Trollslum Cafe CXVI: Beforus Before it was Cool

[Nonesense]

O-oh.. b-but.. ishn't t-that shtill a b-bit l-like e-eating another sheadweller?
... Do sheadwellersh even tashte like fishh.
Zunnah doesn't even seem to notice the fact that he's ruining Chevers appetite.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

1... 1 dontt know zunnah... whatt mde you tth1nk off tth1ss?
now he just stares at his meal

[probableWizardry]

Xulark just grumbles and leans back in his seat, thinking of more embarrassing and horrible things for Chiron to write.

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He retells the story of how he entered the cafe, only to see Zunnah stacking chairs on the door.
At which point 'Badger' decided to move the chairs back to tables if he was quick enough, but otherwise hiding them from Zunnah.
'Badger' goes into the further details, such as when he was 'warning' Zunnah to not blink, then making him freak out by moving him on his chair when his guard was down.
"Wanna know what t'hehe' good part was?"
Dramatic pause.
"I was improvising the w'hoho'le time!"
Cue silly snorting laugh and slapping of knees.

[Nonesense]

I.. a-actully d-don't k-know.. shir. He's still eating vegetables.
T-the thought jusht croshshed m-my m-mind I g-gueshsh...
He still isn't paying attention to Chevers expression.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~what w€ n€€d is som€thing mor€ wors€ than d€ath~ £ik€~~ a n€ar d€ath £ik€ I was~~~~ ~->>
She begins chewing on her pencil

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y-yeah...
He hesitates and forces himself to take another bite... my, its rare how one can ruin his appetite

[Rai-CH]

Aegiel's grin could not possibly get any wider as Badger tells the story. And her laughter could not possibly be any more obnoxious.
"that's brilliant! absolutHEHEly brilliant!! i don't think i'm worthy of staying nHEHEar such a mastHEHEr prankstHEHEr!!!"
Somewhere, deep down, Aegiel still feels that she technically shouldn't be so casual around him. Tyrian blood, and all.

[Nonesense]

He finally takes note of Chevers behaviour.
Uh.. a-a-are you alright shir?
Zunnah pauses eating.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

y-yeah... 1m.... 1 dontt tth1nk 1m all tthatt hungry anymore....
He continues staring at his meal

[probableWizardry]

"ahh, yeah, that szhould be there too, i think..."
He pauses.
"muszt feel weird, being almoszt dead..."
Because he doesn't know the feeling at all.

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Anyone else in the universe would probably rate this dude's silly snorting guffaw just as obnoxious.
"Ohhh, damn, I was so lucky to find a dork like 'hihi'm. Ahhhh.
'Hehe'll, if you're lucky you'll get ideas from me!"
'Badger' prefers casual when authority isn't needed. There has to be some balance between the two sometimes.
Not that he balances casual and authority all that much.

[Nonesense]

W-why n-not? A-are you ill or shomething, shir?
... because you ruined his appetite, you idiot.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~W€££~ it f€£t £ik€ I was in a d€€p dr€am~ I was dr€aming this r€a££y s£ow£y but no matt€r how hard I want€d to wak€ up~ I cou£dnt~ for som€ r€ason~ my stomach pain€d th€ who£€ tim€~->>

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you gott me tth1nk1ng aboutt all tth1ss canabal1ssm....
He places his fork down and stares at the food some more. though it does smell very delicious.... how long wil Zunnah's appetite scaring last before Chever's love for food overpowers?

[Rai-CH]

"but i couldn't takHE any idHEas from you!"
That would be stealing from a highblood. And that is bad.

[Nonesense]

...
Oh. I-I'm shorry.. I.. d-didn't m-mean to.
He idly eats some chicken.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

ummm... yeah...
He awkwardly picks up the fork and starts on the prawns instead

[Nonesense]

Zunnah decides it's best to remain silent while Chever eats.
Thus he finishes his meal and waits for Chever. Though without any distractions he's slowly beginning to fidget and look around nervously.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

He is now half way through his lobster when he notices Zunnahs plate
you atte tthatt qu1ck!

[probableWizardry]

"woah.. weird.."
He thinks for a bit then shakes his head. He probably zoned out.
"ah!! woopsz, szhouldn't szpace out like that..."

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"Well... If you say so. You probably 'haha've neat ideas of your own anyway."

[Nonesense]

I g-gueshsh I.. w-wash h-hungry a-after all.
He nods with a smile of some sort.. it quickly vanishes once he begins to glance around again.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~w€££~ I hav€ zon€d out th€ £ong€st~->>
She ponders for a moment
~Sha££ w€ h€ad back to your hiv€? I dont £ik€ th€ sm€££ of shrimp~->>

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1ttss pretty much better tthan whatt you usssualy havve
He begins eating faster, looks like his appetite has returned

[Rai-CH]

"yHEah!! thHEy usually involvHE tricking trolls to confHEssing to crimHEs thHEy didn't know thHEy committHEd, thHEn HExHEcuting thHEm!"
Alright, that apparently works too. Apparently. Aegiel could very well be exaggerating.

[probableWizardry]

"szure, if you don't mind the jungle sztink that comesz up around thisz szeaszon.."
He gets up and waits for Chiron so they can exit.
He may or may not also shoot disapproving glares at Chever.

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He smiles and rolls his eyes at Zunnah being silly.
"If being gullible was a crime t'haha't doofus brownblood wouldn't be alive anymore, ahaha..."

[Nonesense]

Y-y-yesh i-it ish.. t-thank y-you shir.
... and it wasn't even poisoned! Lucky day...

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~b€tt€ than h€r€ though~->>
She exits with him. it feels good to be walking around and talking again

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tthattss how 1 pretty much watt every day
now he's showing off... he probably doesn't realise it though. He almost finishes up his meal

[Rai-CH]

"hah! i wish it was!"
Oh, how Aegiel would have a field day with that. Even more excuses to set trolls on fire awwwwyis.

[Nonesense]

M-musht b-be nice e-eating a-all f-fancy e-every night.
Chever has managed to distract Zunnah from being too nervous. Congrats.