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    You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Years in the future, but not many...

    A WAYWARD VAGABOND explores a triangley fractal room in an underground shelter.



    You are WV.

    Against the opposite wall is some sort of CONTROL PANEL which catches your eye.

    It has two large screens, but only one appears to be active. There are fields for numbers which appear to be modifiable with the dials to the right. Some numbers are already supplied by default, perhaps entered by the previous user. There are a few buttons below, the largest one bearing the symbol marking this room.

    Also it looks like there is a METER STICK propped up there for some reason.


    > WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick.

    You immediately craft a MEASURING SPEAR through possibly the most advanced form of alchemy employed thusfar. This is obviously the most important thing to do first.

    OBVIOUSLY.



    Or it WOULD obviously be the most important thing to do if you had remembered to bring your TRUSTY KNIFE.

    You feel so insecure without your TRUSTY KNIFE, it makes you want to slit your wrists. Or at the very least, flog your carapace with some sort of measuring apparatus.


    > WV: Look at the other wall.



    You examine the perplexing contraption across the room. You of course have no idea what it could possibly do.

    You adopt the only obvious course of action which is to poke and prod it with your HANDY RULER. You are quite sure this is what science is all about.



    > WV: Fiddle with the dials.



    You go back to the CONTROL PANEL which probably obviously controls that gizmo and you twiddle one of the big dials which is obviously probably the most obvious thing to twiddle.

    You nudge the coordinates very slightly, reducing the elevation by 0.4 HUMAN MEASUREMENT UNITS.


    WV: Press the triangle pattern.



    This is probably obviously the most correct course of action and is obviously probably not going to cause any paradoxes whatsoever.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >Let the silly girl be Terezi.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    ==>



    You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >WV: Ready your weapon.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >WV: Wake her up
    >Jade: Wake up
    nobody cares about me and i don't care about nobody

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    ==>


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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >Jade: Spontaneously disappear instead of the pumpkin
    nobody cares about me and i don't care about nobody

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    > Jade: Wake up at the last possible second, causing a paradox.
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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    ==>


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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >Jade: Fast forward to Jade
    nobody cares about me and i don't care about nobody

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    ==>


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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    WV: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -retcon-

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    >Pumpkin: Be a what pumpkin? I.E. vanish.
    nobody cares about me and i don't care about nobody

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Jade Harley, the pumpkin: Play a silly refrain on your flute

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Jade: Check on Bec
    hello friends, i still exist.
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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    WV: Attempt to eat the silly girl.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Quote Originally Posted by epoxy View Post
    WV: Attempt to eat the silly girl.
    Are you a pervert?

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ony View Post
    Are you a pervert?
    I hereby dub this the best misinterpretation ever.
    BTW, you are the pervert. It's you.
    nobody cares about me and i don't care about nobody

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    WV: Poke it with the rod to see if its alive
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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ony View Post
    Are you a pervert?
    Yes. I intend to turn this story into a lemon starring SEX GOD WV.

    So

    > WV: Appearify a SILLY HAREM. It will take patience and ingenuity, naturally, but you have those as well as other attractive qualities. Start by dragging the SILLY GIRL off the pedestal so you can appearify another one.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    > Silly girl: Wake up!

    > WV: Flip out!

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    WV: Sendificate yourself back to the girl's former location and take her place in the game.

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Qmark View Post
    WV: Sendificate yourself back to the girl's former location and take her place in the game.
    This^

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    Re: You appearify a SILLY GIRL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Absol View Post
    This^
    Yes^

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