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Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread #(8+8): Vriskaquest Part 2
Originally Posted by myosotisWeltschmerz
Oh, so it's like the ending of Mass Effect 3.
Exactly.
To put it in perspective, knowing the ending of ME3 and having never played the series, I recently started from game one playing as the worst possible candidate for saviour of the universe. Then when he inevitably makes a retarded choice, I will have turned a shitty ending into a social commentary on what happens when evil idiots are given power.
It's not Shepard's fault, it's everyone else's for letting him do it.
Wait... replace shepard with Vriska and we have our moral dilemma solved. Trolls are supposed to intervene in this kind of shit, it's everyone else that is being morally reprehensible.
I mean seriously, where the ever loving fuck is a dead Kanaya when you need one?!
I am the page 100, it is me.
Your name is Sparrowsmith. Of course, it's not really, but you like to pretend that when online due to an inside joke which only you get. It's kind of ironic. Your Avatar was made by аshdenej, it is an awesome sparrow. You just posted something lame, like you always do. You don't mind this, because it was intentional.
Diskbreak:
An adventure featuring:
Flash.
Item Duality.
Fairly Frequent Updating.
Almost All Suggestions.
Some Stupid Duck.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread #(8+8): Vriskaquest Part 2
Originally Posted by Sparrowsmith
No one. Xe wants all the characters to die if Vriska comes back.
That's like "X is dangerous to the people! To stop X from killing the people, we must kill the people first! That'll show X".
You can't argue with that kind of logic, no matter how humorously it is presented. You just gotta pull a Dave or a Rose on it, either appreciate it ironically, or state that you are not the spokesperson for some else's subjective character.
If all that fails, talk about cosmic snake fucking until the topic changes to anything except cosmic snake fucking.
I want Vriska to suffer for what she's done; even if it means doing something far worse.
I suppose... but I tend to think that when a character dies, like the writer kills them off, I think of them being perma dead and all works of fiction that have anything to do with them (excluding materials that take place BEFORE their death), is an insult to the writer.
That's why I don't RP with my BF anymore, because everyone is going to die and to continue RPing about dead Homestuck characters is an insult.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread #(8+8): Vriskaquest Part 2
Originally Posted by colwag
I don't know I think it's amusing, and he's got reasons for his complaints.
I mean I've probably been more annoying and I'm a lovable member of the community at this point. I think.
You've known me all this time, yet you still don't know my gender.
But thanks for fishstickin' up for me.
I suppose... but I tend to think that when a character dies, like the writer kills them off, I think of them being perma dead and all works of fiction that have anything to do with them (excluding materials that take place BEFORE their death), is an insult to the writer.
That's why I don't RP with my BF anymore, because everyone is going to die and to continue RPing about dead Homestuck characters is an insult.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread #(8+8): Vriskaquest Part 2
colwag, make the new thread already unless everyone wants 2 consecutive threads of Gracious Host, which we all don't (even me).
Sigquotes:
Originally Posted by Githe
It's all fun and games until your periods sync up.
Originally Posted by colwag
Yeah, he's making a total boob of himself.
Wait.
Shit.
Although I totally imagine Dave having an existiencial crisis about Mayo in that chat. He just stops and stares blankly into space for a minute, while Karkat just stares wondering what broke Dave. As he searches for the answers, what is Mayo. Is he mayo? What if the mayo was everything BUT mayo? And he's all. "I don't know." And can never trust mayo again Although he'll put WV in a sandwhich, just to see if he is mayo.
Originally Posted by Andrew
More trivia you guys probably didn't know.
When I killed Nepeta that was me going FUCK FURRIES!
When Eridan got chopped in half? I was being like: Hipsters m i rite? SO LAME.
When Vriska died that was just so I could marry her though.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Is it one of those cakes that has various weapons hidden in each slice and then you FIGHT TO THE DEATH with them?
I love those cakes.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by Phantos
Remind me to never fight you in a boss battle, ash denej. You've got like, two dozen final forms.
Re: Vriska Quarantine Thread #(8+8): Vriskaquest Part 2
Originally Posted by colwag
I don't know I think it's amusing, and he's got reasons for his complaints.
I mean I've probably been more annoying and I'm a lovable member of the community at this point. I think.
Not to mention Arms. If I had a nickel for every time she said something irrational about Vriska, I'd get banned for being malicious toward a specific forum member so I'm not even gonna finish that statement. Also, the stuff blob is saying isn't that ridiculous. Vriska did do a lot of freaking terrible things, even if she was justified in doing them.
Yo', listen up, have a pester from John.
'Tallpants Karkat' is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here's a story in all it's glory.
Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know where the park's at how John met Karkat.
Never heard a crocodile nak,
Never heard a lizard thwip,
My dad wanted me to upgrade my mangrit.
So I surfed for fun games on the internet,
Saw a saw a game called Sburd
Gonna need a server!
What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
Uh huh!What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
I heard'a Rose was free for time and I asked if she could be the server of mine.
It seemed to be this could be a good alchemization,
The perfect server player for my house creation!
So I talked with Dave about Nic Cage,
He said, "You know this guy's talentless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him Con Air said "Be careful don't drop it, and do you want another copy?"
"No, i'll keep it in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!)
What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
(...Ooh, super freaky!)
Guitar baby! Uh! What are we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)
Can I get a Hell Yes?
(Hell Yes!)
Oh, can I get a Hell Yes?
(Hell Yes!)
Look at the camera, say, "Stairs!"
(Stairs!)
Smile for the camera say, "Stairs!"
Can I get a Hell Yes?
(Hell Yes!)
Oh, can I get a Hell Yes?
(Hell Yes!)
Look at the camera, say, "Stairs!"
(Stairs!)
Smile for the camera say, "Stairs!"
We've heard of LOWAS, LOlAR and a LOHAC.
Always get tige. Why not? I'm dyin'!
Strapped into a rocket, you can't stop it, can't top it,
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Karrkat and John Egbert and to LE will be giving some hurt.
We're not afraid of any attack.
I say "Yo, Karkat, I've got your back!"
What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
What is that? That angry thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat.)
Come on y'all, let the Jadebloods sing!
(Listen to the Tallpants Karkat)
Yeah! This ain't no, no Tavros!
Yeah that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat!
This ain't no, no Rufioh!
Come on y'all, it's the Tallpants Karkat!
This ain't no, no Aradia!
Yeah, that's right, it's the Tallpants Karkat!
This ain't no, no Vriska!
Come on y'all it's the Tallpants Karkat.
Listen to the Tallpants Karkat!
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Kalabar Cromwell was walking through the tavern doors, closely studying his map. It had been awhile since he had left his hometown with just the clothes off his back and the spells in his satchel. But he couldn't think about that now. That was the past. He had to focus on the present. Kalabar looked up from his map and decided to talk to the tavern owner. "Excuse me, but do you happen to know if any jobs are available." Too distracted by other customers, the man just points at the notice board and the old man in the corner. "Thanks." Walking to the corner, Kal approaches the old man. "I heard you wanted someone to help you find something. I would be very grateful if you took me into consideration. I have useful magic and a magical map." I wait for the old man's reply.
Theories
Originally Posted by hellaciousHappenstance
Originally Posted by calibornio30
Wait.
So is Caliborn Jane's butt?
YES THIS.
Lord English is Caliborn is Jane Crocker's butt!!!
This means the Condesce obviously gave Jane the matriorb in the form of a hat
to keep it as far away from LE as possible
(i.e. on her head)