Self-Insert stuck 2(redux): CONSORTS ARE NOT PEOPLE!!! (Not accepting walk ins)

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

I... have no idea... but there's... more of the birds... being attacked by machines?

UP: *shrugs*
UP: Wasn't all that fun really.
UP: All she had was frying pans.


... what are you doing?

[blackjackal]

BJ: what
BJ: aren't you supposed to be a bad ass ninja with swords
BJ: why would you trade swords for a frying pan?

while jackal is walking to the tower a bunch of geckos attack him. for some reason they seem to have a crap ton of random shit on them like cloths and other strange items.

he swiftly knocks them out and takes there stuff for no real reason then continues back to the tower thingy.

[Epic42]

Would you please stop trying to stab me?

[blackjackal]

jackal gets on top of the purple tower. there is a stone bed with the rage symbol on it he looks at it and thinks back. "you will know which stone is right"

well i guess this could be it.

jackal lays down on the slab and falls asleep quite fast.

jaguar's eyes widen when he sees this

BJ: GOTTA GO...LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!

[daddy_doodle]

"Then let's help!"
He swaps to PIKEKIND, and attacks the nearest machine (actually a house).
One of the machines picks him up, and throws him at the beat mesa, hoping to get some crispy heir.
Instead, the MYSTERIOUS METAL ORB ejects itself from his sylladex, and into his hands.
It attracts some lightning, which hits the orb, creates a blinding flash, and throws Jack backwards, into a house.

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: Because the frying pan shot freaking lightning!
UP: ?
UP: What's up?

H-HATTER?

[blackjackal]

BJ: SHIT
BJ: SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT

jaguar jumps from his cave rushing to the tower he looks over the sleeping jackal.

i can finally be rid of you, you motherfucker!

jaguar plunges his claws in to jackals chest this time making sure to kill him not taking ANY chances.

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: what the hell is going on?

[blackjackal]

BJ: alpha me is dead
BJ: for good this time
BJ: im gonna wait here for a sec
BJ: make sure no one brings him back to life

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: ... where did you kill him?

[blackjackal]

BJ: *shrug*
BJ: some tower
BJ: does it really matter

jackal starts to god tier.

[Epic42]

David dodge searches through the apartment until he finds the book, he then absconds back to LoDaF.

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: ... yes.
UP: Yes it does.
UP: is the tower purple?

[blackjackal]

BJ: ...yes

jackal wakes up on skaia!

OH FUCK THAT HURT ARGH!!!

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: ...YOU FUCKING RETARD!

[Epic42]

Dream David tosses, as he flies by, the book to FJ. Real David wakes up.

Welp, what now?

FJ then begins reading.

[blackjackal]

BJ: ...what?

jackal gets one thought. im gonna kill that mother fucker.

he starts flying straight for LoHaM.

[Epic42]

FJ has begun speaking in fluent horror terror.

Okay, can you understand me now?


Yes...how are...?

Magic.

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: You just killed alpha on his quest bed.
UP: He is now god-teir.
UP: You are dead, metal-man.

[blackjackal]

BJ: wha-

jackal lands infront of him(striking an epic crouching pose of course) then stands up

KNEEL!

jaguar kneels in front of him.

KILL YOUR SELF!

jaguar tries to resist but cannot and rips his own throat out.

berserker jaguar [BJ] has died.

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: *sighs*
UP: and thus, we loose another ally, hmm, Pet?

[Epic42]

FJ begins training David in the old ways of Dark aspect. Starting with dark tendrils. And then to summoning gremlins which instantly try and take David's glasses apart.

NO! FUCK YOU GUYS! MY GLASSES!

[blackjackal]

jackal walks up and takes anything from his sylladex that isn't junk.

first thing he does is look at a USB that has a .doc file that he opens up. it has notes that jaguar took on everything that was happening right to the end. it has a pester chum name listed on it: unbridledPigment.

blackjackal [BJ] stabbed unbridledPigment [UP]

BJ: im guessing you worked with the evil me.
BJ: and that you are an evil ami.
BJ: well he's dead now

[unqualifiedParadoxier]

UP: Oh?
UP: I don't know
UP: I was only cursing him for a fool as he died
UP: *smiles, playing with a puppet*

[blackjackal]

BJ: i would compose a hit list from this thing if there were more names
BJ: but i guess it will be just you.
BJ: im guessing by the notes around the end you are in this "magicant" place.
BJ: ill be there soon.

Jackal starts heading for his home to check out some of these codes.