Ella: Try to find your house.
You're actually only a few feet from your house. You wouldn't dare wander too far from your house. At least not without some form of navigation...
You suddenly hear a familiar woof behind you.
> Ella: Realise that if the kernel can make your dog talk, it can make Link talk
Ella: Realize that if the kernel can make your dog talk, it can make Link talk.
That's a good point! Maybe the fact that even through 21 years of game history, not once has Link said a complete sentence in an official game won't be a debilitating issue! Maybe the kernal will override the protagonistic muteness that has remained a trope for nearly four decades!
That'll happen when salamanders start singing soprano in a performance of Shakespeare.
Hooray for idiom slaughter.
>Salamanders: Start singing soprano in a performance of Shakespeare.