Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition: Round Two!

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Did the WtichHunt forums go up from maintenance or whatever when I wasn't looking?

[Raptarion]

Apparently we're not relocating until some things are worked out and the new forums are ready. Smooth transition and what not. I'm guessing this means we have a few more days until we move. (Don't quote me on that.)

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

That's what I remembered it being. And the point is, once we relocate, this topic will be closed. In fact, the sound of things implies these forums will be archived, THEN the WitchHunt forums will be linked to.

It is thus entirely probable that even if I am there at the instant the WitchHunt link is put up to signify the move, it will be literally impossible for me to post a link in this topic. That's the source of my confusion earlier as to the WitchHunt forums [not] being ready to go. It all centers around this phrase:

I'm Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

So deificAnuran had a really good idea.

Which I took and adapted into a really bad one.

Let's keep going until this topic dies, but since it's gonna go soon let's not at the same time.

Here's what we're gonna do: no points will be kept track of in the long run, I'll judge first one, maybe all of them if people like that idea. Either way, we're not doing the Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition.

Until the first post in the WitchHunt forums is made, we are specifically doing the NOT a Homestuck Caption Competition. I and others (possibly just I if people like the idea) will google image search for the phrase "Not Homestuck", quotes optional, and choose one of those pictures to post in this caption competition. Parameters adjustable, any page. The further or closer you can get to or from something related to Homestuck, the better. But no posting any panels from the comic itself. For example, our first picture:



Credit for picture goes to burnthetreasure's deviantart page.

[Xyxoz]

As winner of the previous competition I support this idea.
Also

You have absolutely no memory of scribbling demons and harlequins on your precious posters. Now sexy bunnies on the other hand...

[Raptarion]

The choice to make the "Where the wild things are" movie a psychological case study of a young man obsessed with small stuffed animals was an... interesting one to say the least.

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This feels like a stretch even by my standards.

[deificAnuran]

You try to think of a caption for this picture but are thoroughly distracted by your inner Homestuck screaming "JOHN'S FINGERNAILS ARE YELLOW THAT'S NOT CANON THAT'S NOT CANON THAAAAAT'S NOOOT CAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOON"

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This is so much better than my idea. I can't wait to have to caption stuff like this

[youdont12know]

John's coming out party was not what anyone excpected.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

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As winner of the previous competition I support this idea.

Just as clarification, we will be picking up where we left off re:the regular caption competition as soon as the WitchHunt gets started. If this proves popular/goes on long enough, we may even make a topic completely for this specific kind of CC.

[Flare-Dragon]

As much as this romance between boy and bunny is cute, how did John even get to LOFAF?

[2Cre@te]

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You try to think of a caption for this picture but are thoroughly distracted by your inner Homestuck screaming "JOHN'S FINGERNAILS ARE YELLOW THAT'S NOT CANON THAT'S NOT CANON THAAAAAT'S NOOOT CAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOON"

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This is so much better than my idea. I can't wait to have to caption stuff like this

Dammit, I was going to say that.

John, where the actual hell are you?
Did you seriously take the bunny to LOFAF?
You know there's no boxes there right?
John? Oh hell no.

[Todd Ingram]

Andrew Hussie's cinematic take on The Velveteen Rabbit was a little unorthodox, but just as heartwarming.

[avidGamer]

>KISS IT
>KISS THAT RABBIT YOU WIMP

[causticlyOptimitious]

As if romance wasn't already complicated enough, here we see John exploring the newly-invented bunny quadrant.

[Xyxoz]

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Just as clarification, we will be picking up where we left off re:the regular caption competition as soon as the WitchHunt gets started. If this proves popular/goes on long enough, we may even make a topic completely for this specific kind of CC.

Oh okay. I'm still gonna win.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

What the bear is thinking: "John-sempai finally noticed me~"

[Druplesnubb]

i must kiss the bunny!, he shouted.
NO JOHN, Karkat said. I AM THE BUNNY.
And then John was a homosexual.

[BenBen]

uu: MAKE THE MALE EAT THE BuNNY

[FrigidPyro]

You are my very special someone, Mr Bear, and even if people don't understand our love, we will still stand strong!

[CrimsonMage]

For once, John cannot put the bunny back in the box.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

SO thanks to the timely reopening of these forums and the ferocious generosity exhibited by Drillgorg (who has allowed me to make a singular post here to link to the specific topic in the WitchHunt forums), I'm able to link to the WitchHunt forums after all!

In fact, here the link is! If youdont12know doesn't update soon, I'll take over judging for a round so we can continue.

[DerpNuke42]

Plushrump: The play