If you had OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF MONEY...

[ThisCrab]

We talking like seventy-five bucks or so?
'Cuz I got some ideas.

[lovelyAssistant]

My plan for if I win the lottery is pretty simple:
-Buy property and start own business (used bookstore/coffee shop/bakery/whatever the hell else I want to roll in there), covering all related costs
-If there's a good chunk to spare, (at least partially) pay for my and my struggling friends' university tuitions/help them move out/etc - just generally make everyone's financial situation less okay, so if I save x dollars from every paycheck for the next five years...

Not the most glamorous, I know, but I like it.

[CatcheJagger]

I would get all of the bitches

Nah, I'd probably just move to some simple, quiet, small home. Then, I'd make sure all of my basic needs would be taken care of (food, furniture). Then, I'd just give the rest away.

[acrylicBloodlust]

I'd buy Homestuck from Andrew Hussie.

Then buy Andrew Hussie himself to continue Homestuck.

Then I would proceed to make ALL THE FANON CANON!

[DgallowsCalibrator]

I would be a genie and try to grant wishes (taking large liberties for otherwise impossible ones, the sort you would do when tricking a 3 year old). But they would be granted Monkey's Paw style.

[CH35H1R3]

id would travel, so i could perpetually be attending a convention somewhere... with my GF..

[PekoeIsFolly]

For my amusement, I would most likely take seventy-five dollars worth of loonies and beat some bloody Yankees bloody while ranting unintelligibly about bacon bits and potatoes.
In reality, I would probably do something or other with it. I honestly do not know.

[wrinklefudger]

I would censor the money so that it would no longer be Obscene

[Maple]

If I had truly obscene amounts of money, then we would either experience super-mega-hyper-inflation or I would just own everything, making the money essentially useless. We might have different standards concerning the "obscenity" of wealth. :3

Unrealistically, I would buy the BBC and make myself the 13th Doctor.

[Khanaro]

I would...

buy Halo 4, Call of Duty Black Ops II, a new Xbox 360, Forza Horizon, Starwars Battlefront II, a new super fast alienware laptop, Saints Row Pc, get Xbox Live, buy a 2 Tahoe with the 6.5L v8 diesel engine, and travel to Oregon & Washington.

I'd also have chemists invent a drug that increases dopamine sensitivity, and the drug will contain a strong dose of iodine, caffiene, adrenaline, vitamin B12, adrenaline, and adenosine triphosfate, I would also get that new drug thats being invented that decreases the need to sleep.

Then I would get lipo on my lower jaw (for a chiseld har jaw), inner thighs (so I can feel the breeze), stomach.

Lastly, I would have women with me.

[Blezmo]

replace all my teeth with stronger, more durable, acid-resistant artificial teeth.

[ilikeoctopus]

I would buy all the books. Finish my Discworld collection. Have you noticed how book prices have gone up these days?