Plotless: The Cradle's Twin

[boredCommentator]

Sup? I'm a blatant Mary-Sue.

[unqualifiedParadoixer]

... really? tch. UP slashes at Jackie.

[QofD]

Ok, I'm going to write the ending I've imagined since this thread died.

Q said goodbye to UP and Jackie and went home. She turned on her laptop and checked pesterchum.
Who's beyondWallsix?
Hey.
You should read this.
'Cause I think you should remember.
Here it is: secret_alternate_timeline
Q clicked ont the link, and it opened to..some kind of website? She started reading. As she continued, a smile formed on her face. Then the phone rang.
Hey Strider..Yeah..I'll be there. She put down the phone. So, Strider was the boss? Sounds like him. Wonder if the story's really true. She bookmarked the page, closed it, and went out to meet with her friends.

That's how I imagined it ending. After the reset. Like an epilouge, maybe?

E: Sorry if that ruined the ending UP set for you guys. I just felt so sad each time I read her ending. I never thought the thread would end this way. I thought that we would stick together, the same group of people from the first two threads of the series, and finally reach the cradle. Where did we go wrong?

Double E: That last edit is exaggeratingly sad and accusing please ignore it.

[QofD]

Hey people I haven't rped with in forever! I miss you all! Not sure if this thread will be locked if it's moved to the Finished Roleplay section, so I'm making one last goodbye post for old time's sake. I'm glad I met all of you, and I'm VERY glad that my first real RP experience was with you lovely people. Yes, BC, even you. It would not be the same without any of you or your characters, and you were all great friends, and willing to help out with learning the ropes of using the forums. Again, I miss you all, and if I was able to (and had no fear of crazy internet people in disguise) I would go out into the world and find each of you.

Oh, and also, I formally apologize for making a pony character before knowing of the existence of MLP: FiM. Thankfully, I am now a brony (pegasister if you refuse to call a girl a brony) and will not make such a huge mistake as a alicorn not being royalty without good reason ever again!

So goodbye everyone! I know we'll never have something as good as this again, no matter how hard I wish it was so. You are all wonderful, and I tacklegreet all of you! Anyone who complains gets poked until they laugh.

[Strider]

Yeah, it was pretty fun before things went to crap, mostly because me...wait, I'm still here somehow? Wow, that's interesting.
Turning to see if there is anyone else.
Hey guys...anyone here, or is it just me? Or maybe I'm just having delusions again?

[boredCommentator]

No, I'm here too, dumbass.

[Strider]

Oh, sweet. Want to go make something excellent? This turned to crap long ago anyway.

[boredCommentator]

You don't know the half of it, man.

[Strider]

I probably know more than half, since I caused much of it. Care to lead use out of here? via some space portal thing or something?

[boredCommentator]

Didn't I already wish the universe to reboot completely?

[Strider]

Oh...then how and why are we still here?

[boredCommentator]

Maybe because none of the layers beyond the self-inserts of our self-inserts of our self-inserts died?

[Strider]

Huh...that shouldn't really even work....
Suddenly a muffin button in hand.
Muffins or death?

[boredCommentator]

He shrugs.

[Strider]

Muffins it is.
He presses the muffin button, which will cause both of them to wink out of existence.

THE END

[boredCommentator]

As he realizes what he did, he says,
Always gotta have the last word, huh?
NOW it's the end.