Basically when Jade says that Davesprite broke up with her, the first thing that John does is stand up, roll up his sleeves and say dramatically "Come with me, Jade. There is something we must do."
Then it cuts to John at his computer transferring all the Boondollars from Jade and Davesprite's joint Boonbank Account into their individual accounts in equal measure while muttering about how "You never think about the practicalities of these situations. Jeez Jade...". Meanwhile Jade's just standing there watching the screen and eating ice cream from the tub. It is Orange Creamsicle flavour. So delicious.
This is clearly what the next update is gonna be you guys.
This DESERVES to be the next update. I have never laughed so hard yet today as when I read this.
As seen by Mom and Dad, anyone who engages in a mature relationship will have a gruesome death. Davesprite, Dave, Terezi, Rose and Kanaya know that. Abandon all your ships, their fate is to sink before setting off.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Why is that a "game over"? Shouldn't it be "you win"?
I think that John called Davesprite Dave Sprite because he both thinks of him as Dave, but also recognizes him as a Sprite. So Dave is still his name, and I bet John uses just that mostly, but he uses Sprite as a last name because that makes it fair to him.