Nix

[Everanix]

WELCOME TO NIX

Nix is my latest (and probably most self-indulgent) project, wherein I am a lazy bum so I need orders from strangers to motivate me. The only reason the main character is me is because I can't be bothered to be creative about this so HURRAH LAZINESS.

I'm not a really secretive person so if other characters show up in this they'll likely as not be blatant facsimiles of existing people so SORRY IF YOU END UP IN HERE I GUESS, family and friends who barely know what the internet is anyway.

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Our story begins in a room. My room.



Oh shit there I am now.

I look upset.

Oh right, I am upset. I'm upset because I have nothing to do.

Tell me what to do.

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Author's Note: No, the art will probably not get much better, unless something really cool ends up happening. This is mostly just for fun/practice anyway.
Author's Note's Note: The art actually does get marginally better, I promise.

[Sixteen]

>Tell us your name.

[genteelGunslinger]

>Nix: Have a sudden and startling epiphany.

[xqz]

Retrieve arms from chest
Wash your boots
Examine room

[Everanix]

>Tell us your name.

Seriously, dude? You can't figure out the main character's name in a self-insert story where the title is a shortened version of the author's name? Seriously?

Unless you meant you wanted my actual name, in which case this is my self-insert and I'm gonna pretend all my friends and family call me by my online handle because I honestly like it better.

(My name is Sarah, though, if that actually was your question, because who cares if anyone knows your first name, right? What, are you gonna steal my credit information with only one of the most common names in the United States to go on? That's just silly.)

My name is Everanix, and I go by Eve, Evve, Ever, Nixxy, and my favorite nickname, Nix.

>Nix: Have a sudden and startling epiphany.

OH SHIT YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY I HAD TO DO THAT THING AT THE PLACE AND AKDJFNSDG I'M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE DFNDSKDFGDFGHFG OH NO

Retrieve arms from chest
Wash your boots
Examine room

Although at this point it's useless to actually worry about it, since I'm in deep shit no matter what, so I might as well chill on the bed for a while and let some strangers check out my room.

Look see, there's my bed, and my nightstand where I keep my hidden candy stash pencils and notebooks, and the tall dresser where I keep all my crap.



WHOA OTHER SIDE OKAY a little warning next time would be nice thanks.

There's a dresser with actual clothes in it (no, I'm totally serious), there's my bookshelf in the background....I even have a door. Whoo.

Okay, so now what.

*NOW WH4T

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[Holly]

> Do you still have tmme to do tha thing at that place today?
time* that*

[Askia]

quick! board the train

[PumpkinMan]

Books! You must have a book on hand for emergencies. Equip yourself with your favorite/whichever one fits in hand/whichever's closest.

[Kíeros]

> Go to that place and do the thing, hopefully more specifically than that.

[Everanix]

quick! board the train

The only trains around here ship cattle and cargo. I am neither.

Books! You must have a book on hand for emergencies. Equip yourself with your favorite/whichever one fits in hand/whichever's closest.

I grab one of my favorite books by one of my favorite authors, which I just so happen to have retrieved from my best friend Essu the other day while I was supposed to be out doing that thing. Speaking of which...

> Do you still have tmme to do tha thing at that place today?
time* that*

> Go to that place and do the thing, hopefully more specifically than that.

I don't actually.....remember what it is?

Sorry, I really suck at remembering things.

Dang though, it was important.

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[Tirgo]

>Suddenly discover you are roommates with Tirgo, hilarity ensues

alternately

>Write filthy gore-related Doctor Who fanfiction

[Twisted Fireblaze]

Find hat throw down for no reason

[ArmsAreLoud]

I second retrieve Arms from chest, by the way.

[thereminBeholder]

>Nix: Scour room for treasure! Or a memo or something.

[avolitionalArtisan]

Nix: Be awesome

[Alrik]

>Look if there is some kind of reminder for that thing you had to do.

[knottedOdyssey]

>Moo like a cow and eat your sock
alternately
>Exposit on book

[Askia]

go play with a rainpuddle

[Everanix]

>Suddenly discover you are roommates with Tirgo, hilarity ensues

alternately

>Write filthy gore-related Doctor Who fanfiction

Wow, I would really not like either of those things to happen.

Well okay, I'd like for one of those things to happen, but forum rules/don't want to make people uncomfortable/there will be other ways to show off how much of a weirdo I am.

Find hat throw down for no reason

The only hat I have is a baseball cap, and I don't think it deserves that kind of treatment. I mean I never even wear it because hats and I just don't look good together. That's gotta be a pretty sad existence for a hat, really....never being worn or loved....

Actually screw it throwing things is always fun.



....I got a little carried away there.

I second retrieve Arms from chest, by the way.

Oh yeah, this thing. I've been wondering what it is. I should probably be more worried about small hypnotic ladies in my dresser but....nah.

Maybe this was the thing I was supposed to do? Feed her? Take her for a walk? Kill her maybe?

Probably not.

Just gonna close this drawer now.

>Look if there is some kind of reminder for that thing you had to do.

>Nix: Scour room for treasure! Or a memo or something.

Okay so you know how up in the first picture of my room it says "room may be messier than it appears"? That was kind of an understatement. My bed, dressers, and part of the floor are basically all heaps of books and papers I never got around to sorting. If there's something in here....well frankly my time is better spent guessing what it was.

Not that I'm suggesting that. Actually, now that I think about it, I was at Essu's house yesterday to get my book back. I might have mentioned to her what the thing is! It's risky business to leave the house without permission, though (17 though I may be, my parents are very strict), and a run-in with my mother before I figure out what "the thing" is would be....unpleasant. To say the least.

So what'll it be? Dig through the mess for clues? Try to sneak out? TAKE A THIRD OPTION?

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Nix: Be awesome

[PumpkinMan]

Clearly you must Solid Snake your way out of the house. First step: find a cardboard box.

[thereminBeholder]

Summon one of your foreign internet friends to help you!

[Wacom Guy]

Eat a snake.

[Essu]

>Call Essu and proceed to have a feelings jam on the paper mound.

[xqz]

Disregard stealth, roll straight out the door

[Candor]

> Choose your weapon. If you have to leave your house to figure out what you forgot, you might as well be prepared for your mother.