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05-24-2013, 11:30 AM #1476
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Re: Nix

A hug? You know what that calls for?

>Everyone: Group hug!

English isn't my mother tongue, please excuse me if I make mistakes.

This thread is a project of mine, I hope you like D&D
Check this out if you like Minecraft.

And this is my tumblr I guess...

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Originally Posted by caveDraconem

Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

Originally Posted by Onsheka

On a scale of Tavros to Bustin', how good do you feel?

Originally Posted by JonahSanctferum

Logical conclusion: Jack would have a much better chance of survival if he was a pair of sunglasses.

Originally Posted by Qmark

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Dad literally keeps a piece of paper inside his body at all times so that when John transforms into him he can find this note on himself.

A good father is prepared for any situation, up to and including his son being given the ability to channel his ghost with dice he received from an alien.

Originally Posted by AmphiDsf

You can't beat J in a Seriousness off, he is simply the seriousest there is.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

>Punch the idea of punches

with the idea of punches

in the idea of faces

> Then immediately follow up with a DIVE KICK.

Originally Posted by Prin Pardus

“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”

Originally Posted by Prin Pardus

Might as well call me PM
'cuz I always deliver

Originally Posted by memento vivere

sexy fish-woman wiles

Originally Posted by orangenelly

Equius could get his own harem anime.
50 shades of Aradias.

Originally Posted by Bearstronaut

I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.

He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.

Originally Posted by Soadreqm

Alternate theory: Caliborn's session is actually what a normal Sburb session is supposed to be like. The TRUE PURPOSE of the game is to kill your co-players and become an immortal time-traveling demon. All the stuff about growing a universe frog is just a failsafe, a bullshit spare adventure the game tosses up if more than one player successfully enters the game for whatever reason.

There's always something stopping you from successfully deploying the Genesis Frog. Not enough time to find the last frog that would make the universe stable, too much teen drama, interference from outside the session, not enough prototypings. And the reason is that it is actually flat out impossible. The frog is just there to distract you from the fact that you already lost your chance at the ULTIMATE REWARD when you failed to murder your ecto-siblings.

Originally Posted by littlelovelyivy

All of the Lalondes and all of the Maryams, in a big pile, making out.

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

You too aren't really in the same league, actually. You (Vyro P. Dragon III) are mostly the "Stop having fun, guys" Jerk, while Kíeros is more like a Bored Insufferable Jerk.

You both get an award.

Originally Posted by invisibleTerrarium

Haha. Yeah, magic powers and cheerful innocence, Corona's not the sharpest tool on the christmas tree.

Originally Posted by Soadreqm

The entire troll species is collectively banging its mom.

Originally Posted by Bonzo

Originally Posted by le_narwhal

SO MUCH HAPPY CONTAINED IN ONE THREAD.

Our thread here is best thread When the happy leaches out into the rest of the Forum, our task will be complete. And I'll become a beautiful butterfly or something.

Originally Posted by Chizita

When the subject of forumite bromance is, well,

bro-ached, ...
((Follow this quote to read an amazing comment about Forumite Bro triads. Seriously, go read it.))

Originally Posted by Everanix

((Read this post to see two great pictures nix made of me))

Originally Posted by writerlyAmbition

villains are sexy, and always have more fun.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Oh! You're welcome! I'm glad you had fun with this. These kinds of threads are really what I feel the forum is all about. Somewhere where forumites can come together and have a good time in a way which doesn't take up numerous threads or delve into unsavory territory. And most of all, people grew closer. Holiday cheer indeed!

Originally Posted by The_Codfish

Of course it's a delusion. Bluh. This should be obvious. Especially to all you guys, since you're all just figments of my own fragmented psyche that I came up with to cope with the horrific realization that no work of fiction like Homestuck could ever exist in real life.

Once I wake up, I'll forget all about this Homestuck business, but will forever be unsatisfied due to my longing of what could have been.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Pokémon. It's just an AU where all of the animals are awesome.

Originally Posted by ToxicBread

~funny comment that is to long for me to sigquote snop~

Originally Posted by wafflegear

true insane is the default setting as far as I can tell, and some of us are driven to terrible acts of sanity on occasion.

Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete

So I did a thing...

Originally Posted by Druplesnubb

I think I got pretty lucky, what with the Cresselia/Darkrai combo, the BDSM/beastiality implications with Gligar, the transsexual Nidoking and the horny plantimals.

SPECULARNAODM!

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05-24-2013, 12:45 PM #1477
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Re: Nix

Originally Posted by OverlordJ

A hug? You know what that calls for?

>Everyone: Group hug!

Seconding the group hug.

DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN

READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS

Also FantrollsV

Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying.
Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Land of Cotton and Candy.

Good Quote, Best Ship.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.

Yes, good.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?

Y/HY/HFY
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05-24-2013, 01:16 PM #1478
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Re: Nix

Tako Luka: Appear.
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05-24-2013, 01:49 PM #1479
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Re: Nix

>Everyone: ENGAGE GROUP HUG.

Arms Needs A Place To Stay my deviantART tumblr
Fanventures I like:

NEPETAQUEST2011
Chelsea
Terrastuck
Heartstuck
Nightfall
Autotherapy

Homestuck Fanfics I like:

Schoolgirlstuck
Knitting, or, My Life In Yarn: A Rose Lalonde Story
till human voices wake us, and we drown
The Proverbial Straw
Red Velvet, Black Velvet
Show the Lights
Candlelight and Clockwork
You Are My Sunshine
Violetescence
In which four children play god
Kcutsemoh
Frontierstuck
To Oblivion and Back
Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle
Like the Sea Over Sand
Time on Our Side
Not What We Planned On
Closing Time
Trust in Rust
The Kids Aren't Alright
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05-24-2013, 03:40 PM #1480
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Re: Nix

>Be surprised.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
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Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

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05-24-2013, 08:11 PM #1481
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Re: Nix

Originally Posted by Kíeros

> Get revenge for her surprise attack with your tentacles.

I'll second this.

Sigquotes, my Soundcloud, and folders for Kanaya, the Derse Siblings, and General-JWJ's SBaHJ-style comics below!
This is what's up with the colorful candycorns. Don't see one suited for you? ADD IT.

Mythical's Muzak

(Banners by the wonderful mysteriousOutsider)

Originally Posted by creativeArse

Originally Posted by Cassie

Kanaya's ass needs to God Tier.

Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;

Shut the hell up.

I WILL FIGHT YOU

Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre

Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs

Originally Posted by shinyjiggly

So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound

Originally Posted by Githe

TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by Conspicuous

She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!

She loses fashion by default.

This is truly why her death was just.

Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360

I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES

Originally Posted by Karp

Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.

The winners? Us.

Originally Posted by Karp

Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Zaprika

You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.

(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)

I would never have guessed.

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.

How do you know if someone is interested in you?

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
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05-24-2013, 08:32 PM #1482

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Re: Nix

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

I'll second this.

How'd I know you'd do something like that?
Oh wait, that's why I suggested it.

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その一歩が世界を変える

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