Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Originally Posted by Hytheter
Guys I'm fairly certain Kankri's speech is not to be taken seriously...
Well, of course it's a joke. Nearly the entirety of Kankri's characterization is a joke.
I don't see why that means we shouldn't take the information given to us in his speech seriously. This is Homestuck, after all. Everything is important.
Originally Posted by Iguana Baritone
Homestuck is just Dragon Ball written by Douglas Adams.
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Originally Posted by roccie
Jade: I honestly think she's asexual or straight, not really sure
Roxy: bisexual or pan based upon the condesce's stuff, etc, or just bisexual because she seems like it to me
Rose: bisexual based upon kanaya part and how she was attracted to dave before (as stated in andrew's footnotes in the mspa book)
I think Jade is probably straight, at least most of the evidence points that way.
Roxy almost definitely likes dudes, and I haven't seen much (correct me if I'm wrong) evidence of her being attracted to, well, Jane I guess, even with Cotton Candy.
I need to get the book because Rose being attracted to dave is 200% funnier than it should be for me. I think it's mostly the fact that Rose projects all her insecurities and stuff on other people so when she teases Dave about wanting to bang their mom and stuff she is just projecting what she herself wants to do (which is, again, hilarious).
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Joining in here with some ships! Most are crack but yeah... I like thinking about how their personalities would work together or clash. So no. I don't care whether they've met or not or whether it has appeared or been hinted at in comic canon. Nor do I care about the 'sexuality' of characters. This is shipping. Everything is shippable.
OTP: Dirk Jake (Also Dirk AR Jake - since AR seems like he wants in on that)
Crack OTP: Bro Dirk (Oh yes)
Other ships:
Kanaya Rose
Dirk Rose
Sollux Terezi - I was on the HSO team for this ship. Oh yessssss.
Grandpa Bro
John Roxy - This thread has seriously convinced me that this is a completely awesome ship, 100% behind it, art forthcoming.
Dirk Meenah
Dirk / Jane - Portal shipping hell yes.
Dirk Roxy
Dirk Kanaya - I can honestly say this is one thing I'd LOVE to see happen.
John Dirk - Crackycrackcrackloveitcrackthehammerismypenis
Roxy / Jane
Jane Karkat
Sollux Aradia
Caliborn / Dirk
Meenah / Aranea
Dirk Aranea Jake
Roxy AR
Sollux / Eridan
PM Ms. Paint
Karkat Kanaya
Dave / Karkat - This has one of my favorite ship names... "Red Knight District"
Dave Gamzee
Karkat Jade
John Davesprite
John Vriska Tavros
John Karkat
Dave Roxy
Sollux / Rose
I'm surprised that I haven't seen the hordes of Dersecest and Stridercest supporters... Or is it because you said no incest? Regardless though.. they are fun ships. Dave with his freudian slips hitting on his ecto-sister and ecto-teen-mom is pure quality.
Anyway. I have more than these... but I'll end it here.
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Considering Karkat's relationships with John and Jade I can kinda see it going pretty well?? Also I'd LOVE for Jane to end up with a troll honestly Especially because she's such a skeptic but at the same time being really into monsters! I think it would fit her well~
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Yeah they'd go pretty well together, what with them both being characterised as the most "normal" people in their group and fairly hopeless romantically. Plus they're both skeptics through and through. Yeah, i'm thinking this is a good ship! Especially because it means Jake X Dirk and Terezi X Dave can now continue unabated!
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Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
so The Condesce is actually eight Nepetas and LE was just a red herring all along?
Originally Posted by TheNeonWerewolf
Babys simply do not exist in the Nightfall universe. People grow on plants found in the most remote valley in a far away magical land where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies. Once they become to heavy to stay on their plant, they drop off and begin the long and dangerous quest out of the valley. Armed only with what they can find around them, they must travel to the highest mountain in this land, and drink the spring water in the hidden lake on top. It is then they are gifted wings, and are given a map and sent across the world to find there home.
True story bros.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
What? Can't a guy run around wearing a maid outfit?
Originally Posted by Aurorawolfa
I get frightened by smiling, talking mice easily.
HELP IT WANTS MY SOUL.
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Homestuck will end with everyone removing their faces to reveal that they were actually Dirk. Literally everyone. Except for Dirk. He will be revealed to have been Lil Hal the whole time.
Originally Posted by Mechajin
IDE: FedoraFreak was actually out in The Furthest Ring when the scratch took place, therefore he is alive, and currently riding Flthulu like a Mechanical Bull.
Originally Posted by NetOwl
Originally Posted by eulogyOuroboros
Spoilers: Kissing Caliborn brings Calliope back to life. You have to make out with Lord English to stand a chance of defeating him.
Eridan will be the hero.
After sailling an endless sea of broken hearts and red herrings, he finally rides the wave of true love into the bay of victory!
Originally Posted by Sindri
I've been infected. With this fandom disease called shipping.
Originally Posted by JSFscotty
Roxy and John are obviously made for each other.. they're just so... stabable.
Originally Posted by ICan'tGiveCredit
Originally Posted by liberNeurosis
some more puns:
Vegeta is a type of vegetable soup
Nappa is a kind of leafy green cabagge
So... nepeta is a kind of vegetable soup with leafy green cabbage?
Originally Posted by Yayz
I have too many sigquotes.
If Hussie were president: (I thought this deserved its own spoiler)
Originally Posted by crash826
Headlines everywhere:
PRESIDENT CREATES KICKSTARTER TO FIX NATIONAL DEBT; ACCRUES MORE MONEY THAN ACTUALLY EXISTS IN UNITED STATES
"Holy crap you guys are crazy," says prez; adds "Now I have to make all your fantrolls canon"
~~~ HUSSIE SELLS WHITE HOUSE, USES MONEY TO FOUND VIDEO GAME COMPANY; "SBURB" TO HIT SHELVES 2014
We have no idea why everyone is freaking out about this
~~~ PRESIDENT ENDS WORLD
"I really think this is a step forward," says Hussie, shortly before being crushed by meteor
Chumhandle:
Your Chumhandle is musicallyGifted and you typE in A mAnnEr rEFlECtinG your musiCAl tAlEnts. ♫
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
But Dave/Terezi is blasphemous and everything that stops Dave/Terezi is PURE AND WONDERFUL.
Man, I never didn't like Terezi/Dave as a ship. Everyone gets so into the whole Terezi/Karkat thing but that just seemed like a stale-as-hell relationship to me. Dave and Terezi can make bad webcomics and horribly animated gifs all night long
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Originally Posted by StSaint
Man, I never didn't like Terezi/Dave as a ship. Everyone gets so into the whole Terezi/Karkat thing but that just seemed like a stale-as-hell relationship to me. Dave and Terezi can make bad webcomics and horribly animated gifs all night long
Re: The Official MSPA Shipping Discussion Thread: Teash me ALL the quadrans.
Originally Posted by StSaint
Man, I never didn't like Terezi/Dave as a ship. Everyone gets so into the whole Terezi/Karkat thing but that just seemed like a stale-as-hell relationship to me. Dave and Terezi can make bad webcomics and horribly animated gifs all night long
Let's play channel is currently on hiatus since I have no idea what I'm doing.
Click even more spoilers!
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
so The Condesce is actually eight Nepetas and LE was just a red herring all along?
Originally Posted by TheNeonWerewolf
Babys simply do not exist in the Nightfall universe. People grow on plants found in the most remote valley in a far away magical land where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies. Once they become to heavy to stay on their plant, they drop off and begin the long and dangerous quest out of the valley. Armed only with what they can find around them, they must travel to the highest mountain in this land, and drink the spring water in the hidden lake on top. It is then they are gifted wings, and are given a map and sent across the world to find there home.
True story bros.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
What? Can't a guy run around wearing a maid outfit?
Originally Posted by Aurorawolfa
I get frightened by smiling, talking mice easily.
HELP IT WANTS MY SOUL.
Originally Posted by Bearstronaut
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Homestuck will end with everyone removing their faces to reveal that they were actually Dirk. Literally everyone. Except for Dirk. He will be revealed to have been Lil Hal the whole time.
Originally Posted by Mechajin
IDE: FedoraFreak was actually out in The Furthest Ring when the scratch took place, therefore he is alive, and currently riding Flthulu like a Mechanical Bull.
Originally Posted by NetOwl
Originally Posted by eulogyOuroboros
Spoilers: Kissing Caliborn brings Calliope back to life. You have to make out with Lord English to stand a chance of defeating him.
Eridan will be the hero.
After sailling an endless sea of broken hearts and red herrings, he finally rides the wave of true love into the bay of victory!
Originally Posted by Sindri
I've been infected. With this fandom disease called shipping.
Originally Posted by JSFscotty
Roxy and John are obviously made for each other.. they're just so... stabable.
Originally Posted by ICan'tGiveCredit
Originally Posted by liberNeurosis
some more puns:
Vegeta is a type of vegetable soup
Nappa is a kind of leafy green cabagge
So... nepeta is a kind of vegetable soup with leafy green cabbage?
Originally Posted by Yayz
I have too many sigquotes.
If Hussie were president: (I thought this deserved its own spoiler)
Originally Posted by crash826
Headlines everywhere:
PRESIDENT CREATES KICKSTARTER TO FIX NATIONAL DEBT; ACCRUES MORE MONEY THAN ACTUALLY EXISTS IN UNITED STATES
"Holy crap you guys are crazy," says prez; adds "Now I have to make all your fantrolls canon"
~~~ HUSSIE SELLS WHITE HOUSE, USES MONEY TO FOUND VIDEO GAME COMPANY; "SBURB" TO HIT SHELVES 2014
We have no idea why everyone is freaking out about this
~~~ PRESIDENT ENDS WORLD
"I really think this is a step forward," says Hussie, shortly before being crushed by meteor
Chumhandle:
Your Chumhandle is musicallyGifted and you typE in A mAnnEr rEFlECtinG your musiCAl tAlEnts. ♫