Home Stuck

[UraniumArc]

Ascend (Descend?) to deadtier.

[Collen]

Realize how high you are. Tell your friends that you are high and say high to your high therapist who's supposed to make you not be so high.

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[Kaynato]

Die.

[Copper Knight]

> The End

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

Why must we always kill the main protagonist?

> Be someone who's a doctor nearby. An ironically psychopathic doctor.

[Dalmationer]

>Hire Kyle's Ice Brigade

[Chwoka]

Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.

You retrieve your FAKE ARMS from the chest. You use these for HILARIOUS ANTICS.

You CAPTCHALOGUE them in your SYLLADEX. You have no idea what that actually means though.

There are other items in the chest.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

> Find "DEAD GUY" in chest.

> Father: Walk in.

[Tam Lin]

Look at deadself nailed to door

[owleh]

> Jump out the window. You must not be home stuck.

[King of Clubs]

> Retrieve heart from chest.

[Fish]

> John: Examine contents of chest.

[Chwoka]

> John: Examine contents of chest.

In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER.

You are neither of these things.

Among the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS [CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED IN YOUR SYLLADEX], ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, and ONE (1) COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY, and ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S "WISE GUY", BY MIKE CAVENEY.

Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point. For now, you decide to just take the SMOKE PELLETS.

[ArsenicNog]

John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.

[Chwoka]

John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.

You stow the SMOKE PELLETS on one of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS in your SYLLADEX.

You still aren't totally sure what that means, but you are starting to get the hang of the vernacular at least.

You have two empty CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS remaining.

[Kaynato]

> John: Equip fake arms.

[Chwoka]

> John: Equip fake arms.

You aren't totally sure if "EQUIP" is a verb copasetic with the abstract behavioral medium in which you dwell, but you give it a try anyway.

Unfortunately, you cannot access the FAKE ARMS! Their card is underneath the one you just used to captchalogue the SMOKE PELLETS. You will have to use the pellets first in order to access the arms. But this is probably unadvisable, since you'd just make your room lousy with smoke!

Your SYLLADEX'S FETCH MODUS is currently dictated by the logic of a STACK DATA STRUCTURE. You were never all that great with data structures and you find the concept puzzling and mildly irritating.

But with any hope, perhaps you will advance new, more practical FETCH MODI for your SYLLADEX with a little more experience.

[Fish]

> John: Examine Problem Sleuth poster.

[Kaynato]

> John: Read note on drawer.

[Chwoka]

> John: Examine Problem Sleuth poster.

Is it even possible to get any more hard boiled than that? You really doubt it. This poster was one of your wisest purchases.

There is a nice spot on the wall next to it. You've been meaning to hang another poster there soon.

[Solaris]

Jump out the window.

[Fish]

> John: Take poster.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

> Lord English: Be already herre.

[Chwoka]

> John: Read note on drawer.

This note is rich with the aromas of FATHERLY AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES.

Beside the note is a ROLLED UP POSTER.

[Mibbs]

put poster on door