Last edited by E. Laimo; 12-30-2014 at 10:52 PM.
> Kirk Walden
> Where did that worm come from?
Your name is CHRIS. As was previously mentioned, it is your BIRTHDAY. Despite this, you have yet to receive any PRESENTS. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You love OLD VIDEO GAMES, specifcally THOSE THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY PLAYED BEFORE. You enjoy watching JAPANESE ANIMATION especially the kind whose target audience is LITTLE GIRLS. You enjoy reading FANTASY NOVELS and have been known to get lost in contemplation over a good riddle from one of your many RIDDLE TOMES.
What will you do?
Allocate yonder sword to strife specibus.
> Wear that blue box on your head!
Big ass spoiler alert.
> Why is your TV on your bed? It could fall over.
> Search that blanket/sheet pile for goodies
LIKE A HUSS
BEWARE THE FLYSWATTER
Chumhandle- cocaineRadiologist pester me ;0) *awkward winky face*
> Read two books.