A WAYWARD VAGABOND explores a triangley fractal room in an underground shelter.
You are WV.
Against the opposite wall is some sort of CONTROL PANEL which catches your eye.
It has two large screens, but only one appears to be active. There are fields for numbers which appear to be modifiable with the dials to the right. Some numbers are already supplied by default, perhaps entered by the previous user. There are a few buttons below, the largest one bearing the symbol marking this room.
Also it looks like there is a METER STICK propped up there for some reason.
> WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick.
You immediately craft a MEASURING SPEAR through possibly the most advanced form of alchemy employed thusfar. This is obviously the most important thing to do first.
Or it WOULD obviously be the most important thing to do if you had remembered to bring your TRUSTY KNIFE.
You feel so insecure without your TRUSTY KNIFE, it makes you want to slit your wrists. Or at the very least, flog your carapace with some sort of measuring apparatus.
> WV: Look at the other wall.
You examine the perplexing contraption across the room. You of course have no idea what it could possibly do.
You adopt the only obvious course of action which is to poke and prod it with your HANDY RULER. You are quite sure this is what science is all about.
> WV: Fiddle with the dials.
You go back to the CONTROL PANEL which probably obviously controls that gizmo and you twiddle one of the big dials which is obviously probably the most obvious thing to twiddle.
You nudge the coordinates very slightly, reducing the elevation by 0.4 HUMAN MEASUREMENT UNITS.
WV: Press the triangle pattern.
This is probably obviously the most correct course of action and is obviously probably not going to cause any paradoxes whatsoever.
Your name is cautiousValidity, but you are mostly known by VALID or VALIDITY. Today is not your birthday - no, thats a little over a month away, and certainly not anything anyone would care about.
You have an obsession with MULTIPLAYER VIDEOGAMES, mostly of the types centered around CHATTING and such activities. You tend to get addicted to them, though only really one at a time, and you currently aren't really playing any. You have what some would consider talent in the variety of ART, both on paper and digitally. You almost always have AT LEAST 1 drawing in the process, usually open on files for gimp - though quite often you have up to SEVEN.
You also love to WRITE. This is a much less common activity for you than ARTWORK, but you do it occasionally. Unfortantly, you aren't really the type to ever FINISH A STORY. You always run out of ideas and inspiration after a couple of pages, leaving you to go back to other activities.
Your favorite animal is known as the CAT. This is fairly obvious to anyone who knows you, as there are cat-related objects scattered all over your MESSY ROOM. Most of them weren't even bought by you - people never stop giving you cat stuff, and you are starting to get SICK OF IT.
Your username for pesterchum is volatileBeckoning and you tend to make a lot of typos when you get excited, and you never shut up. Ever.
Yes. I intend to turn this story into a lemon starring SEX GOD WV.
> WV: Appearify a SILLY HAREM. It will take patience and ingenuity, naturally, but you have those as well as other attractive qualities. Start by dragging the SILLY GIRL off the pedestal so you can appearify another one.