I mean maybe its just referring to alternia's sun but still.

no that's pretty much completely obviously referring to the alternian sun and how it ruined the hell out of her eyes

08-01-2012, 09:33 PM #2185

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Tirgo

no that's pretty much completely obviously referring to the alternian sun and how it ruined the hell out of her eyes

Seered them right out of her sockets.
hee hee

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 09:35 PM #2186

Qmark

Lord of Hats

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Tirgo

no that's pretty much completely obviously referring to the alternian sun and how it ruined the hell out of her eyes

Or it could be referring to the second part of this flash (with the sun reflecting off Dave's shades).

Arguing over pointless things is fun.

GNOMESTUCK- Are you GNOME enough?

Birthday avatar by MW

4/13 family reunion by phantasmalDexterity

08-01-2012, 09:38 PM #2187

Tirgo

Knight of Breath

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Qmark

Or it could be referring to the second part of this flash (with the sun reflecting off Dave's shades).

Arguing over pointless things is fun.

both at the same time

hussie does callbacks that are callbacks to two different things

both of which were already callbacks

08-01-2012, 10:00 PM #2188

Kíeros

Toxic Snail Moderator

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Qmark

Arguing over pointless things is fun.

We should make this an Olympic sport. It's much better than some of the stuff. Like dressage. Seriously.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

hussie does callbacks that are callbacks to two different things, both of which were already callbacks

I think there is nothing new that Andrew can do with callbacks. And of course, having said that, he is sure to come up with a new way to do so when he comes back from this HIATUS ('hiatus' currently being replaced by the phrase "supercalifragalisticexpi-oh, hiatus! even though the sound of that will make some people hate us, if there are examiners, we hope they do not rate us, within this supercalifragi-baka, oh! hiatus!!!").

੭^_:♊૫
Jury Duty 3 MSPA Madness

True magic comes from courage of the heart.
わずかな勇気が本当の魔法
Boys and girls be ambitious.
少年少女よ大志を抱け
One step can change the world.
その一歩が世界を変える

-Evangeline AK McDowell

08-01-2012, 10:03 PM #2189

Ashendant

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Question: What the heck is this thing?

08-01-2012, 10:05 PM #2190

genteelGunslinger

DAAAAAAAARLING/Knight of Hope

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger

I've also seen pointed out that the sun dying in the last scene has a shape similar to that of Davesprite in it. I'll try and find the image, or create my own to demonstrate, but it is quite interesting.

Here you go everyone.

Make of this what you will.

Edit: Odd. the link was messed up.

Originally Posted by Ashendant

Question: What the heck is this thing?

Well, fuck.

That's scary.

Last edited by genteelGunslinger; 08-01-2012 at 10:20 PM.

To avoid confusion, but not by much ------> 'should have', 'could have', 'might have', 'would have'. Hoo hoo hoo, mm.

My avatar was probably made by someone awesome.

Suit Guy, the most genteelmanly gun-totting person in all of the Forum.

He shoots plot. With his gun.

The left one is the original made by shadowedAngel, the right was a fix by ashdenej.

Roxy's Cat Horde Name list (created by Daysi, edited onwards by me)

1. Franky
2. Doomer
3. Mr. Pajamas
4. Wollary
5. Bees
6. Whimsworth
7. Cat
8. Kittenface
9. Asshole
10. Mutton Chops
11. Robert Lolicats Fuzzmillions the Third
12. Spazmodus
13. Dexter
14. Christofur Columbus
15. Mrowindger
16. Katzoutadabag
17. Whorebibbles
18. Fudge
19. Rudolph
20. Ice Cream Cake
21. Hedwig
22. Elvis
23. Paul's Revenge (A.K.A Nepeta)
24. Doctor Reginald B. Wompa Stompa the Third
25. Buggles
26. Moosh
27. Tobias
28. Bagels
29. Leslie
30. Nigel
31. Hass
32. Also A. Closet
33. Dani
34. Bob
35. Little Bob
36. Big Bob
37. Other Bob
38. Sideways Bob
39. Bob the Doorstop
40. Littler Bob
41. Medium Bob
43. Bob from Accounting
44. Bob-a-Kadabra
45. The Artist Formerly Known as Bob
46. Bob Junior
47. Avada Katdav-ra
48. Harley
49. Chairman Meow
50. Dee-o-gee
51. Vodka Mutini (of course)
52. Vodka Leijon
53. Ash
54. Ashy
55. Asho
56. Ashionista
57. Con-Air
58. Nic Cage
59. Calypso (I put it in anyway, because of that costume, killerlamb)
63. Mew Mew the Destroyer
64. Strife
65. Snoop (drop it like it's hot)
66. Croc H
67. Di¿∞

42. The Ultimate Answer To Catnips, Yarn Balls and Ectobiology

Cats in Human Suits:

60. Ro
61. Lal

+several more named Jane, Dani, and Dave and majority named Rocy and Vriska Jr.

And, of course...

The MultiiUniversal Gambit Theory!

How Homestuck will probably end!

It's made of the finest crack money can buy!

Have a look!*

VERSION THREE. IT'S LESS SHIT THAN IT WAS BEFORE!

*Side note: Less crap, but still kind of messy, and it's arguments lack in places.

DEBUNKED*

*It's dead, gG.

They're all dead, gG.

Every theory is dead, gG
They're all dead, gG.

The greatest quotes. Ever.

Originally Posted by TyeDyeHumps

So are the words "Olive Garden" some sort of magic phrase that shatters the Internet when spoken by Hussie?

Originally Posted by Dakloze Duif

The plot thickens.

This entire post by Fish.

Originally Posted by colwag

WELL IF SHE WON OR GOT AWAY OR SOMETHING SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN A NAP

OR MAYBE SHE ROLLED NAPTIME AFTER A. AWAKENING WORE OFF

AND EVERYBODY GOT A BINKIE AND CURLED UP FOR A MOMENT TO SNOOZE

Emotes

By Stormspirit

shadowedAngel

NotPete

My tales of adventure!

Backstory, as written by Fish.

Originally Posted by Fish

One day when young to the plains of Com'yc Descu'Sion, genteelGunslinger came across a small hole in the ground. He wasn't sure if he could fit his whole body in, so he stuck his head in.
A voice called up, "Who blocks the sky?"
"Someone is down here?" GG wondered incredulously. As the inspiration for the tales of Indiana Jones, Bing Crosby was known to never fear adventure. He pulled his head out of the hole and retrieved his pick from his pack. A few swift strokes allowed him to hop down into the darkness.
A hand grabbed his and pulled him up. "I am Everanix. Welcome to the cult of Vriska." cute of Vriska
"Who are you? I mean, I know your name. But why are you living in a tiny hole in the ground? This doesn't seem like much of a place for a cult."
"I thought it was a pipe. I wanted to flyyyyyyyy!"
GG, vaguely disconcerted, retrieved his lighter. "What are you, that you could fit into such a small hole?"
"I am Vriska." Before he could click the flaring device, Everanix flashstepped it out of his hands and held the flame to a torch. GG shuddered as he heard choruses of, "I am Vriska" echoing out beyond the feeble light. He heard a skittering as little girls with grey skin and horns crawled along the walls towards him.
"I'm"
"I'm not sure if I'm okay with this."
"I'm sorry if our appearance frightens you. We can assume our normal faces, if that would better please your honour." A voice from the far end of the cave, which seemed to be over a hundred metres in length.

sorry vriska fans it just sort of popped out

08-01-2012, 10:07 PM #2191

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Kíeros

We should make this an Olympic sport. It's much better than some of the stuff. Like dressage. Seriously.

If there was a 'pointless arguments' section of the Olympics, my family would all be gold-medal winners.
AW SNAPPPPPPPP

Sorry, I'm kind of really bored.

I think there is nothing new that Andrew can do with callbacks. And of course, having said that, he is sure to come up with a new way to do so when he comes back from this HIATUS ('hiatus' currently being replaced by the phrase "supercalifragalisticexpi-oh, hiatus! even though the sound of that will make some people hate us, if there are examiners, we hope they do not rate us, within this supercalifragi-baka, oh! hiatus!!!").

No, no, it should be pre-and-postfaced with ellipses and said in italics.

I can't wait until this...hiatus...is over.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 10:12 PM #2192

crash826

vote Annie for skeletonlasses

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Ashendant

Question: What the heck is this thing?

Gigyas?

Originally Posted by HarMegidon

I just am asking why she is selling sausages at a funeral.

Originally Posted by inexpediency

Everyone is a hedgehog...on the inside.

Originally Posted by Tesseract

On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob

Originally Posted by Jitka

fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate

that is my favorite hexametaphosphate

Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense

Originally Posted by Catbread

Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.

Originally Posted by ranasan

Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.

18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!

08-01-2012, 10:21 PM #2193

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Seered them right out of her sockets.
hee hee

I sea what you did there

wait

Originally Posted by Tirgo

both at the same time

hussie does callbacks that are callbacks to two different things

both of which were already callbacks

You are all wrong because you are all stupid idiots.

Originally Posted by Ashendant

Question: What the heck is this thing?

I noticed that too.

I'm not sure what it is,

but it's watching me.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Sorry, I'm kind of really bored.

Don't worry,

I have arrived.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

I can't wait until this...hiatus...is over.

I am dying of MSPA deficiency.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

08-01-2012, 10:27 PM #2194

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

I sea what you did there

wait

You heard it elsewhere first.

Don't worry,

I have arrived.

Da dada duuuuuuuun!

Unfortunately, I've already resorted to reading fanfic to keep me amused. It's too late for me! Go, save yourselves!

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 10:29 PM #2195

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

I've actually resorted to having a

-gasp-

social life

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN.

Which is why I'm acting especially silly right now.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

08-01-2012, 10:31 PM #2196

Tirgo

Knight of Breath

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

hahahahahaha

talking to people

off the internet

ahahaha

oh you silly motherfucker

08-01-2012, 10:32 PM #2197

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Tirgo

hahahahahaha

talking to people

off the internet

ahahaha

oh you silly motherfucker

I know, right?

We saw Ice Age 4. Man that series has been driven into the ground. It was really ridiculous but I had a good time.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

08-01-2012, 10:34 PM #2198

Kíeros

Toxic Snail Moderator

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

No, no, it should be pre-and-postfaced with ellipses and said in italics.

You cannot do italics with this program, though. If I could, then that would be perfect.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Unfortunately, I've already resorted to reading fanfic to keep me amused. It's too late for me! Go, save yourselves!

Wait, is it good fanfic, or bad fanfic. That makes a big difference.

੭^_:♊૫
Jury Duty 3 MSPA Madness

True magic comes from courage of the heart.
わずかな勇気が本当の魔法
Boys and girls be ambitious.
少年少女よ大志を抱け
One step can change the world.
その一歩が世界を変える

-Evangeline AK McDowell

08-01-2012, 10:34 PM #2199

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

I've actually resorted to having a

-gasp-

social life

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN.

Which is why I'm acting especially silly right now.

whaaaaaaaat

Man, it's been a while since I've gotten to use that.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Wait, is it good fanfic, or bad fanfic. That makes a big difference.

uh
probably bad
but it's better than most?
the first one I tried was pretty badly unexplainedly OOC so I put it down pretty fast
the second one is okay so far but I'm keeping an eye on it because its subject matter is infamously horrible in general
probably because it's one of those fandom favorite pairings so a lot of bad stuff is made for it
I read a really good one for it a while ago though so I figure I should give it a few more chances
not like I have anything I'd rather be doing that I can do

Last edited by bloodyEmissary; 08-01-2012 at 10:40 PM.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

08-01-2012, 10:51 PM #2200

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: [S] Calliope: Exit

Guys look

this Jane is so cute

I don't think I can dislike her any longer.

I really hope that she gets more interesting though, because right now her character just doesn't grab me like the other kids, y'know?

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

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