You think you're starting to remember who this guy is. He was chasing you in space for some reason, so you deactivated all your ship's energy systems to elude his sensors. While drifting through space, in a lapse of intelligence, you decided to take some mind capsules and crash on this planet.
You're still not sure why this guy is after you, but you do know he's incredibly dangerous, and the sooner you get rid of him, the better.
Well, that didn't work. You're going to have to come up with something else.
Realizing you can't defeat him in combat, you challenge this droog to a dance-off, hoping his name is in fact Hearts Boxcars, a notoriously bad dancer, and not Dancing Demon.
Droog? Perhaps a good title for a petty criminal, but not for one of your status. You are the Depraved Dispatcher.
And you're not in the mood to dance.
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>Nooooooooo! Not poor Kiilek! You minster!
> DD: Stylishly fuck shit up.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
In trollian culture, this is considered a great honor. It symbolizes a young troll's ascent to maturity, and marks his receipt of the great gift of responsibility. This is something to be celebrated, as you can now commence adulthood and can be a productive part of trollian society. You should be proud.
Fuck that! You liked your horn!
He looks furious! You must have seriously hurt him!
You're always stylish when it comes to dispatching people. You don't even see a point to fighting if there's no style involved. A fighter without style is like a ring without a diamond. That is to say -
Shit he teleported away.
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An original adventure with an unoriginal title! Enjoy! http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?49498-Trollbound
> DD: Make sure he doesn't reappear behind you.
"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?" -- Chuck Palahniuk
pesterchum - cynicalDoomster/xeroticDeceiver
Accidentally teleport to space and die of asphyxiation
> Re-appear in your room at the start of the story, warn yourself to not go outside.