Autotherapy

[Yayz]

I love using dramatic irony. It is one of my favorite forms of irony.

He is a master of EXTREME IRONY!

...>_>

[Obsuralupa]

He is a master of EXTREME IRONY!

...>_>

Who are we talking about? Dave, Bro, or Dirk?

For future reference, I am female.

[mythoSophist]

Who are we talking about? Dave, Bro, or Dirk?

For future reference, I am female.

Female or not.....your avatar have the shades of coolness. That close enough.....

[Obsuralupa]

Female or not.....your avatar have the shades of coolness. That close enough.....

My icon is actually a redesign of Catwoman. It's a favorite of mine.

[Yayz]

Who are we talking about? Dave, Bro, or Dirk?

For future reference, I am female.

Gosh dangit. ._. I apologize for that mistake.

I have no idea who I'm talking about. I just kinda felt like saying this.

[Obsuralupa]

Gosh dangit. ._. I apologize for that mistake.

I have no idea who I'm talking about. I just kinda felt like saying this.

Nah, it's all cool. We all stick our feet into our protein chutes at some point. Best thing to do is move on and laugh about it.

S'all cool with the irony "bros". The last thing I'd want is to cause a war over who's better as there is no true answer. They are all ironic and cool as well as dorky and adorable. Now I'm going to stop myself before I let all my Strider feels out of the bag because none of you want that.

I'm looking forward to updating tomorrow. But, for now, I shall play my hacked ROM of Pokémon Emerald.

[Kitaruheart]

+1 reader I love the art and the story line is cool

[Obsuralupa]

+1 reader I love the art and the story line is cool

Thank you! Glad to have you onboard.

[Obsuralupa]

He’s already sent his. You should read it over as you wait for your moirail.

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MageOfDoom413: ii have a couple que2tiion2 for you
PhantomOfTheStage: Gwen? What’s with the new username?
MageOfDoom413: 1 – iif ii wa2 thii2 gwen per2on, thii2 would be a new account
MageOfDoom413: 2 – iim not thii2 gwen per2on
MageOfDoom413: get your fuckiing fact2 2traiight before your pink fiinger2 touch your keyboard
PhantomOfTheStage: Looks like someone needs to take a chill pill.
MageOfDoom413: pft
MageOfDoom413: ju2t let me a2k my que2tiion2 and iill leave you alone for a while
PhantomOfTheStage: As long as I get the right to not answer inappropriate questions, ask away, Not-Gwen.
MageOfDoom413: doe2 your government alert you two the pre2cence of a threat?
MageOfDoom413: 2ay an a2teroiid wa2 tumbling your way
MageOfDoom413: would your government tell you?
PhantomOfTheStage: No. They wouldn’t. The Global Republic would want to keep the panic nonexistent. Low at the max.
MageOfDoom413: what would they do iin ca2e there wa2 an a2teroiid?
PhantomOfTheStage: Probably send someone up to eliminate it before it got in Earth’s atmosphere. Why?
MageOfDoom413: ju2t curiiou2
MageOfDoom413: iill leave you alone
MageOfDoom413: for now
PhantomOfTheStage: Okay? You’re going to explain this later, right Gwen?

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cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling ghastlyTrinket [GT]

CC: )(-ELLO FRI-END! 38D
GT: Hi! 8oD What’s your name?
CC: i’m feferi peixes.
CC: w)(at about you?
GT: Call me Disturbia.
CC: Okay! 38)
CC: )(-EY, can I ask you a few QU-ESTIONS?
GT: Sure!
GT: Fire away!
CC: if t)(ere was some sort of DISAST-ER coming from SPAC-E, would your government tell you about it?
GT: Motherfuck no.
GT: They are a bunch of two-faced, secretive motherfuckers.
GT: Execute my language.
GT: Excuse*
CC: I don’t know mind t)(e LANGUAG-E, disturbia.
CC: It reminds me of a FRI-END of mine.
CC: Do you follow t)(e pat)( of t)(e subjuggulators?
GT: No. I just like how they talk.
GT: It’s motherfucking miraculous. BoD
CC: W)(atever floats your boat. 38)
CC: Does your government use subjuggulators?
GT: No. They have a boring police army that they call the Rams.
GT: They ride around in hovercars and shit.
GT: Miraculously, they never come by my house, but Gwen has to deal with them all the time.
CC: W)(o is this Gwen?
GT: She’s the closest person that I’ve got to a moirail.
CC: O)(!
CC: I didn’t know )(umans )(ave quadrants.
GT: We just have moiraillegance and the mutant lovechild of moiraillegance & matespritship.
CC: Okay.
GT: Next question?
CC: W)(at would your government do if t)(ere was a t)(reat from space?
GT: Send people up to get rid of it.
GT: In some brutal way to show that they mean business.
CC: T)(anks for ANSW-ERING T)(AT!
CC: I’ll talk to you later, ms godric! 38D

cuttlefishCuller [CC] ceased trolling ghastlyTrinket [GT]

GT: ...WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHERFUCK?!
GT: CALIGAN, IF THAT’S YOU, YOU ARE A GOOD ACTOR.
GT: A GOOD, DEAD ACTOR!

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[Hey guys, do you guys think my characterization was pretty good? I was tempted to use "frond" for "friend" in the chat with the FF roleplayer, but (f9r s9me reas9n that I can't remem6er) I didn't. If you notice anything, feel free to let me know. Also, I'll be making Author comments in the Book Antiqua font so you don't confuse me with Sollux]

[Yayz]

Yay, update! Theories go.

It's not a Feferi roleplayer and a person who likes talking as Sollux for some reason; it's actually Feferi and Sollux. Things are about to get seriously effed up in the form of a giant meteor crashing from the heavens.

Or, maybe the cat in the background will be the hero of the story and proceed to save the universe.

[mythoSophist]

It's Homestuck all over again expect it start off with young troll have a strange nightmare.

i wondering with the asteroids is coming from SBRUB this time.("Reality" crossover with Homestuck)

Yay, update! Theories go.

It's not a Feferi roleplayer and a person who likes talking as Sollux for some reason; it's actually Feferi and Sollux. Things are about to get seriously effed up in the form of a giant meteor crashing from the heavens.

Or, maybe the cat in the background will be the hero of the story and proceed to save the universe.

I agreed with Yayz with the Cat being the true main character and God of the next universe. Bring on the Planet of Felines.

[BrightmaskRiverClan]

New reader!

[JordanTH]

Ok Lupa, question. How many lines do you want me to use in the ==>s on the mirror? At first it was =>, then ===>, and now it's ==>. I'm so confused.

[Obsuralupa]

Ok Lupa, question. How many lines do you want me to use in the ==>s on the mirror? At first it was =>, then ===>, and now it's ==>. I'm so confused.

I change a lot due to plot reasons. Generally, the arrows I place will be the ones I want used.

[Obsuralupa]

New reader!

Sweeeeeetness!

[Obsuralupa]

It's Homestuck all over again expect it start off with young troll have a strange nightmare.

i wondering with the asteroids is coming from SBRUB this time.("Reality" crossover with Homestuck)


I agreed with Yayz with the Cat being the true main character and God of the next universe. Bring on the Planet of Felines.

Planet of the Felines should be a joke. Aurorawolfa, we have some work to do.

[Emerald Navigator]

+1 reader. It's been very interesting so far.

Also, in some of Feferi's first few lines, she began her sentences with a lowercase letter. Feferi doesn't speak in all lowercase, but after that it was okay (except that you put in disturbia not Disturbia). It was either a mistake and actually Feferi, or it was a role player who made a mistake, though I personally believe it is the former.

Sorry for that.

[Obsuralupa]

+1 reader. It's been very interesting so far.

Also, in some of Feferi's first few lines, she began her sentences with a lowercase letter. Feferi doesn't speak in all lowercase, but after that it was okay (except that you put in disturbia not Disturbia). It was either a mistake and actually Feferi, or it was a role player who made a mistake, though I personally believe it is the former.

Sorry for that.

S'all cool. I tend to make a bunch of mistakes when typing this up on GoogleDocs. The three people I have looking over the script are a Gamzee expert and two Vriska professors, so my Feferi may be a little off due to me misinterpreting Feferi's chatlogs with various people. With the conflict going on though, it's plausible for "Feferi" to make a typing error like that.

[Obsuralupa]

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GG: He had a similar experience to you.
GT: MOTHERFUCK, REALLY?
GG: Yeah. And, just to something to point out, he hates Homestuck. That’s why he came to me with this.
GG: He doesn’t want to think about it anymore than he has to.
GT: That and it’s an excuse to talk to you.
GG: Yeah. That too.
GT: Mirthiful Messiahs, he’s like Eridan. Except not homicidal, so he’s less interesting.
GG: This coming from the Gamzee fangirl.
GT: This coming from the Vriska fangirl.
GG: Vriska’s my 2nd favorite, I don’t count as a fangirl.
GT: Oh that’s right, you’re a Sollux fangirl. 8oP
GG: As if you could forget.
GG: He’s who you used to get me into this fandom.
GG: You were like, “Hey Gwen, here’s a guy who indulges your primary color love! I know you’ve been missing that in your life.”
GG: And I was just like, “Pft. Yeah, I’ll get around to it. Send me a link.”
GG: So you try to start me at Act 5 and leave me completely confused as to what the fuck was going on.
GT: You got infected by Homestuck in the end. 8oD
GG: Yeah, after daring myself to read it from Act 1.
GG: I treated Homestuck like My Immortal.
GT: I know. XoD I remember.
GG: Hold on, he’s buzzing me on Yahoo.
GT: Fiiiiiiiine.

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PhantomOfTheStage: So?
PhantomOfTheStage: What’s the verdict, Miss Holmes?
MysterySleuth: The verdict is that someone is fucking with you.
MysterySleuth: Someone similar is messing with my moirail.
MysterySleuth: ....
MysterySleuth: Or the same person could be messing with her....
PhantomOfTheStage: I take it that your curiosity is going to influence your advice on whether or not to block this guy?
MysterySleuth: Yes it is. Don’t block MageOfDoom413.
PhantomOfTheStage: I can’t block “him” anyway. I tried and Yahoo gave me an error message saying that “MageOfDoom413 cannot bee blocked”.
MysterySleuth: ....this guy is either dedicated or obsessed.
MysterySleuth: Either way, I’m interested in this case.
MysterySleuth: I’m going to try to contact this Mage.
MysterySleuth: Since the Feferi rper could be anyone due to Pesterchum’s policy of handing canon trolltags randomly around or some such fairness nonsense, but since this guy gave away his Yahoo username....that seems to be the best bet of figuring this out.
PhantomOfTheStage: Gwen.
MysterySleuth: Yessss?
PhantomOfTheStage: Be careful.
MysterySleuth: Aren’t I always, Watson?
PhantomOfTheStage: Holmes, you’re precise. But nevver havve I seen you be careful.
MysterySleuth: II’ll bee careful thiis tiime. But quiick que2tiion before II go.
PhantomOfThe2tage: Yeah?
My2tery2leuth: Are your w & v key2 2tiickiing? Am II typing with 2’2 & double ii’2?
PhantomOfThe2tage: No and no. WWhy?
My2tery2leuth: ....no rea2on.
PhantomOfThe2tage: Gwwen, are you seein shit again? You need help for that.
My2tery2leuth: B.R.B.

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My2tery2leuth: Hello?
My2tery2leuth: MageOfDoom413? Are you there?
MageOfDoom413: dont talk two me
My2tery2leuth: Why????
MageOfDoom413: were not meant two troll each other
MageOfDoom413: iif you contact me agaiin, ii wiill blow your preciiou2 computer 2kyhiigh
MageOfDoom413: do you under2tand?
My2tery2leuth: ....ye2. II do.
My2tery2leuth: But II will fiind out who you are.
MageOfDoom413: that2 what iim counting on, gwen conway

You get up from your chair and sit on your bed to contemplate the information. And...to deal with other things. Your friends can wait.

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[Sindri]

Okay, I'll see where this is going. Go ahead and mark down +1 reader.

[Obsuralupa]

Okay, I'll see where this is going. Go ahead and mark down +1 reader.

We only get more darker from here, Sindri. You could almost say that we get...grimdark.

[aattss]

+1 reader. Btw, are they going to play sburb?

[Aurorawolfa]

We only get more darker from here, Sindri. You could almost say that we get...grimdark.

MARE THESE PUNS I SWEAR.

Such a grimdork you are silly. Hehehe.

[Obsuralupa]

+1 reader. Btw, are they going to play sburb?

I can neither confirm or deny this. It shall be revealled...in time.

[Obsuralupa]

MARE THESE PUNS I SWEAR.

Such a grimdork you are silly. Hehehe.

You know that you love the puns, my dear Alex. I am incredibly punny.