0003: Well...
0003: It would seem the least worthy among us has ascended to freedom.
0001: He's in the real world now?
0003: From what I can tell, that's the case, yes.
0003: I need you two to promise me that you won't run off into that save point, do you swear?
0001: I would never.
Amoria: You think I'm gonna leave the man who saved me behind? I don't think so, naw.
0003: Wonderful.
0003: Alright, so let's come up with a plan.
0003: Anyone have any ideas?.
Amoria: How bout' we rub that magic lamp?
0001: I have no objections.
0003: Well, to be quite honest, it could be a trap.
0001: Do you really think it's a trap? That's my friend you know.
0003: You know that genie?
0001: Yes, she was my ally for about twelve minutes!
0003: Twelve minutes...? Well, fair enough I suppose.
0003: Not like anyone gets much time to meet each other in this game.
0001: It's settled then!
0001: ...
0001: So, who wants to rub it?
0003: ...
Amoria: ...
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To B, or not to B--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous mechas
Or to take arms against a sea of Stelens
And by opposing, failing. To fail, to die--
No end--and by a fail, we mean we end
His moustache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh to hair is. 'Tis a consummation
devoured at a whim. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the Derse,
For in that sleep of Derse what horror comes
When we have shuffled off this beta-self,
Must give rebirth. There's the ascent
That makes calamity an elong. life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's stabs, the Prospitan's crown'd glow
The pangs of caliginous love, kis-missed,
The insolence of agents, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' low pawn takes,
When she herself might her end zone meet
With a regisword? Who would vagrants bear,
To blink and sweat under an endless sun,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered bubbles, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles that kill,
And makes us rather bear sudoku cubes
Than fly to those doors that we know not of?
Thus par'dox does make exiles of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the low caste distraught,
And enterprise of great pitch and oil slick
With this regard air currents turn awry
And lose the name of den'zen. -- Soft you now,
The fair miss Cyanide! -- Nymph, in thy dress
Be all my scars dismembered.
Originally Posted by EnigmaticTart
Actually, Hussie is running this, he just doesn't want anyone to know. He actually created every account in this thread and is going back and forth making it seem like multiple people throwing this thing together, but in the end he's going to publish the musical and it's going to be such a hit that everyone flocks to this thread but surprise, everyone's the hussie.
I'm the hussie.
You're the hussie.
We're all the hussie.
Originally Posted by Dirk
TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
TT: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to "mean it," but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you "mean it" then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.
SBaHAJ: The Muesicall
Originally Posted by autoglassmasterclass
And here's a SBaHJ rap. fell down the stairs, wuonnded my nee
AHAHAHA omfg
just how high do you have to be
to see
in my dream im the star, its ME
nothin but net, its like ahlly'yooze
LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of booz
the sock distaction was a ruse?
you just gotta know what ANGEL to use.....
i put JELLY........... on this hot god today
ohhhh kaaaaaay.......
youget the new hot game that everones buzzing about these day
who would even make these conksuck boots anyway
brah time to get my game on no what i say
Originally Posted by TheLastBanana
Now this is a story all about how
My nancho party got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my nanchos got suspended in mid-air
Through the recipe zone I had grazed
At least enough to enter, I was brave
Chillin' out, bein' a useless piece of shit and all
Makin' some nanchos 'cause that's what I do
When fuckin dumpass tripped me up by the foot
Sent my nachos grande flyin' faster than they should
I said "shit bro you got me really damn scared
shit now look Einstein, they're falling through the air."
Jeff said "Who were you expectin', the easter bunn-ay?"
I couldn't say anything else but "Oh kayyyy"
And then he's he's starin' at the nanchos and his eye contact, he won't break it
I said "a picture would last longer, you might as well take it"
So the shutter goes off with a beveled blue "SNAP"
And sure enough, the picture did last
He said "Ahahahahaha he was right
this shit's lasting forever all right"
Then he noticed that the bathroom was near
Decided that was where he should park his rear
Bathroom trips that long are rare
So I shouted "You done with the nachons in there?"
I banged on the door until seven or eight
And yelled "JEGUS FUCK" with rage and hate
When finally from the bathrom
Jeff started actin' fair
He slid the nachos back to me 'neath the door to his lair
Originally Posted by Nopad
A Bro who went by handle "Sweet"
Concerned himself with games to play.
As such, he did not watch his feet
And started falling straightaway.
If only he had placed his cares
In those who loved him. No such thing:
For Jeff had warned about the stairs,
But Bro ignored. It kept happening.
The stairs! The endless stairs! Why had
He never listened t'what was told?
His list of faults would always add.
If only he were not so bold.
Because Jeff's warnings went unheeded,
Bro mistakes always repeated.
MY SBURB TITLES
Classes which have been applied to me: Mage, Seer, Knight, Sylph.
Aspects which have been applied to me:Time, Doom, Heart, Space, Plot.
>Draw straws for the reraining save point.
>Wish for the remaining two of you to be taken to a timeline where the save points have not been used.
>Use save points.
When you stare into the abyss make sure to stand in front of the sun so that when the abyss stares back it is blinded.
> 0001: You have the most experience with these things. You rub it.
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
> 0001: Rub Karkata's Lamp and ask for four more save points. Then wish for Ameilia
> 0001: Wish.
DIALOGLOG
Karkata: HEY 0001, LONG TIME NO SEE.
0001: Karkata! You're a genie!
Karkata: WHAT?
Karkata: NO WAY!
Karkata: I HADN'T EVEN NOTICED, THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT.
Karkata: ...
0001: Oh, well, you're welcome?
Karkata: YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE SARCASM THING ARE YOU?
0001: No, sorry.
0003: Sorry to interrupt that important conversation-
0001: Oh, there's more sarcasm!
0003: Silence. Imbecile.
0003: Anyways, as I was saying...
0003: Karkata, you're a genie, does that mean you can grant wishes?
Karkata: NO I JUST SIT HERE AND FLOAT AND BE A SMART ASS.
0003: ..........
Karkata: OF COURSE I CAN GRANT WISHES.
0003: Right then! Alright, so let's just wish for four more save points.
0003: I wish for four more save points.
Karkata: COMING RIGHT UP...
Karkata: ...
Karkata: .........
Karkata: ...............
Karkata: AAAANY SECOND NOW- HEY WAIT WHAT'S THIS?
0003: What ever is it?
Karkata: There's this voice in my head...
Karkata: "Genie Feedback: You cannot manipulate meta-game objects with your powers. 1/3 Wishes used."
0001: Hey! We didn't even get to make a wish!
Karkata: I didn't make the rules...
0003: Oh... Well that's unfortunate.
0003: Well, at least you could bring us the maiden Amelia, yes? I wish Amelia was here.
Karkata: On it...
Karkata: ...
Karkata: .........
Karkata: ...............
Karkata: "Genie Feedback: Player no longer exists. 2/3 Wishes used."
0001: WHAT?!
0003: Calm down... Perhaps she already escaped into the real world?
0001: I doubt it.
0003: Nevertheless, we only have one wish left. We had better make good use of it.
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> Wish to be a genie. That way you can effectively get three more shots at this.
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
Karkata: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
Karkata: NOW BEFORE YOU WISH FOR SOMETHING EXCEEDINGLY STUPID,
Karkata: LIKE A MAGIC SANDWICH,
Karkata: OR THAT YOUR INVALID WISHES WEREN'T WASTED,
Karkata: OR THAT YOU BECAME A GENIE,
Karkata: OR FOR 0003 AND AMORIA TO BE TRANSPORTED TO SAVE POINTS,
Karkata: OR FOR THE PARTY TO BE SENT TO THE HALL OF INFINITE SAVE POINTS,
Karkata: I WANT YOU TO STOP AND REALIZE THAT THOSE WISHES ARE ALL GOING TO BE DENIED.
Karkata: IF YOU WISH AGAIN I'M GOING TO GET SUCKED BACK INTO THIS LAMP.
Karkata: AND IF YOU DO THAT, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET BACK OUT BECAUSE A PARTY CAN ONLY SUMMON THE SAME GENIE ONCE.
Karkata: THAT MEANS I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE A SAVE POINT AND SURVIVE.
0001: Hmm...
Karkata: 'HMMM' WHAT?
Karkata: ISSUE CLOSED. NO MORE WISHES. LET'S JUST FIND MORE SAVE POINTS SOME OTHER WAY.
0001: Well... I suppose.
0003: Considering the circumstances I feel as though there is nary another alternative.
Amoria: A'ight so what exactly do you want us to do?
5x Command use combo
Last edited by Crono30067; 10-17-2012 at 12:14 AM.