Conned Heir: A Coming of Age Story

[P_equals_NP]

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His second formspring. What a Good Post it was too.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

His second formspring. What a Good Post it was too.

Ahh, formspring. Many good times were had. Also many sarcastic quips too. The quips were the extra dash of paprika that really makes the dish.

Also, holy fuck, Duttle, get out of there. You're so creepy.

[P_equals_NP]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Com...ug-28-2011.htm

* (the answer is two. one hate dick and one love dick. you're welcome, internet, for all the terrible art that joke answer will be responsible for.)

also

If Trolls have two dicks, does Sollux have double that?

Why are you inquiring as to whether a fictional child has four penises? Pretty weird dude.

forgot about this one. It is still a mystery.

[Selcouth]

* (the answer is two. one hate dick and one love dick. you're welcome, internet, for all the terrible art that joke answer will be responsible for.)

This, y'know, probably kind of implies that the answer is a joke. :P

[P_equals_NP]

Just because the answer is a joke does not necessarily mean it is false.

Neither does it mean that the statement referring to the joke was not aware of the joke as opposed to being a joke post itself.


What I'm saying here is cocks.

[TaichiWind]

The thing is, nobody actually draws troll rule 34 with two penises. Most troll rule 34 is either with a blood-colored tentacle, one piece of male genitalia or one piece of female genitalia (the latter two of course depending on gender (then again unless futanari)). Don't ask me how I know this.

[MindMessiah]

So we started off talking about incestuous lesbian sex, got told off for it, and have now moved on to an in-depth discussion of troll genitalia.

God, I love this forum.

[Sawkinator]

SHITTY SUBJECT CHANGE X1 COMBOB

My guess is that John is watching old home videos of his dad or something. And being sad. :c
The intense lighting is just to show that the television is on.

[Prin Pardus]

The intense lighting is just from all the phat look they've been raking in.

[taurusJustified]

I for one support the idea of an awesome Davesprite-hosted rave party

[bloodyEmissary]

I guess it's that time of the topic cycle again huh

Why is it that I always seem to end up having this conversation every few months or so?

(Where have all the forum old-timers gone we need some stabilising influence right about now)

(Are they still all on skype is that it)

(Somebody go get them)

()

Stabilizing?
hahahaha

Most of us have willingly discussed this topic on multiple occasions. At least two of us are encouraging the conversation right now (that'd be Notpearleon and Duck-Hearts, fyi), in fact.

Guys I am going to put my foot down right now and tell you to pay attention to the rules - and to remembrer that there are kids on this forum! Have some decorum, please.

Yeah guys geeeeeeeez >:[
You say that like we aren't the ones that have the most fun talking about this stuff

No I don't think there is a chance because a ship that isn't Vriska x Hussie is a ship that is despicable evil. EVILL....

Unless it's HussieNorth, of course.

Imagining things in sexual intercourse ownes, I'm imagining everyone engaged in sexual intercourse.

Vine X Everyone OTP.

ow right in the nostalgia
God, I miss those days

So we started off talking about incestuous lesbian sex, got told off for it, and have now moved on to an in-depth discussion of troll genitalia.

God, I love this forum.

Yeah, it's been a while since that happened.
Things just haven't been the same since our chief ers moved to Skype.

[Kíeros]

My guess is that John is watching old home videos of his dad or something. And being sad. :c
The intense lighting is just to show that the television is on.

SUBJECT CHANGE CONTINUATION X2 COMBO

Maybe Jane's just bending space to get intense light from a star, so that they can see what they're doing. I mean, they're in LOWAS, so they'll need all the help they can get.

[phoenix713]

SUBJECT CHANGE CONTINUATION X2 COMBO

Maybe Jane's just bending space to get intense light from a star, so that they can see what they're doing. I mean, they're in LOWAS, so they'll need all the help they can get.

I think you mean Jade.

But this gives me an idea: what if Jade made a GIANT FIREFLY for a SWEET RAVE PARTY LIGHT?

[TaichiWind]

Just throwing this out there. I'm on Trollmegle as Caliborn and I convinced Dave to play Can your pet?.
Hell fucking yes.

[P_equals_NP]

The thing is, nobody actually draws troll rule 34 with two penises. Most troll rule 34 is either with a blood-colored tentacle, one piece of male genitalia or one piece of female genitalia (the latter two of course depending on gender (then again unless futanari)). Don't ask me how I know this.

And that's because they are terrible people with no respect for canon. >:[[[[[[[[[

SUBJECT CHANGE CONTINUATION X2 COMBO

Maybe Jane's just bending space to get intense light from a star, so that they can see what they're doing. I mean, they're in LOWAS, so they'll need all the help they can get.

Why doesn't she just use her X-RAY vision??? She probably has that because Becquerel is related to Nukular.

100^ flawless logic

[megalovanianUmbra]

I hope Nannasprite gets some dialog in this intermission. Davesprite got some in A6I1, Jaspersprite got some in A6I2, it only makes sense that Nannasprite gets some time in the spotlight.

[Pinkkea]

Oh yes, maybe it IS serenity!

[megalovanianUmbra]

Oh yes, maybe it IS serenity!

Well, it can't be Serenity because she's with Roxy, but it could be just a normal firefly.

[Pinkkea]

Oh. Right. I was getting excited

Maybe it is ALL the fireflies on LOWAS and they are having a HUGE FIREFLY PARTY

[megalovanianUmbra]

Oh. Right. I was getting excited

Maybe it is ALL the fireflies on LOWAS and they are having a HUGE FIREFLY PARTY

A firefly corpse party, that is. BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

[Kíeros]

I think you mean Jade.

You could figure it out; they're both names, so I almost got it.

Why doesn't she just use her X-RAY vision??? She probably has that because Becquerel is related to Nukular. 100^ flawless logic

Because X-Ray vision depends on amount of X-radiation, so it'd require a 3 million degree star nearby. Hence why she needs to bend space. So she can use her X-ray vision.

[P_equals_NP]

I guess I said X-Ray vision when I meant Night Vision, but same thing really.

And John has been blessed by the spirits of the choir of the Zillyhoo. So clearly he can see a screen in a darkened room (clearly.)

Still rooting for godtier revival though because he always dies on his birthday.

[shadowmaster]

It'd be hilarious dramatic if the next update was a dramatic pixelated zoom into the lit window (or something similarly dramatic), and the update afterwards went back to Meenah before we could see anything inside at all.

[hellaciousHappenstance]

This is off topic, but i was wondering.
Does anyone know when Homestuck Solo Album Month is gonna end?

[Temporal Memory]

After talking to a friend of mine, I'm expecting hussie to troll us by making the next panel be a giant 'CENSORED' and then just move onto something else.
I hope not. I want davesprite rave party.