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[Pat-Man12]

Ella: On your way to your room, read the purple letter

You are bathed with emotions of platonic love. You attribute this kind of love to diamonds, as romance is to hearts. You're not entirely sure where this weird idea came from, but you decide to stick with it. You have a lot of weird ideas like these, seemingly from the void of epiphanies and silence.

Either way, you now feel obliged to thank TA. He's such a sweety.

[Bearstronaut]

Ella: Examine room

[cryptidWrangler]

>Pester TA.

[Pat-Man12]

===>

As you looked at the note, you forget to watch where you're going.
You walk straight into the door leading to the basement.At least you didn't fall down any stairs.

[Bearstronaut]

Go inside: Psyche.

Be the other guy.

[Pat-Man12]

Ella: Go insi--Be the other guy.

You are now this guy. This guy has been busy. This guy is also over-due for a leveling.

[Sneak.QQ]

Wonder what the other half of the session is composed of

[Pat-Man12]

===>

All the grist grinding and and imp-slaying allows you to ascend to the next ACHIEVEMENT RUNG on your ECHELADDER. You are now a DISTRACTED POTENTIAL, with a new feather in your cap to show for it. You joyfully ogle the newly hued feather.

The ECHELADDER rewards your hard work with 200 BOONDOLLARS. You immediately store them in your CERAMIC PORKHOLLOW.

Additionally, climbing the rungs has boosted your GEL VISCOSITY and CACHE LIMIT.

You joyfully ogle the newly hued feather, the larger cache and larger viscosity. You also take a moment to reminisce all the climbing you did due to your pun battles.
Good times...

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Wonder what the other half of the session is composed of.

Oh, you mean these guys?
We'll meet with the SYLPH, the ROGUE and the KNIGHT once we're in ACT 2.
When will that happen? I honestly do not know.
So stop asking.

[Flairina]

Captchalogue random stuff from around the house. Alchemize.

[Bearstronaut]

Captchalogue random stuff from around the house. Alchemize.

Binge you fool. ALCHEMY BINGE.

(Even better, let's be Odi and Pat at the same time. 2x alchemy binge combob. Either way, somebody needs a new weapon)

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Captchalogue random stuff from around the house. Alchemize.

Wait a sec! You're getting to that!
You want to get some of your cool stuff out of those boxes in your room.

You open the boxes and find a toy dragon, which was a gift from Ella. She called it a SCALEMATE, which you think is cute. Despite your claims of plush toys being for babies, you love this thing to death. You don't handle it often to keep it from getting dirty, as well as to avoid embarrassment.
You also find a faux pickaxe. It's useless, but it may come in handy with all this alchemy.

Speaking of Alchemy, let's get to that. Where should we start first?

[Bearstronaut]

Pen || Scalemate && Faux Pickaxe = (Insert new weapon here)
iphone || Space Poster = (New hand held device. space format)

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Pen || Scalemate && Faux Pickaxe

You make the PENULTIMATE DRAGONAXE! It's soft, grippy, and barely applicable with your PENKIND SPECIBUS.
It's doesn't seem all that useful though, you need something that does more damage. Though using PENKIND doesn't seem very helpful, especially in this situation.

You're going to have to get creative here.

[Bearstronaut]

((Pengun? Pensword? Penunbrella? Pencane? Penumbrellacanesword? PEN-GUIN!?!?!?!))

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: iPhone || Space Poster

You make the Spacetastic holoPhone! Basically it's an iPhone, but with holographic properties. You can manipulate the holographic images, like in those cool sci-fi movies. You guess that's space related? Though pretty neat, you should probably get more hands-free, for convenience.

[Bearstronaut]

Pat: Keep looking around the house.

Line up ALL the useful misc objects, even the potted plant.

[Sneak.QQ]

Pen&&Pickaxe||Space Poster

[RobotInProgress]

faux pickaxe||Scalemate = Minemate

Minemate || Hoodie = Steve Diguise

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Keep looking around the house.
Line up ALL the useful misc objects, even the potted plant.

You do that.
You got everything but the kitchen sink. Cause that'd break the plumbing.
You even managed to get some of your brother's stuff! Namely, his WRITING JOURNALS, his BROKEN WATCH and one of his charished ROAD MAPS from the days he wanted to see the world. Too bad it's now getting bombarded with meteors. So your told.

Anyways, let's get alchemizing!

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Pen&&Pickaxe||Space Poster

You make the CLICKABLE WARPAXE! This beast has visual elements of the poster (which was a gift from GC) and can apparently warp enemies a long distance away (can be turned off). It's great for evading large enemies. Unfortunatly, not only can you not wield it...

You can't afford it! You need some weird GREEN and BLUE grist!

You realize that you'll probably run into more SPECIBUS issues with the picks, so you decide to reverse-engineer the STRIFE SPECIBUS, make several copies of it, and ALLOCATE the PICKKIND SPECIBUS and your original PENKIND SPECIBUS to the newly made SPECBII. Now you won't run into this problem again.

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Faux Pickaxe||Scalemate= Minemate; Minemate || Hoodie = Steve Disguise

You make the MINEMATE! Which is USELESS!
However with it you make...

The Plush-soft Steve Disguise! It's basically a cuddly version of the Steve outfit from Minecraft, but you already knew that. This is the first of many, many clothes-related alchemy shenanigans. You bask in the outfit's fleecy embrace.

[Bearstronaut]

Pen || Wheeled Chair && Oven = Oscillating Flame Pen
Hoodie && Potted Plant = Extreme Disguise

[Pat-Man12]

Pat: Pen || Wheeled Chair && Oven

You make the OSCILLATING FLAME PEN, which is basically a rotating flamethrower, in pen form. You can feel the pyromania serge through you being while you weld the device. BURN IMPS! BUUURN!

[Bearstronaut]

Pat: Be ready to face the world while we be Odi